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You're a mean one, Ms. Amott,
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T. Amott is the 19th President of [[Knox College]], serving since 2011. She is one of the lucky few with access to <student_dist@knox.edu>, but she only takes advantage of that privilege when trying to mitigate crises.  
 
 
You really are a heel!
 
 
 
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
 
 
 
You're as charming as an eel, Ms. Amott.
 
 
 
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!
 
 
 
You're a monster, Ms. Amott.
 
 
 
Your heart's an empty hole!
 
 
 
Your brain is full of spiders,
 
 
 
You've got garlic in your soul, Ms. Amott.
 
 
 
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!
 
 
 
You're a vile one, Ms. Amott.
 
 
 
You have termites in your smile!
 
 
 
You have all the tender sweetness
 
 
 
Of a seasick crocodile, Ms. Amott.
 
 
 
Given the choice between the two of you
 
 
 
I'd take the seasick crocodile!
 
 
 
You're a foul one, Ms. Amott.
 
 
 
You're a nasty wasty skunk!
 
 
 
Your heart is full of unwashed socks,
 
 
 
Your soul is full of gunk, Ms. Amott.
 
 
 
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote:
 
 
 
"Stink! Stank! Stunk!"
 
 
 
You're a rotter, Ms. Amott.
 
 
 
You're the queen of sinful sots!
 
 
 
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched
 
 
 
With moldy purple spots, Ms. Amott.
 
 
 
Your soul is an appalling dump heap
 
 
 
Overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable
 
 
 
Mangled up in tangled up knots!
 
 
 
You nauseate me, Ms. Amott,
 
 
 
With a nauseous super "naus!"
 
 
 
You're a crooked dirty jockey,
 
 
 
And you drive a crooked horse, Ms. Amott.
 
 
 
You're a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich
 
 
 
With arsenic sauce!
 
 
 
(Teresa Amott is the 19th President of Knox College.)
 
 
 
  
 
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Revision as of 16:04, 25 April 2018

T. Amott is the 19th President of Knox College, serving since 2011. She is one of the lucky few with access to <student_dist@knox.edu>, but she only takes advantage of that privilege when trying to mitigate crises.