http://thewikifire.org/api.php?action=feedcontributions&user=Knoxfightclub&feedformat=atomThe Wiki Fire - User contributions [en]2024-03-28T20:10:57ZUser contributionsMediaWiki 1.34.0http://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=Fight_club&diff=32639Fight club2020-04-27T04:01:22Z<p>Knoxfightclub: </p>
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'''HISTORY'''<br />
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Started on a chaotic Friday night in the middle of the great thunderstorm of 2019, a female, only known as [["La Gata"]] was appointed as President by God himself. It has been said that the first meeting of this club resulted in at LEAST the death of five freshman students (including Isabella who hadn't even moved in yet). Over the course of the first term, FIGHT CLUB has been notorious for starting late nights brawls at the Loading Dock located by the Quads. Seeing smashed beer bottles in this area is common, but FIGHT CLUB has since banned beer bottle usage in fights. <br />
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Galesburg PD hates FIGHT CLUB only because it is the only force that could possibly defeat them. La Gata holds club meetings on Friday nights in the basement of Neifert/Sherwin and as she once said "You can't get in? There's a key under the potted plant outside. Remember your mouthguard, we don't have Dental."<br />
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''' GOVERNMENT'''<br />
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La Gata: Current President and Founder. Will yell at you if you don't wrap your hands properly or insist that Bruce Lee couldn’t beat Chuck Norris.<br />
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[[HALLWAY]] : Vice President and Right Hand Man to La Gata. As you can sense, HALLWAY makes sure that no one that ISN'T supposed to be in FIGHT CLUB gets INTO FIGHT CLUB. It's been rumored that to get past HALLWAY, you have to beat her in an all-out battle. HALLWAY allows you one weapon in this "Entrance Exam" but it is to be noted that HALLWAY has stated, "I myself don't need a weapon". After the first meeting in 2019 however, Glocks have been banned as the optional Entrance Exam Weapon. [Refer to five deaths above]<br />
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[[green queen]] : Treasurer, won’t let go of the money that is designated for club expenses. We don’t know if she’s embezzling just yet, but definitely, your better off holding on to your own coin.<br />
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[[Cotton Ball]] : Bracket maker. Cotton Ball decides who will go up against who during our trimester-ly fighting tournaments. She doesn’t really know shit about boxing, so do not expect to be fairly put up against someone that’s in your weight class. If you complain about this to her, she’ll say “Man…, that sounds like a personal problem” and will most likely turn a blind eye when you inevitably get pummeled. <br />
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[[BIG PAPA]] : Accountant. Rumor has it that during midterms, BIG PAPA beat the shit out of every single person in Fight club. Twice. <br />
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[[FAT BEAR WEAK]]: Is there for moral support as her immune system does not allow for any sort of training that could result in inhaling someone else’s sweaty germs. When the amount of members gets low, she brings some bears for the club to wrestle with. Dangerous, but overall a good moral booster.<br />
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'''RECENT EVENTS 2020'''<br />
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Due to the Corona Virus (COVID-19), the Fight Club has temporarily moved to fighting not between fellow humans, but towards combatting and defeating the virus head on.</div>Knoxfightclubhttp://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=Fight_club&diff=32638Fight club2020-04-27T04:00:45Z<p>Knoxfightclub: </p>
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'''HISTORY'''<br />
<br />
Started on a chaotic Friday night in the middle of the great thunderstorm of 2019, a female, only known as [["La Gata"]] was appointed as President by God himself. It has been said that the first meeting of this club resulted in at LEAST the death of five freshman students (including Isabella who hadn't even moved in yet). Over the course of the first term, FIGHT CLUB has been notorious for starting late nights brawls at the Loading Dock located by the Quads. Seeing smashed beer bottles in this area is common, but FIGHT CLUB has since banned beer bottle usage in fights. <br />
<br />
Galesburg PD hates FIGHT CLUB only because it is the only force that could possibly defeat them. La Gata holds club meetings on Friday nights in the basement of Neifert/Sherwin and as she once said "You can't get in? There's a key under the potted plant outside. Remember your mouthguard, we don't have Dental."<br />
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''' GOVERNMENT'''<br />
<br />
La Gata: Current President and Founder. Will yell at you if you don't wrap your hands properly or insist that Bruce Lee couldn’t beat Chuck Norris.<br />
<br />
[[HALLWAY]] : Vice President and Right Hand Man to La Gata. As you can sense, HALLWAY makes sure that no one that ISN'T supposed to be in FIGHT CLUB gets INTO FIGHT CLUB. It's been rumored that to get past HALLWAY, you have to beat her in an all-out battle. HALLWAY allows you one weapon in this "Entrance Exam" but it is to be noted that HALLWAY has stated, "I myself don't need a weapon". After the first meeting in 2019 however, Glocks have been banned as the optional Entrance Exam Weapon. [Refer to five deaths above]<br />
