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Too bad Flunk Day wasn't Monday... now it won't even be a surprise. Union Board Fail. I am disappoint. <- seconded. <- everyone's always disappointed in Union Board <- CONFIRMED <- DOUBLE CONFIRMED <-THIS COULD BE HUGE <- THIS IS ALREADY HUGE <- THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID <- UNION BOARD STILL SUCKS <- CONFIRMED | Too bad Flunk Day wasn't Monday... now it won't even be a surprise. Union Board Fail. I am disappoint. <- seconded. <- everyone's always disappointed in Union Board <- CONFIRMED <- DOUBLE CONFIRMED <-THIS COULD BE HUGE <- THIS IS ALREADY HUGE <- THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID <- UNION BOARD STILL SUCKS <- CONFIRMED | ||
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There are only two online assignments lined up for phys 167, when there are normally enough to cover at least a week and a half. Schulz must be preparing to cover Wednesday's material on Friday! <-- This MUST be the case. The Physics department knows all! | There are only two online assignments lined up for phys 167, when there are normally enough to cover at least a week and a half. Schulz must be preparing to cover Wednesday's material on Friday! <-- This MUST be the case. The Physics department knows all! | ||
− | Craig Southern sent out an email earlier today in which he said all housing applications are to be picked up Wednesday (April 25th) and filled out and returned the next day. Would he tell people to pick up housing applications on flunk day?<----Those who are going to apply for a single better be on their shit. <----why would he know/care? <-- He also just sent out an e-mail saying that the forms are due on Thursday at 4PM, but he did not say anything about Wednesday. | + | Craig Southern sent out an email earlier today in which he said all housing applications are to be picked up Wednesday (April 25th) and filled out and returned the next day. Would he tell people to pick up housing applications on flunk day?<----Those who are going to apply for a single better be on their shit. <----why would he know/care? <-- He also just sent out an e-mail saying that the forms are due on Thursday at 4PM, but he did not say anything about Wednesday. |
Flunk Day is ruining my life. | Flunk Day is ruining my life. | ||
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7:01 PM around 10-11 hours from now, we shall all be flunking. | 7:01 PM around 10-11 hours from now, we shall all be flunking. | ||
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7:12 PM Seniors are preparing Jello shots for the final flunk. <--- Don't seniors do this on a daily basis? <--- Speaking as a senior, yes. Every day. Jello shots. | 7:12 PM Seniors are preparing Jello shots for the final flunk. <--- Don't seniors do this on a daily basis? <--- Speaking as a senior, yes. Every day. Jello shots. | ||
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Approx. 6 PM: Saw Teresa Amott walking around with the man in the bowler hat and the man with the rolling suitcase. They were carrying four-foot bongs. <<--CONFIRMED | Approx. 6 PM: Saw Teresa Amott walking around with the man in the bowler hat and the man with the rolling suitcase. They were carrying four-foot bongs. <<--CONFIRMED | ||
− | A student in Professor Fowler's class said that he knows tomorrow is Flunk Day because he can PREDICT THE FUTURE. <---Seems legit. <-- THE LEGITIMACY OF THIS KNOWLEDGE IS OUT OF ANYONE'S CONTROL!!!!! LEGIT FLUNK NOW AND FOREVER!!! WE WILL RISE TO SEE A NEW FUTURE OF FLUNK AND FRIVOLITY!!! FOREVER AND EVER UNTIL DOOMSDAY DO WE PART | + | A student in Professor Fowler's class said that he knows tomorrow is Flunk Day because he can PREDICT THE FUTURE. <---Seems legit. <-- THE LEGITIMACY OF THIS KNOWLEDGE IS OUT OF ANYONE'S CONTROL!!!!! LEGIT FLUNK NOW AND FOREVER!!! WE WILL RISE TO SEE A NEW FUTURE OF FLUNK AND FRIVOLITY!!! FOREVER AND EVER UNTIL DOOMSDAY DO WE PART! |
Approx. 7:30 p.m. Jack Moore spotted wearing Flunk Day shirt in caf. FLUNK DAY IS TOMORROW GUYS. | Approx. 7:30 p.m. Jack Moore spotted wearing Flunk Day shirt in caf. FLUNK DAY IS TOMORROW GUYS. | ||
− | + | THIS IS BIG!!! earlier today two students drove past a large, ELECTRIC PURPLE TOUR BUS on MAIN STREET. Our musical guest?!?!?!?!?!?!? <-----only logical guess is then PRINCE. <--- pics or it didn't happen. | |
