http://thewikifire.org/api.php?action=feedcontributions&user=Polterheist&feedformat=atomThe Wiki Fire - User contributions [en]2024-03-29T05:26:48ZUser contributionsMediaWiki 1.34.0http://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=Caleb_Moore&diff=32297Caleb Moore2019-09-13T21:41:47Z<p>Polterheist: </p>
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<div>A current improviser and resident of [[Shneifert]]. He won the first year housing contest and will be living it up next year. Don't tell [[Adam Rothkopf]]. <br />
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Caleb loves playing Magic: The Gathering. He's good at it. <br />
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He also has insomnia and is always awake. That's ok though cause he gets to play more Magic and watch Ancient Aliens with [[Improv Club]]. If he is sleeping let him sleep. Wake him up and I will be mad. Very mad. Don't wake the boy. <br />
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Notable Quotes: <br />
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"Yote Man" (like Yeet Man, but having already been yeeted)<br />
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"Take me Dobby"<br />
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To [[Jaki Herrmann]]: "MOTHER!"<br />
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"Where's Adam?"<br />
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[[Category: Class of 2022]]</div>Polterheisthttp://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=Adam_Rothkopf&diff=32296Adam Rothkopf2019-09-13T21:41:24Z<p>Polterheist: </p>
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<div>Where is he?! Has someone seen him? We still can't find him...<br />
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[[Category: Class of 2022]]</div>Polterheisthttp://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=Sherwood_Kiraly&diff=32267Sherwood Kiraly2019-07-27T00:35:51Z<p>Polterheist: </p>
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<div>He is the greatest man to ever exist. <br />
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Period.<br />
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[[Category:Faculty|*]]</div>Polterheisthttp://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=Knoxcraft&diff=32266Knoxcraft2019-07-27T00:27:52Z<p>Polterheist: </p>
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<div>Knox's unofficial Minecraft server, founded by Noa Florsheim. It's kickin'.<br />
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Join us!</div>Polterheisthttp://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=Knoxcraft&diff=32265Knoxcraft2019-07-27T00:27:39Z<p>Polterheist: </p>
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<div>Knox's unofficial Minecraft server, founded by Noa Florsheim. It's kickin'.<br />
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Join us!</div>Polterheisthttp://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=Knoxcraft&diff=32264Knoxcraft2019-07-27T00:27:25Z<p>Polterheist: Created page with "Knox's unofficial Minecraft server, founded by Noa Florsheim. It's kickin'. Server Name: Knoxycraft Server Address: knoxcraft.serverminer.com Join us!"</p>
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<div>Knox's unofficial Minecraft server, founded by Noa Florsheim. It's kickin'.<br />
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Join us!</div>Polterheisthttp://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=Class_of_2022&diff=32263Class of 20222019-07-26T23:41:27Z<p>Polterheist: </p>
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<div>The Class of 2022 started at Knox in the fall of 2018. Some of its members include:<br />
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[[Poornima Tata]]<br />
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[[Elise Hanson]]<br />
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[[Morghan Bacon]]<br />
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[[Category: Class of 2022]]</div>Polterheisthttp://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=Morghan_Bacon&diff=32262Morghan Bacon2019-07-26T23:40:58Z<p>Polterheist: </p>
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<div>Morghan Bacon belongs to the [[class of 2022]]. She is trying to self-design a major from 5 different departments. Just by that you should know how chaotic she is. In fact, she has been called a "chaotic trickster god" by 3 people so far and she takes that with pride. Fun fact: Kevin Bacon is her (very) distant cousin.<br />
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[[Category: Class of 2022]]</div>Polterheisthttp://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=Elise_Hanson&diff=32261Elise Hanson2019-07-26T23:40:42Z<p>Polterheist: </p>
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<div>Elise is part of the [[Class of 2022]]. If you haven't seen her 80's fashion you are truly missing out. She is one of the most wonderful people you will meet. She wants to be friends with everyone on campus, even people who don't reply to her snaps.<br />
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[[Category: Class of 2022]]</div>Polterheisthttp://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=Poornima_Tata&diff=32260Poornima Tata2019-07-26T23:40:12Z<p>Polterheist: </p>
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<div>Also known as Poornima Tat (on Knox's Bioneers page[https://www.knox.edu/academics/majors-and-minors/environmental-studies/prairie-fire-bioneers-conference?ss=print]). <br />
Poornima is part of the [[Class of 2022]].<br />
She is a chaotic entity that will never be able to tell you a ten-minute story in less than an hour. She is also the lightest of weights and a fantastic person with a love for music (or should I say a specific person's music).<br />
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[[Category: Class of 2022]]</div>Polterheisthttp://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=Poornima_Tata&diff=32259Poornima Tata2019-07-26T23:39:59Z<p>Polterheist: </p>
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<div>Also known as Poornima Tat (on Knox's Bioneers page[https://www.knox.edu/academics/majors-and-minors/environmental-studies/prairie-fire-bioneers-conference?ss=print]). <br />