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[[green queen]] : Treasurer, won’t let go of the money that is designated for club expenses. We don’t know if she’s embezzling just yet, but definitely, your better off holding on to your own coin.<br />
<br />
[[Cotton Ball]] : Bracket maker. Cotton Ball decides who will go up against who during our trimester-ly fighting tournaments. She doesn’t really know shit about boxing, so do not expect to be fairly put up against someone that’s in your weight class. If you complain about this to her, she’ll say “Man…, that sounds like a personal problem” and will most likely turn a blind eye when you inevitably get pummeled. <br />
<br />
[[BIG PAPA]] : Accountant. Rumor has it that during midterms, BIG PAPA beat the shit out of every single person in Fight club. Twice. <br />
<br />
[[FAT BEAR WEAK]]: Is there for moral support as her immune system does not allow for any sort of training that could result in inhaling someone else’s sweaty germs. When the amount of members gets low, she brings some bears for the club to wrestle with. Dangerous, but overall a good moral booster.<br />
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" RECENT EVENTS 2020 "<br />
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Due to the Corona Virus (COVID-19), the Fight Club has temporarily moved to fighting not between fellow humans, but towards combatting and defeating the virus head on.</div>Knoxfightclubhttp://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=Fight_club&diff=32637Fight club2020-04-27T03:59:55Z<p>Knoxfightclub: </p>
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<div><br />
'''HISTORY'''<br />
<br />
Started on a chaotic Friday night in the middle of the great thunderstorm of 2019, a female, only known as [["La Gata"]] was appointed as President by God himself. It has been said that the first meeting of this club resulted in at LEAST the death of five freshman students (including Isabella who hadn't even moved in yet). Over the course of the first term, FIGHT CLUB has been notorious for starting late nights brawls at the Loading Dock located by the Quads. Seeing smashed beer bottles in this area is common, but FIGHT CLUB has since banned beer bottle usage in fights. <br />
<br />
Galesburg PD hates FIGHT CLUB only because it is the only force that could possibly defeat them. La Gata holds club meetings on Friday nights in the basement of Neifert/Sherwin and as she once said "You can't get in? There's a key under the potted plant outside. Remember your mouthguard, we don't have Dental."<br />
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<br />
''' GOVERNMENT'''<br />
<br />
La Gata: Current President and Founder. Will yell at you if you don't wrap your hands properly or insist that Bruce Lee couldn’t beat Chuck Norris.<br />
<br />
[[HALLWAY]] : Vice President and Right Hand Man to La Gata. As you can sense, HALLWAY makes sure that no one that ISN'T supposed to be in FIGHT CLUB gets INTO FIGHT CLUB. It's been rumored that to get past HALLWAY, you have to beat her in an all-out battle. HALLWAY allows you one weapon in this "Entrance Exam" but it is to be noted that HALLWAY has stated, "I myself don't need a weapon". After the first meeting in 2019 however, Glocks have been banned as the optional Entrance Exam Weapon. [Refer to five deaths above]<br />
<br />
[[green queen]] : Treasurer, won’t let go of the money that is designated for club expenses. We don’t know if she’s embezzling just yet, but definitely, your better off holding on to your own coin.<br />
<br />
[[Cotton Ball]] : Bracket maker. Cotton Ball decides who will go up against who during our trimester-ly fighting tournaments. She doesn’t really know shit about boxing, so do not expect to be fairly put up against someone that’s in your weight class. If you complain about this to her, she’ll say “Man…, that sounds like a personal problem” and will most likely turn a blind eye when you inevitably get pummeled. <br />
<br />
[[BIG PAPA]] : Accountant. Rumor has it that during midterms, BIG PAPA beat the shit out of every single person in Fight club. Twice. <br />
<br />
[[FAT BEAR WEAK]]: Is there for moral support as her immune system does not allow for any sort of training that could result in inhaling someone else’s sweaty germs. When the amount of members gets low, she brings some bears for the club to wrestle with. Dangerous, but overall a good moral booster.<br />
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"Recent Events"<br />
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Due to the Corona Virus (COVID-19), the Fight Club has temporarily moved to fighting not between fellow humans, but towards combatting and defeating the virus head on.</div>Knoxfightclubhttp://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=Fight_club&diff=32636Fight club2020-04-27T03:55:21Z<p>Knoxfightclub: </p>
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<div>'''HISTORY'''<br />
<br />
Started on a chaotic Friday night in the middle of the great thunderstorm of 2019, a female, only known as [["La Gata"]] was appointed as President by God himself. It has been said that the first meeting of this club resulted in at LEAST the death of five freshman students (including Isabella who hadn't even moved in yet). Over the course of the first term, FIGHT CLUB has been notorious for starting late nights brawls at the Loading Dock located by the Quads. Seeing smashed beer bottles in this area is common, but FIGHT CLUB has since banned beer bottle usage in fights. <br />
<br />
