Editing Seymour 2

Seymour Hall's second floor is home to as many as 31 [[first-year]] Knox College men. It smells terrible up there. Their [[Bryan Lund|RA]] encourages them to be reckless.

In previous school years, the floor was called the [[Deuce]].

== Antics== 
The 2006-07 men of Seymour 2 are notorious for their antics. A significant percentage of these men are expected to live together in [[Conger/Neal Hall]] in [[2007-08]]. 

=== Team Zissou ===
[[Image:zissou1.jpg|thumb|200px|left|Team Zissou]]
[[The Life Aquatic]] is a great movie, directed by a great director: [[Wes Anderson]]. At the suggestion of [[Paige Barnum]], the men of Seymour 2 replicated the cast of this movie in great detail for [[Halloween]]. Then they all got [[drunk]]! Although those who recognized the costumes were low in number, their reaction was estatic. Many thought they were [[Devo]].

=== Box Fort ===
[[Image:box1.jpg|thumb|200px|right|The Box Fort]]
Did you know that you can order shipping boxes from the [[United States Postal Sevice]] for free? Did you know that you can order as many as you want, say... well over 500 of them? During Winter Term of 2007, that's just what the men of Seymour 2 did. They constucted bookcases, many short-lived weapons, a robot (see below), and a box fort. Led by [[Lyall Wallerstedt]], the box fort was built in sections during the week, and on a Friday early in the term was hauled out to the [[Post]] Lawn at dusk, where it was fitted together and given a [[Communist]] flag for a door. The men of Seymour 2 are not Godless Commies (for the most part), they just happened to have a Communist Flag. Almost everyone in attendance had toy guns, which were used to harrass bypassers, and also to conduct raids on the C-Store for delicious hot chocolate. It was cold outside. 

[[Image:box6.jpg|thumb|200px|left|The Fort at night.]]
Eventually, the fort was moved wholesale to outside the Caf, where it would be fully visible to people in the Gizmo. This was because having a [[bivouac]] full of scary Seymour men outside of Post kept all the girls hiding inside, and the fort was failing to garner enough attention. It also didn't help that people who did notice were treated as [[Monmouth|foreign invaders]]. Eventually, it got way way to cold to keep hanging out in a structure made of cardboard and duct tape. The fort was abandoned to the masses of Knox College on a [[drunk|Friday night]], with the sad realization it would probably be destroyed. As late as midnight, however, the structure was still standing, and had even been decorated by unknown persons with old Halloween decorations and drawings of [[naked]] people. But within the next hour it was gone. [[Seymour 3]] followed up on the threatening messages they wrote on the walls of the fort, and knocked it over. This was the start of [[beef]]. Ugly beef. Being the upstanding men they are, Seymour 2 residents cleaned up the scattered wreckage and disposed of it properly.

Don't worry, there'll be more of these things next year. And they'll be bigger.

=== Seymour Defender ===
For the full article see [[Seymour Defender]]. Alternativley, see [[drink]].

The Seymour Defender is a [[robot]] that defends the residents of Seymour 2 in Seymour Hall. Contrary to popular belief, he is not named after [[Seymour Hall]], but instead after [[Lyman K. Seymour]], the alumnus for which [[Seymour Union]] is also named. Seymour Defender was constructed in the [[winter term]] of the [[2006-07]] school year by the residents of Seymour 2. His original design was to function as a defense [[robot]] for all of [[Seymour Hall]].

=== Deuces Wild ===
[[Image:dueceswild.jpg|thumb|150px|right|Deuces Wild]]
[[Millions of years ago]], back when Seymour 2 was called the Deuce, the residents formed a dodgeball team known as [[Deuces Wild]]. In the 2007 Winter Term, the men of Seymour 2 also formed an [[intermural dodgeball]] team called Deuces Wild, because they couldn't come up with anything better on their own. The members consisted of anyone who was around when it was time for a game. They lost nearly every single match... except maybe one, by sheer luck. Still, they had a cool logo, which was going to go on a t-shirt. Unfortunatley, the men of Seymour 2 are [[lazy]], and it never happened. It's still a cool image though.

=== Flunk Day Paint Fight ===
[[Image:paint5.jpg|thumb|200px|left|Paint Warrior]]
As if water-ballooning [[Friar|Friars]] in the morning wasn't enough, on [[Flunk Day]], the men of Seymour 2 & Friends participated in a sober paint fight on the lawn outside Post. Organized by [[Paige Barnum]], it was, for many participants, the highlight of the day. Upon seeing the paint-splattered faces and clothes of the participants, many asked if it was an school organized event they missed out on. Actually, it is an event, the "[[Carnival of Colors]]". But apparently that was just for Friars, which is a shame because a lot of people would have liked to throw paint around recklessly instead of huff [[oxygen]]. (Wink wink, nudge nudge, [[Union Board]]). The paint fight was not without casualties, however. Some participants did not have protective eyewear, and got paint bombs right to the face. For [[Lyall Wallerstedt|one student]], this was the third time that day his eyes were full of nasty crap, the first time being in the [[Mud Pit]], and the second time in the [[Foam Pit]]. Flunk Day was harsh on his eyes, goddamnit.

=== Roller Rink Formal ===
The men of Seymour 2 spent their suite money to rent out a roller-rink in [[Galesburg]] and threw a formal. They played 80's music, some people wiped out.

== Seymour 2 Media ==

=== Team Zissou ===
<gallery>
Image:zissou1.jpg|The team
Image:zissou2.jpg|Drinking on the High Seas
Image:zissou3.jpg|Dr. Hennesey
Image:zissou4.jpg|Camera Crew
Image:zissou5.jpg|An interview
Image:zissou6.jpg|After rescuing the Bond Company Stooge
Image:zissou7.jpg|Inspecting a captured Leopard Shark
Image:zissou8.jpg|Epic.
</gallery>

=== The Box Fort ===
<gallery>
Image:box1.jpg|The fort outside Post
Image:box2.jpg|It's cozy in here!
Image:box3.jpg|Shoot to kill.
Image:box4.jpg|At the ready
Image:box5.jpg|Group shot
Image:box6.jpg|The fort even had shutters
</gallery>

=== Paint Fight ===
<gallery>
Image:paint1.jpg|The "Before" shot
Image:paint2.jpg|In the fight
Image:paint3.jpg|Splat!
Image:paint4.jpg|Gotcha!
Image:paint5.jpg|Painty Savage
Image:paint6.jpg|The "After" shot
</gallery>

=== Paint Fight Video ===
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