Poornima is part of the [[Class of 2022]].<br />
She is a chaotic entity that will never be able to tell you a ten-minute story in less than an hour. She is also the lightest of weights and a fantastic person with a love for music (or should I say a specific person's music).<br />
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[[Category: Class of 2019]]</div>Polterheisthttp://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=Category:Class_of_2022&diff=32258Category:Class of 20222019-07-26T23:37:20Z<p>Polterheist: Created page with "Doing their best."</p>
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<div>Doing their best.</div>Polterheisthttp://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=Sigma_Nu&diff=32257Sigma Nu2019-07-26T22:53:28Z<p>Polterheist: /* Inter-fraternity Beef */</p>
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<div>'''Sigma Nu''' is so hot right now. So hot right now, '''Sigma Nu'''. Sigma Nu, the honor fraternity, was founded in 1869 at Virginia Military Institute. For 120 years, the Delta Theta chapter at Knox has been a prominent leader in academics, sports, and community service. Today, Sigma Nu’s mission continues to be to develop ethical and honorable leaders of society through the development of the minds, hearts and characters of its members. <br />
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[[Image:Snu_Coatofarms.jpg|thumb|right|200px|The Coat of Arms of Sigma Nu]]<br />
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== History in Galesburg ==<br />
The second oldest chapter of a fraternity at Knox College after Beta Theta Pi (1855), Sigma Nu was originally founded as Delta Theta, a local fraternity at nearby Lombard College in 1867. In 1891, Delta Theta became affiliated with the national fraternity Sigma Nu. The chapter was allowed to keep Delta Theta as its chapter designation despite it being out of sequence with the other national chapters, one of only two Sigma Nu chapters allowed to do so. When Lombard College closed in 1930 and students transferred to Knox, Delta Theta moved to Knox as well, and has been active at Knox ever since. Delta Theta has been continuously active since 1867––two years before the founding of the Sigma Nu national organization in 1869. The longest continuously running chapter of a fraternity at Knox (as Beta was inactive for a number of years), Delta Theta is also the oldest continuously running chapter of Sigma Nu in the world.<br />
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== Reputation ==<br />
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Loved by some, tolerated by others.<br />
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Known to Larp on Campus, instigate great heckling, adorable hijinks, and fantastic group dances. <br />
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Always expect greatness. You will receive it.<br />
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== Chapter House ==<br />
[[Image:Eldiabloverde.jpg|thumb|El Diablo Verde]]<br />
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The Sigma Nu chapter house (or ''''SNouse'''') is located at 556 S. West Street across from the [[Quad]] loading dock. It is the smallest chapter house of any fraternity at Knox by square footage, and has the lowest housing capacity of all fraternity houses at Knox, housing 11 brothers. <br />
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A notable feature of the chapter house is its unique and somewhat impromptu [[Hookah Room]], also called the Sun Room or Flag Room. Resting precariously above the front deck, the Hookah Room is the house's most famous feature, consisting of a small room filled with couches, giant bean-bags, and cushions. Red and blue lights are also in there, but they don't always work. Flags from the countries of its international students decorate the walls, and provide a much better view than the back end of the Quads. It was the lair of the giant, double-bowled, four-hosed [[Snookah]], ''''El Diablo Verde.'''', until a horrible milk-related accident over the summer of 2009. But we're not gross anymore, I promise! <br />
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Now by the luck of the gods and the kindness of alumni (one in particular), Sigma Nu is graced with another 4 hose [[Snookah]], Justly named "The Basestar" from the chapter's massive indulgence in ''Battlestar Galactica''. It is in a positioned in a fantastic moving table, made by [[ADAM KENT]].<br />
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The Sigma Nu house may be scrappy, but the brothers have put a lot of work into it (no, really, they're working on it all the time). It's full of pleasant surprises, and is considered by many to be the most unique of the fraternity houses. Some views of the house are presented on this page. It is unknown how snu will get a new house, only that it will be epic. <br />
[[Image:Drlasersrevenge.JPG|thumb|Dr. Laser's Revenge]]<br />
[[Image:snuhallway.jpg|thumb|Delightfully painted hallway]]<br />
[[Image:wespaint.jpg|thumb|Tastefully positioned paintings]]<br />
[[Image:Westcut.JPG|thumb|Requires no explanation]]<br />
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===Special Rooms in the House===<br />
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The [[Based Room]] (or if you prefer, Debased Room)<br />
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The [[Terrordome]] - Lost in the the Great Renovation of '16 in exchange for a very nice bathroom.<br />
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The [[Chamba Chamber]]<br />
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[[Doctor Lazer's Office]]<br />
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The [[Rude Room]]<br />
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The [[Pink Room]], or the Womb<br />
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The [[Flag Room]], [[Hookah Room]], or [[Sun Room]], whichever you prefer.<br />
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The [[Lounge]], or the Rose Room<br />