Galesburg PD hates FIGHT CLUB only because it is the only force that could possibly defeat them. La Gata holds club meetings on Friday nights in the basement of Neifert/Sherwin and as she once said "You can't get in? There's a key under the potted plant outside. Remember your mouthguard, we don't have Dental."<br />
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'''HISTORY'''<br />
<br />
Started on a chaotic Friday night in the middle of the great thunderstorm of 2019, a female, only known as [["La Gata"]] was appointed as President by God himself. It has been said that the first meeting of this club resulted in at LEAST the death of five freshman students (including Isabella who hadn't even moved in yet). Over the course of the first term, FIGHT CLUB has been notorious for starting late nights brawls at the Loading Dock located by the Quads. Seeing smashed beer bottles in this area is common, but FIGHT CLUB has since banned beer bottle usage in fights. <br />
<br />
Galesburg PD hates FIGHT CLUB only because it is the only force that could possibly defeat them. La Gata holds club meetings on Friday nights in the basement of Neifert/Sherwin and as she once said "You can't get in? There's a key under the potted plant outside. Remember your mouthguard, we don't have Dental."<br />
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<br />
''' GOVERNMENT'''<br />
<br />
La Gata: Current President and Founder. Will yell at you if you don't wrap your hands properly or insist that Bruce Lee couldn’t beat Chuck Norris.<br />
<br />
[[HALLWAY]] : Vice President and Right Hand Man to La Gata. As you can sense, HALLWAY makes sure that no one that ISN'T supposed to be in FIGHT CLUB gets INTO FIGHT CLUB. It's been rumored that to get past HALLWAY, you have to beat her in an all-out battle. HALLWAY allows you one weapon in this "Entrance Exam" but it is to be noted that HALLWAY has stated, "I myself don't need a weapon". After the first meeting in 2019 however, Glocks have been banned as the optional Entrance Exam Weapon. [Refer to five deaths above]<br />
<br />
[[green queen]] : Treasurer, won’t let go of the money that is designated for club expenses. We don’t know if she’s embezzling just yet, but definitely, your better off holding on to your own coin.<br />
<br />
[[Cotton Ball]] : Bracket maker. Cotton Ball decides who will go up against who during our trimester-ly fighting tournaments. She doesn’t really know shit about boxing, so do not expect to be fairly put up against someone that’s in your weight class. If you complain about this to her, she’ll say “Man…, that sounds like a personal problem” and will most likely turn a blind eye when you inevitably get pummeled. <br />
<br />
[[BIG PAPA]] : Accountant. Rumor has it that during midterms, BIG PAPA beat the shit out of every single person in Fight club. Twice. <br />
<br />
[[FAT BEAR WEAK]]: Is there for moral support as her immune system does not allow for any sort of training that could result in inhaling someone else’s sweaty germs. When the amount of members gets low, she brings some bears for the club to wrestle with. Dangerous, but overall a good moral booster.</div>Knoxfightclubhttp://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=Fight_club&diff=32635Fight club2020-04-27T03:45:24Z<p>Knoxfightclub: </p>
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<div>'''HISTORY'''<br />
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Started on a chaotic Friday night in the middle of the great thunderstorm of 2019, a female, only known as [["La Gata"]] was appointed as President by God himself. It has been said that the first meeting of this club resulted in at LEAST the death of five freshman students (including Isabella who hadn't even moved in yet). Over the course of the first term, FIGHT CLUB has been notorious for starting late nights brawls at the Loading Dock located by the Quads. Seeing smashed beer bottles in this area is common, but FIGHT CLUB has since banned beer bottle usage in fights. <br />
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Galesburg PD hates FIGHT CLUB only because it is the only force that could possibly defeat them. La Gata holds club meetings on Friday nights in the basement of Neifert/Sherwin and as she once said "You can't get in? There's a key under the potted plant outside. Remember your mouthguard, we don't have Dental."</div>Knoxfightclubhttp://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=Fight_club&diff=32634Fight club2020-04-27T03:44:45Z<p>Knoxfightclub: '''HISTORY''' Started on a chaotic Friday night in the middle of the great thunderstorm of 2019, a female, only known as "La Gata" was appointed as President by God himself. It has been said that the first meeting of this club resulted in at LEAST the death of five freshman students (including Isabella who hadn't even moved in yet). Over the course of the first term, FIGHT CLUB has been notorious for starting late nights brawls at the Loading Dock located by the Quads. Seeing smashed beer b</p>
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<div>KNOX FIGHT CLUB</div>Knoxfightclubhttp://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=Sherwin-Neifert&diff=32633Sherwin-Neifert2020-04-27T03:42:23Z<p>Knoxfightclub: </p>
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<div>This is traditionally [[first-year]] housing, and by that token, is a shithole. In 2007, Neifert's glass door was shattered twice by drunk first-years. In 2005 Matt Lawton shattered the window when knocking on it. He got himself cut up pretty bad doing it. In 2003, unknown students ripped a stump out of the ground, and dragged it through each of the above-ground suites, causing $500 in carpet damage.<br />
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But the fact that it's on the quad means that there is more than enough opportunity to meet other members of the student body, especially [[first-years]].<br />
