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<div>'''Gamma Alpha Alpha Alpha Alpha Alpha''' or '''GAA(A!)''' is an unofficial [[fraternities|fraternity]].<br />
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==Whereever two are gathered in GAA(A)==<br />
The members communicate with an involuntary form of telepathy. Whenever two GAA(A!)s enter close proximity, a third is forced to join. As soon as three are together, all others within 30 miles will be irrationally forced to join the congregation. These meetings often lead to shit getting fucked up.<br />
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==Guiding Philosophies==<br />
===Mission Statement===<br />
GAA(A!) does not and never will support philanthropy or academics in any way. Ever.<br />
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===An art fraternity===<br />
GAA(A!) parties are always an outlet of creativity. GAA(A!) embraces everything from the fine art of physical aggression to [[poetry]].<br />
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==Notable events==<br />
===Playing card poetry===<br />
During a particularly vibe-resonating GAA(A!) party in [[Hamblin#Before remodel|Old Hamblin]] 9, the members, drunk with art and alcohol, wrote poetry on a deck of cards.<br />
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===Beaver-Bulldog-Whale===<br />
During Spring '07, a GAA(A) contingent went to [[The Broadview]] for physical and emotional reinforcement. After eating, [[Tom Fucoloro]] decided to try his hand at the claw machine, winning a plush animal of ambiguous race dressed in a Harley-Davidson jacket and hat. Tom thought it was a beaver, but [[Brian Lowe]] argued that due to its small tail and pointed teeth, it was in fact a bulldog. No firm consensus was ever come to. I think at some point someone called it a whale-fish-candle. The members burned the beaver-bulldog-whale in a sacrifice to GAA(A!) that same night outside [[ABLE]].<br />
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==Membership==<br />
GAA(A!) draws its members primarily from the Fourth Estate, the Fifth Column, and the Seventh Seal. GAA(A!) members are largely immmortal, largely.<br />
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===List of members===<br />
The membership list is listed in order of induction.<br />
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{|<br />
| || '''Name''' || '''GAA(A!) Name'''<br />
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|1 || [[Geoff Brown]] || Uncle Joe Bucket<br />
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|1 || [[Howard Friedman]] || Johnny Chuckles<br />
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|1 || [[Tom Fucoloro]] || Pony Boy<br />
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|1 || [[Chris Prairie]] || The Animal<br />
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|5 || [[Alan Yi]] || Major Tom<br />
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|6 || [[Brian Lowe]] || Six Foot Android<br />
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|7 || [[Liza Fate]] || First Lady Jesus Christ<br />
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|8 || [[Pam Schuller]] || Koala Bear<br />
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|8 || [[Graham Troyer-Joy]] || Huckabee<br />
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|10 || [[Olivia Cacchione]] || Balsamic<br />
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|11 || [[Danny Fisher-Bruns]] || Cornelius<br />
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|12 || [[Brian Camozzi]] || El Presidente<br />
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|13 || [[Laura Zuber]] || Hashish<br />
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|14 || [[Flaming Angel]] || ''Honorary''<br />
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|15 || [[Angharad Hollingworth]] || Tunafish<br />
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|16 || [[Freddie Mercury]] || ''Honorary''<br />
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|17 || [[Madeleine Ettlin]] || Punky Brewster<br />
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|17 || [[Kate Schlachter]] || G-Force EXPLODE!<br />
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|19 || [[Bryce Friedman]] || Doctor Evil<br />
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|20 || [[Courtney Meaker]] || Giant Pulsating Vagina<br />
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|21 || [[Deana Rutherford]] || Blackjack<br />
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|21 || [[Tanya Ferguson]] || Rhinoceros Horn<br />
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|21 || [[Mark Munoz]] || Twenty-Five Tildes<br />
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|24 || [[Fela Anikulapo Kuti]] || ''Honorary''<br />
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|25 || [[Matthew Lawton]] || Sideshow Bob<br />
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|26 || [[Selene Gonzalez]] || Queen of France<br />
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[[Category:Fraternities and sororities]]</div>72.26.69.247http://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=Talk:Eleanor_Rigby&diff=11194Talk:Eleanor Rigby2007-10-16T23:38:29Z<p>72.26.69.247: Undo revision 11193 by Special:Contributions/72.26.69.247 (User talk:72.26.69.247)</p>
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<div>I know your true identity. [[User:Billymax85|Bill M.]] 00:49, 16 October 2007 (CDT)</div>72.26.69.247http://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=Talk:Eleanor_Rigby&diff=11193Talk:Eleanor Rigby2007-10-16T23:35:54Z<p>72.26.69.247: </p>
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<div>I know your true identity. [[User:Billymax85|Bill M.]] 00:49, 16 October 2007 (CDT)<br />
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I know you do. I know your true identity as well.</div>72.26.69.247http://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=Lincoln_Chair&diff=11192Lincoln Chair2007-10-16T23:32:39Z<p>72.26.69.247: New page: Located in Old Main. They make all the prospies sit in it while on their first tour of Knox. It isn't that comfortable.</p>
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<div>Located in Old Main. They make all the prospies sit in it while on their first tour of Knox. It isn't that comfortable.</div>72.26.69.247http://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=Off-campus&diff=11191Off-campus2007-10-16T23:30:19Z<p>72.26.69.247: New page: The opposite of On-campus.</p>
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<div>The opposite of On-campus.</div>72.26.69.247