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''[[Sigma Old|(see also: Sigma Old)]]''<br />
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* [[History of Sigma Nu Houses]]<br />
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== Leadership ==<br />
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Faculty Advisor: [[Jaime Spacco]] (2013-present)<br />
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===2017-2018===<br />
Eminent Commander: [[Nick Nurre]]<br />
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Lt. Commander: [[Cas Gutierrez]]<br />
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Treasurer: [[Martin Hope]]<br />
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Recorder: [[Aidan Murphy]]<br />
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Social Chair: [[Michelangelo Pori]]<br />
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===2016-2017===<br />
Eminent Commander: [[Julian Tan]]<br />
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Lt. Commander: [[Bruno Povejsil]]<br />
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Treasurer: [[Alex Hirano]]<br />
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Recorder: [[Michelangelo Pori]]<br />
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Social Chair: [[Joel Schleicher]]<br />
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===2015-16===<br />
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Eminent Commander: [[Nick Liberko]]<br />
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Lt. Commander: [[Bruno Povejsil]]<br />
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Treasurer: [[Alex Hirano]]<br />
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Recorder: [[McLeod Sumner]]<br />
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Social Chair: [[Ben Smolinski]]<br />
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===2014-15===<br />
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Eminent Commander: [[Clint Davis]]<br />
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Lt. Commander: [[Carl Waldhart]]<br />
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Treasurer: [[Ben Lyon]]<br />
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Social Chair: [[John Bird]]<br />
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===2013-14===<br />
Eminent Commander: [[Andrew Cook]]<br />
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Lt. Commander: [[Robert Turski]]<br />
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Treasurer: [[Michael Moroney]]<br />
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Recorder: [[Aidan Juhl]]<br />
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Social Chair: [[Jack Axley]]<br />
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===2012-13===<br />
Eminent Commander: [[Chris Holland]]<br />
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Lt. Commander: [[Andrew Cook]]<br />
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Treasurer: [[Michael Moroney]]<br />
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Recorder: [[John Ebbers]]<br />
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Social Chair: [[Peter White]]<br />
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===2011-12===<br />
Eminent Commander: [[Michael Kolbeck]]<br />
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Lt. Commander: [[Harrison Graham]]<br />
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Treasurer: [[Stefan Feer]]<br />
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Recorder: [[Tim Peebles]]<br />
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Social Chair: [[Jamie Ruml]]<br />
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===2010-11===<br />
Eminent Commander: [[Joe Olvera]]<br />
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Lt. Commander: [[Wesley Gunther]]<br />
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Treasurer: [[Chris Holland]]<br />
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Recorder: Andrew Polk<br />
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Social Chair: [[Muneer Rizvydeen]]<br />
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===2009-10===<br />
Eminent Commander: [[Christopher Overton]]<br />
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Lt. Commander: [[Lyall Wallerstedt]]<br />
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Treasurer: [[Joe Olvera]]<br />
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Recorder: [[Sean Frohling]]<br />
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Social Chair: [[Rohel Terrazas]]<br />
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=== 2008-09 ===<br />
Eminent Commander: [[Matt Hundley]]<br />
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Lt. Commander: [[Rohel Terrazas]]<br />
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Treasurer: [[Reed Wang]]<br />
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Recorder: [[Christopher Overton]]<br />
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Social Chair: [[Lyall Wallerstedt]]<br />
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=== 2007-08 ===<br />
Eminent Commander: Alex Kemmsies<br />
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Lt. Commander: [[Doug Davison]]<br />
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Treasurer: [[Matt Hundley]]<br />
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Recorder: [[David Nolan]]<br />
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Social Chair: [[Brian C Zhang]]<br />
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=== 2006-07 ===<br />
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Eminent Commander: [[Eric Langston]]<br />
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Lt. Commander: [[Sean McKittrick]]<br />
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Treasurer: [[Andrew Kama]]<br />
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Recorder: [[Andy Sheehan]]<br />
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Social Chair: [[Alex Kemmsies]]<br />
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=== 2005-06 ===<br />
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Eminent Commander: Will Yeager<br />