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"Neifert" kinda sounds like "Knife Fight," making some students wish they could live there to make the building live up to its name.<br />
==The Bunker==<br />
The east end of the dorm was known in the past as the Bunker. This place is totally underutilized. It is the perfect place to play hackey sack, or smoke. <br />
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The 2007-2008 school year has found Sherwin-Neifert (also known as [[Shneifert]]) complete new. [[Shneifert 4]], the top floor is one of the greatest places in the entire world. If you don't believe it, go up there, check it out, and then disagree with this statement.<br />
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==Basement==<br />
The Sherwin-Neifert basement contains the only kitchen in [[the Quads]], as well as laundry facilities, [[the Roger Taylor Lounge]], a storage room that is typically locked, and a utility closet that houses the ethernet switches for the dorm. By coincidence, the soda machines in the basement fit perfectly into the doorway to the switch room and are difficult to remove. <br />
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There are also two mini-suites, each with only two rooms each. These basement rooms usually do not house [[first-year]] students, as they're pretty dark, and pretty cut off from the rest of the building. Due to their construction and location at ground level, these rooms are also some of the quietest rooms on campus. <br />
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In 2007, flooding in Sherwin-Neifert basement displaced several students who were living there. They moved into a room in Post 7, and have since found more optimal living arrangements.<br />
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In the fall of 2019, a [[fight club]] was secretly established in said basement. The members are known to hold these events on Friday nights, but will postpone them if a good enough unregistered party catches their attention.<br />
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[[Category:Housing]]</div>Knoxfightclubhttp://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=Sherwin-Neifert&diff=32632Sherwin-Neifert2020-04-27T03:41:35Z<p>Knoxfightclub: /* Basement */</p>
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<div>This is traditionally [[first-year]] housing, and by that token, is a shithole. In 2007, Neifert's glass door was shattered twice by drunk first-years. In 2005 Matt Lawton shattered the window when knocking on it. He got himself cut up pretty bad doing it. In 2003, unknown students ripped a stump out of the ground, and dragged it through each of the above-ground suites, causing $500 in carpet damage.<br />
<br />
But the fact that it's on the quad means that there is more than enough opportunity to meet other members of the student body, especially [[first-years]].<br />
<br />
"Neifert" kinda sounds like "Knife Fight," making some students wish they could live there to make the building live up to its name.<br />
==The Bunker==<br />
The east end of the dorm was known in the past as the Bunker. This place is totally underutilized. It is the perfect place to play hackey sack, or smoke. <br />
<br />
The 2007-2008 school year has found Sherwin-Neifert (also known as [[Shneifert]]) complete new. [[Shneifert 4]], the top floor is one of the greatest places in the entire world. If you don't believe it, go up there, check it out, and then disagree with this statement.<br />
<br />
==Basement==<br />
The Sherwin-Neifert basement contains the only kitchen in [[the Quads]], as well as laundry facilities, [[the Roger Taylor Lounge]], a storage room that is typically locked, and a utility closet that houses the ethernet switches for the dorm. By coincidence, the soda machines in the basement fit perfectly into the doorway to the switch room and are difficult to remove. <br />
<br />
There are also two mini-suites, each with only two rooms each. These basement rooms usually do not house [[first-year]] students, as they're pretty dark, and pretty cut off from the rest of the building. Due to their construction and location at ground level, these rooms are also some of the quietest rooms on campus. <br />
<br />
In 2007, flooding in Sherwin-Neifert basement displaced several students who were living there. They moved into a room in Post 7, and have since found more optimal living arrangements.<br />
<br />
In the fall of 2019, a fight club was secretly established in said basement. The members are known to hold these events on Friday nights, but will postpone them if a good enough unregistered party catches their attention.<br />
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[[Category:Housing]]</div>Knoxfightclubhttp://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=Category:Clubs&diff=32631Category:Clubs2020-04-27T03:31:13Z<p>Knoxfightclub: Knox College Fight Club</p>
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<div>These are all the clubs and student organizations, current and former.<br />
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[[Category:Organizations]]</div>Knoxfightclubhttp://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=Category:Clubs&diff=32630Category:Clubs2020-04-27T03:30:32Z<p>Knoxfightclub: We don't talk about fight club</p>
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<div>These are all the clubs and student organizations, current and former.<br />
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[[Category:Organizations]]<br />
Knox College Conservatives<br />
Knox College Fight Club</div>Knoxfightclub