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Lt. Commander: [[Jon Gripshover]]<br />
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Treasurer: [[Eric Langston]]<br />
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Recorder: [[Eric Langston]]<br />
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Social Chair: [[Eric Langston]]?<br />
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* [[List of Current and Former Sigma Nus]]<br />
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== Parties ==<br />
While Sigma Nu is an important part of members' social lives, Sigma Nus don't tend to rely as much on the fraternity for their social activities, and have more friends outside of Sigma Nu. As a result, there are typically fewer "unofficial" parties at Sigma Nu.<br />
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At all-campus parties there is often dancing, but the dance floor is seldom packed for the entire party, save for Tunak at midnight - at which point, prepared to get uncomfortably sweaty. The glasses of a Sigma Nu have been known to have accidentally been broken during many a Tunak. Exceptions occur--the 80s dance party of [[2005-06]] and the "James Bond Party" on April 20, 2007 are prime examples of this. <br />
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Parties throughout the year include "[[Sunrise]]" and "[[Sunset]]" at the beginning and end of the year respectively (formerly "Tequila Sunrise" and "-Sunset"), "[[Sigma boo|Sigma Boo]]", a Halloween party, a Valentine's Day party, and many others. Themes in recent years have included "No Sex," "Party With A Heart On," "[[Silly Hats]]," "Snowpocalypse," "Soviet Snunion," "Frat Party," "Teresa Amott Installation After-Party," "Sigma, Like, Whatever," "Post-Meta Party,", [[Government Shutdown Party]], [[<br />
"10PM-2AM No Alcohol Knox ID Required Music and Dancing Party featuring Music and Dancing." During the Government Shutdown of Fall 2013, Sigma Nu threw the [[Government Shutdown Party]] with alarming success. Sadly, John Boehner, Mitch McConnell, Nancy Pelosi, and Harry Reid ultimately decided not to accept their invitations.<br />
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SNU parties also have two floors open to to campus with a dance floor on the first floor and second floor with both the Hookah Room and Bar Room open to guests. There are always snacks (including the necessary poundcake and off-brand chips), WATER, soda, and/or candy. <br />
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Sigma Nu wants to make sure that people feel comfortable at their parties. Communication is key - if something's up, get ahold of someone you identify as a SNu! Jerks will be banished from the party. Being a meanie is not tolerated.<br />
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Snu parties are the best parties.<br />
Snu parties are the safest parties.<br />
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==[[Shenanigans]] (Snuanigans)==<br />
=== Tunak ===<br />
[[Image:TunakFlunkDay2007.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Sigma Nu and friends do the Tunak Dance on Flunk Day 2007]]<br />
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At some point during a Snu party, now typically at midnight, all members will come to the dance floor to do a ridiculous dance to the equally ridiculous song, "Tunak Tunak Tun," by Daler Mehndi. Thanks go out to Brother Akshat Agarwal for introducing to the chapter another means of making completed arses out of ourselves. Though many have attempted to translate the text, we still don't know what we're dancing to...or even why.<br />
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On [[Flunk Day]] Sigma Nus do the "Tunak" dance in the middle of West Street in front of their house. However on [[Flunk Day 2007]], a fire truck was in the way, so the SNus and their friends did the Tunak dance for the firemen.<br />
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On [[Flunk Day 2010]] the Sigma Nus (and assorted guests) attempted their typical Tunak in the street, however, six or more Campus Safety officers approached, so the ritual was moved to the front lawn. [[John Perleberg]] gracefully handled the "situation" and the party continued.<br />
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On [[Flunk Day 2010]] the Sigma Nus attained roughly 4-5 (that they admit to) campus safety reports, making it truly one epic Flunk Day!!!<br />
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On [[Flunk Day 2013]] SNu succeeded in dancing "Tunak" three full times on South West Street, at various times in the day, without earning a Campus Safety report (at least not for Tunaking). Campus Safety Director [[John Schlaf]] referred to the third dance as "almost impressive" and gently reminded SNu not to do that anymore.<br />
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In spring 2014, the first ever "sitting Tunak" was performed in the [[Sun Room]]. Like other Tunak dances, it was pretty silly.<br />
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Due to a combination of unseasonably hot weather and the achievement of maximum dance floor capacity, the Tunak of SUNRISE 2014 went down in history as the wettest Tunak ever undertaken.<br />
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Tunak has since been exported to a number of other locations on campus, usually when 3 or more SNu's get together in one place; music is not required. On rare occasions, Tunak also reaches locations beyond the Knox College campus.<br />
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Sometime during 2013-2014 school year, Tunak came full circle (so to speak), as Brother Joe Seidman performed a Tunak with several locals during his internship in India. He received many compliments on his Tunaking skills.<br />
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During winter break 2014, a vacationing Carly Taylor met with [[Emily Passarelli]], several other members of Marine Bio's 2014 research trip, and some random strangers to perform the first documented Belizean Tunak. <br />
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Brothers also Tunak on the front lawn to celebrate special occasions such as the activation of their newest brothers, which is often heartily disapproved of by the Yik Yak community. Brothers also celebrate their senior-year birthdays with "the Twenty-Twonak," a normal Tunak in the house's front room immediately followed by dancing (poorly) to Taylor Swift's "22."<br />
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===Sigma Nu: The Band===<br />
Sigma Nu performed Tenacious D's "Explosivo" at the [[Greek Week No-Talent Show]] in 2007. The band included [[Mike Hahn]] on acoustic guitar, [[Alex Enyart]] on electric, [[Rohel Terrazas]] on bass, and [[David Nolan]] playing a [[Guitar Hero]] controller.<br />
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There was a revival of the Sigma Nu band during the 2011 [[Greek Week No-Talent Show]], when [[Cody Ward]] melted the Greek system's face with a blistering Jazz Sax solo.<br />
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===Orc Basement===<br />
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Originally named shotgun basement, this tradition typically takes place sometime around midnight when at least three of the original six members ([[Jack Axley]], [[Scott Suiter]], [[Bruce Kovanen]], [[John Bird]], [[Aidan Juhl]], and [[Kyle Kunkler]]) of the first orc basement agreeing to participate. Nobody is exactly sure why this became a tradition, but it did and it is glorious. <br />
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The largest Orc Basement celebration to date was during John Bird's 21st birthday weekend spectacular, where at least 20 people viewed and/or participated.<br />
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== Inter-fraternity Beef ==<br />
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Sigma Nu doesn't have any beef or rivalry with any of the other fraternities. This is due to the fact that SNus are generally a pretty innocuous group of nice guys that don't start shit. SNus only hit the Start button.<br />
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[[Sigma Wars]] are an event that oft transpires between the Glorious Sigma Nu's and the not as glorious [[Sigma Chi]]'s. Hijinks, pranks, and shenanigans. On July 4th, 2019, Sigma Nu and Sigma Chi held their first ever joint event, the Sigmapendence Day cookout. A good, wholesome time was had by all.<br />
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== Outside Resources ==<br />
* [http://www.deltathetatimes.org The Official Website of the Delta Theta (Knox) Chapter of Sigma Nu]<br />
* [http://www.sigmanu.org The Official Website of the Sigma Nu Fraternity]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnPorliRVns Tunak Tunak Tun on You Tube]<br />
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sigma_nu The Sigma Nu page on Wikipedia]<br />
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=im-kNZu7CoM Sigma Nu Until I Die]<br />
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<div>The hype, the hope, and the hurt,<br />
the facts and the phallices;<br />
when will you grab your <br />
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When should you buy your <br />
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Have you spotted [[Teresa Amott]] <br />
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Tell us about the unicorn <br />
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Join us.<br />
Hear the [[friars]]. <br />
Join us with pots and pans <br />
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Join us.<br />
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==March 27, 2019 (Wed)==<br />
8:27pm: Andrew Salemi and Bob Lalky spotted playing ping pong together, taking fiercesome glances at each other and murmuring an unknown language in-between games. THIS IS THE BEGINNING<br />
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==March 28, 2019 (Thu)==<br />
Bob Lalky gone for the weekend. Didn’t even take his long time girlfriend. Is he on a super secret flunk day mission?<br />
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==March 29, 2019 (Fri)==<br />
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This is admitted students day. Definitely not Flunk Day.<br />
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==April 1, 2019 (Mon)==<br />
An April Fools Flunk? Has to be this day.<br />
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==April 2, 2019 (Tue)==<br />
FLUNK DAY THEME REVEALED: '''FLUNKIN UNDER THE SEA'''<br />
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==April 11, 2019 (Thu)==<br />
[[Laura Lane]] spotted choir members drinking beer during their break in rehearsal. Do they know something we don't? Early Flunk Omen?<br />
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==April 12, 2019 (Fri)==<br />
Flunk info email sent out! Tis now officially the season!<br />
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Deb Southern, patron saint of Flunk and alcohol poisoning<br />
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==April 15, 2019 (Mon)==<br />
Theresa Amott allegedly seen cleaning her human skin in bathroom of old main. This is a well known pre-flunk ritual, can anyone confirm?<br />
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==April 16, 2019 (Tue)==<br />
Field trip to St. Louis CANCELLED! Early Flunk day perhaps?<br />
Almost There Fair today -- no flunk today<br />
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Where's the flunk T-shirt email, Bob? WHERE IS IT?<br />
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Andrew salami said he is taking a personal day today to catch up on some things. Finalizing flunk plans for tomorrow???<br />
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==April 17, 2019 (Wed)==<br />
First Flunk Day scare. Flunk season is upon us.<br />
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==April 18, 2019 (Thu)==<br />
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==April 19, 2019 (Fri)==<br />
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Admitted Students Day 2: Electric Boogaloo.<br />
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==April 20, 2019 (Sat)==<br />
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==April 22, 2019 (Mon)==<br />
Home baseball game. Not flunk day<br />
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[4:39] Graphic Design Professor Christie sent out an assignment sheet early, she usually does the day of class (tomorrow) AND used a smiley face!! Does she know something we don’t??<br />
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==April 23, 2019 (Tue)==<br />
Away track meet. not flunk day<- track meet cancelled. Does athletics know soemthing we don’t?<br />
Alum Zane David Carlson says he is visiting this week for Flunk after being spotted at Fat Fish Thursday. <--- Zane lives in Monmouth, it wouldn't be too hard for him to visit on whatever day Flunk is.. this means almost nothing, imo.<br />
An alum told their roommate that Flunk is this day on Easter Sunday. “Flunk Day Tuesday confirmed. Don’t ask questions” SO MANY QUESTIONS! <<< whyyy do people keep bringing up alums what do they know???<br />
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Inside scoop from alums w/ connects “get your stash tonight to be prepared for the morning”<br />
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Old main lawn was mowed!!!<br />
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Currently in peoria.. And I must say.... TRUCKS... ARE.. SPOTTEDD!!! YEE<br />
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Bob spotted at the gym today... flunk day bod???<br />
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knoxcollege1837 just posted on Instagram..flunk day CONFIRMED<br />
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NOT TOMORROW -> RAs have a mandatory training before Flunk Day every year, and it is scheduled for this Wednesday. <br />
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Alley Cats captains call additional practice for wednesday... do they know something we don't?<br />
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Twas the night before Flunk Day <br />
Twas the night before flunk day<br />
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when all throughout Knox,<br />
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not a creature was staring, not even the Fox.<br />
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The Wiki and Facebook both opened with care,<br />
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in the hopes that flunk day news would soon be there.<br />
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The friars were nestled all snug in their beds,<br />
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while visions of flunk day danced in their heads.<br />
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Roommate with booze, an i with my stash,<br />
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were all buckled in for this crazy ol' bash.<br />
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When out in the Quads arose such a clatter,<br />
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i sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.<br />
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Away to the window i flew in a flash,<br />
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where someone there shouted, "Get off your ass!".<br />
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The sun on top of newly made mud,<br />
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gave excitement and awe to the first years and their buds.<br />
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When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,<br />
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but a big group of seniors, with a whole lot of cheer!<br />
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With a check to my inbox, to see what they say,<br />
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i knew in a moment it must be Flunk Day!<br />
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More rapid than eagles, the friars they came,<br />
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they whistled and shouted, and called out by name:<br />
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"Now Conger! Now Neal! Now Elder and Four name!"<br />
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oh, Post!, Furrow, and Sherwin, don't dare be lame!<br />
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To the porches with parties! To the lawn of old main!<br />
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now drink away! drink away!<br />
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Lets all go insane!!!<br />
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It’s about that time 🕐 👋 we 👥 not playin no more🙅😒 . Big boi 🍆 stuff only 🍗💯 👏 Last night 🌙 all the hard work 😠🏃🏢 payin off 💸💰 👏 All my fans 🙌, family 👨👦👦👏 Appreciate y’all. 👌👌 Thank you 👈 for taking the 🌊🌊🌊 journey 🏔🏃wit me 💯💖. And uh, you 👈 know, 💭 hopefully 👏 we gunna move on from here 👉 and everybody 👩👴👶 have a good time👌 🕐 👏 and I 👁 go crazy for Flunk day 🎟🏀 and do what I'm 👁 supposed to do 🏆🍆 💦👌 Thank y’all. 😩❤️💯 WOOOOOOOOOOO!!! 😝😝😝<br />
-Teresa Amott<br />
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Trucks spotted. https://i.imgur.com/RRfKfiL.jpg <---- this could be literally anything. <----- You can see the rock climbing wall behind the van. This is in Monmouth btw. That's where the trucks were last year.<br />
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^ ^ ^ that is it! Flunk Day tomorrow!<br />
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Flunk Day scare, but not today, folks.<br />
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==April 24, 2019 (Wed)==<br />
Home softball games today. Not flunk day <---------- Suuuuuuuuuuure they've NEVER called a game off or fake scheduled a game<br />
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Take Back the Night tonight<br />
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It's not going to be today but I'm disappointed by the lack of hype, therefore FLUNK DAY IS TODAY I saw the trucks with my own eyes. I took a picture but the ocean Knox bought to embrace this Flunk's theme opened up under me and swept it away. Uhhhh the lawn was mowed, Teresa Amott came into my room while I was trying to take a nap and whispered in my ear when Flunk Day was. What am I missing. The mud pit is coming back this year and I saw students digging it as I walked back to my dorm.<br />
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They're mowing the lawn so aggressively today like more than the past two days, it has to be tomorrow! The mowing, people... The mowing!<br />
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A trusted friend overheard Andrew Salemi say "I MAY OR MAY NOT send out the tshirt email early" -- this is HUGE<br />
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==April 25, 2019 (Thu)==<br />
Away track meet, flunk day denied. <---- How many people are on the track team? 4? <br />
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Awful lot of lawn mowing going on today... does maintenance know something we don't?? yeah that it's gonna rain a lot next week. <--- put an arrow on your response you animal<br />
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If I remember correctly, last year April 25 was The Big Scare People Actually Fell For. 2 for 2 this year or sure sign of the actual flunk? <br />
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Speakers out on the lawn. Tables out on the lawn. Flunk day confirmed. Four day weekend. Let us obtain the bread. <br />
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3:20 PM lots of yelling going on. Could be the fact that my dorm is right next to whatever sports game is going on right now OR could be people pre-pre-gaming for Flunk Day<br />
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Men AND woman soccer practices canceled. Top recruit coming too.. bound to commit.<br />
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8:08 PM Wednesday: Going on a truck search later tonight. Will report back. <---- So I'm guessing you didn't see any trucks? <---- No trucks, checked both Monmouth and Galesburg. Did almost hit a deer tho.<br />
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I had a dream about the ocean so obviously the ocean is on its way for flunk under the sea. confirmed.<br />
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==April 26, 2019 (Fri)==<br />
Away tennis matches, flunk day denied :/ <--- bold of you to assume sporting events hinder the flunk in any way <--- upon further review, it turns out sporting events do indeed hold some sway over flunk. my bad.<br />
*Golf has missed flunk in the past* Shit happens<br />
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Sports have little sway, but the day of the week sure does. Not flunk day.<br />
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flunk day tks issue spotted in the pub office! flunk day next week confirmed!!!<br />
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==April 29, (Mon) ==<br />
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Honestly, valid option!!<br />
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Theatre dept has a candidate coming today, and have inside information that it will NOT BE TODAY<br />
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... except it's Monday <--- monday is statistically one of the most popular days for flunk! <---not sure if joke or not, but for those who believe this, it is not. Unless by "statistically one of the most popular" you mean it's a day of the week.<br />
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There's a candidate for the theatre department visiting so not gonna happen. <--- we could all do without that<br />
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raining all of week 7. flunk under the sea #confirmed? THIS COULD BE HUGE!<br />
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[8:13PM] ROCK WALL SPOTTED AT HOLIDAY INN HOTEL. <-- proof please!!! this could be HUGE<br />
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Jim Huang seen pregaming for the night...FLUNK DAY CONFIRMED?!?!?<br />
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[9:19PM] FLUNK FUCKING CONFIRMED http://imgur.com/N9pkGIU<br />
^state the location please <--- Holiday Inn on Main Street<br />
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Can we get another picture? Something else confirming?<br />
Also, where is the bouncy stuff? <—- just went to holiday inn and can confirm the wall. But no bouncy shit <- they have stayed at multiple hotels before. Someone needs to check other hotels in town. Nothing at the Baymont. <-- Has anybody gone to Monmouth or Peoria to check?? <-- went to Monmouth, found nothing, but who knows<br />
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Lindsay Smith's honors defense is this day...<br />
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Prospective students staying sunday night, no monday flunk<br />
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Where's SPONGE BOB???????????? fake ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^<br />
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wHeRe'S THE GRASS CUTTING?<br />
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I'll be MISERABLE if it is tomorrow ;(<br />
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More photos up on Cox Knollege<br />
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Bob’s Snapchat story says “trucks spotted Be safe and enjoy tomorrow, everyone” is this reverse psychology?? Unless he<br />
Knows that we would think it’s reverse psychology so it’s really reverse reverse psychology and it’s actually tomorrow?? ODK<br />
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==April 30, 2019 (Tue)==<br />
First April flunk in a while, just ask our dear Bob <---- seconded, no sporting events on the calendar. <--- because of some snaffu with sports last year there won't be any sporting events this year<br />
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BIG IF TRUE<br />
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Statistically speaking, Tuesday Flunks are the most popular!!<br />
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My big told me it was going to be this day and I love him so I believe him<br />
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If it's not this day I WILL be falling for the scare so either way friars get ready<br />
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IT IS FOR SURE THIS DAY, PRE GAMING IN LONGDON ON MONDAY NIGHT. WE WILL BE HAMMERED BY 9 PM SO FLUNK DAY BETTER %$&@($ BE ON TUESDAY.<br />
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A Greek Week event on Tuesday was cancelled.<br />
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NO tours in admission this day.<br />
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==May 1, 2019 (Wed)==<br />
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Psyc 282 syllabus has Flunk Day buffer today. Do Hoffmann, Hertel and Kasser know something we don't?<br />
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Flunk Day has been around the first week of May for the past three years -- but never on a Wednesday. Could this be our big humpday flunk?<br />
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^^^actually, last year (May 2nd) was on a Wednesday. Good try though...<br />
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Baseball away at Robert Morris Peoria game---baseball got screwed over this game last year, will they do it again???<br />
<-- yes but Peoria is close enough that rescheduling doesn't seem like it would be a major issue, y'feel? <--- is there actually a baseball game? sounds likes a ruse <-- checked Robert Morris' schedule, this game does not exist there!!! <-- it's not on the schedule at the Knox athletics site either!! it's a fake!!<br />
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Nice try baseball does not have a game may 1<br />
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this day would be the most convenient for me so it will be this day<br />
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==May 2, 2019 (Thu)==<br />
[[Flunk Day 2018]]<br />
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Men's golf MWC championship today <--- flunk has been during golf mwc before... will they do it again?<br />
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Senior Amir Maharjan says "Thursday, Week 7."<br />
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==May 3, 2019 (Fri)==<br />
more men's golf MWC championship <-- no one cares about golf except for the like 3 people on golf lmao<br />
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If you add the numbers in 2019 you get 12, if you add the numbers in 12, you get 3. May 3, Friday flunk<br />
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There's a candidate for the theatre department visiting so not gonna happen. <br />
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it's a friday. case closed.<br />
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Bio 130 profs are dead certain it isn't Friday. but maybe they're throwing us off...<br />
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==May 4, 2019 (Sat)==<br />
[[Flunk Day 2017]]<br />
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Smart money is on this date<br />
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==May 6, 2019 (Mon)==<br />
its ramadan<br />
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==May 7, 2019 (Tue)==<br />
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Why not.<br />
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Alleged junior Timo "Wolfgang" Otala believes today is Flunk Day. Wolfgang, much like Flunk Day, doesn't exist. Therefore, if Flunk Day existed, it would be today.<br />
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==May 8, 2019 (Wed)==<br />
Freshamn Martin Garcia believes it is may 8th. Flunk day confirmed<br />
<-- freshmen know nothing<br />
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Psyc 277 has Flunk Day buffer here, Sara O'Brien guessed correctly last year, 2 for 2 this year?<br />
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Track is scheduled to leave this day for st Norbert conference meet. Could they screw over the almsot non existent track team? Very possibly.<br />
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==May 9, 2019 (Thu)==<br />
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[[Jonathan Powers]] always says Flunk Day will be May 9th, and since Jonathan Powers is always right, obviously Flunk Day will be May 9th.<br />
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==May 10, 2019 (Fri)==<br />
[[Flunk Day 2016]]<br />
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track MWC championships<br />
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Detective Pikachu comes out today, possibly Ryan Reynolds blessing us with a Friday Flunk?<br />
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==May 13, 2019 (Mon)==<br />
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==May 14, 2019 (Tue)==<br />
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==May 15, 2019 (Wed)==<br />
track invitational today<br />
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==May 16, 2019 (Thu)==<br />
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PS 237 has this day listed as a Flunk make up day, meaning Flunk Day has to be on or before this date, right? Either that or it’s a Nationalist uprising.<br />
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More track invitational today<br />
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==May 17, 2019 (Fri)== <br />
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==May 20, 2019 (Mon)==<br />
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==May 21, 2019 (Tue)==<br />
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[[Monica Berlin]]'s senior portfolio section has their final due the 21st. Sure sign of Flunk, or sure sign of the opposite?<br />
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==May 22, 2019 (Wed)==<br />
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==May 23, 2019 (Thu)==<br />
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Flunk day today. Power move. <-- OOF<br />
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==June 2, 2019 (Sun)==<br />
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Psych: Convocation canceled, replaced with Flunk Day.<br />
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