Suspected Musical Guest: Rebecca Black. <- Confirmed by Craig Southern <-- This is only ok if she performs the Flunk Day version of "Friday". <----everyone would puke up their alcohol consumption of the day | Suspected Musical Guest: Rebecca Black. <- Confirmed by Craig Southern <-- This is only ok if she performs the Flunk Day version of "Friday". <----everyone would puke up their alcohol consumption of the day | ||
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8:18 PM Flunking Flunk should just Flunk. | 8:18 PM Flunking Flunk should just Flunk. | ||
− | Flunk Day is coming. The Starks are always right eventually. | + | Flunk Day is coming. The Starks are always right eventually. |
8:30 Former Flunk Day [http://img703.imageshack.us/img703/23/flunkdayplaners.jpg Planers] spotted flying into Peoria. | 8:30 Former Flunk Day [http://img703.imageshack.us/img703/23/flunkdayplaners.jpg Planers] spotted flying into Peoria. | ||
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8:40pm hyvee wine and spirits worker says he has seen a lot of knox customers today and damn do we drink a lot, way to keep it classy <-you were clearly there as well, so flunk off. <-- Cool flunk spirit, bro. ^^ o are you just upset that you cant legally buy booze yet? sucks to suck. <--We stimulate the Galesburg economy with our purchases of vodka and gummy bears. | 8:40pm hyvee wine and spirits worker says he has seen a lot of knox customers today and damn do we drink a lot, way to keep it classy <-you were clearly there as well, so flunk off. <-- Cool flunk spirit, bro. ^^ o are you just upset that you cant legally buy booze yet? sucks to suck. <--We stimulate the Galesburg economy with our purchases of vodka and gummy bears. | ||
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9:04 PM Jill Gates' door closes fairly hard....Flunk Day? | 9:04 PM Jill Gates' door closes fairly hard....Flunk Day? | ||
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9:16 PM ERHMAGEHRD... FLERHHNK DERRRHHH | 9:16 PM ERHMAGEHRD... FLERHHNK DERRRHHH | ||
− | 9:20pm - my Danielle Fatkin class for tomorrow was cancelled 'due to illness'... COULD THAT BE COVERUP FOR FLUNK? ---> No, professors don't know when it is Flunk-->And anyway if they did know, there would be no reason to cancel class. Logic, people. Use it. <-- I know that. It's called hype. Stop spoilers | + | 9:20pm - my Danielle Fatkin class for tomorrow was cancelled 'due to illness'... COULD THAT BE COVERUP FOR FLUNK? ---> No, professors don't know when it is Flunk-->And anyway if they did know, there would be no reason to cancel class. Logic, people. Use it. <-- I know that. It's called hype. Stop spoilers. |
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− | + | The Senate Exec debates are tomorrow, would they really cancel that for Flunk Day?.....I think yes! =D --- Depending on when they sent it in, it won't matter | |
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− | == April 26th | ||
Are the softball games real? I don't see them on Robert Morris's schedule... http://www.robertmorris.edu/athletics/womenssoftball/schedule/ | Are the softball games real? I don't see them on Robert Morris's schedule... http://www.robertmorris.edu/athletics/womenssoftball/schedule/ | ||
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Creepily overheard Kaitlyn making an appointment with Helmut for Thursday whilst in line at the Oak Room. Unless this is a red herring, could it mean Flunk Day won't be this day? <--- isn't she the senate dinning chair? | Creepily overheard Kaitlyn making an appointment with Helmut for Thursday whilst in line at the Oak Room. Unless this is a red herring, could it mean Flunk Day won't be this day? <--- isn't she the senate dinning chair? | ||
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== April 27th == | == April 27th == | ||
− | If FlunkFood was delivered Monday, April 16th, this would be the last day to serve fresh food. <--- since when does the caf serve us fresh food? | + | If FlunkFood was delivered Monday, April 16th, this would be the last day to serve fresh food. <--- since when does the caf serve us fresh food? |
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+ | == May 1st == | ||
Another conspicuous day of events: Spanish Table, Photo Exhibit, Red Room, and a Family Planning Booth. | Another conspicuous day of events: Spanish Table, Photo Exhibit, Red Room, and a Family Planning Booth. | ||
The Chicago Knox Club Alumni Relations proclaims May first as Flunk Day | The Chicago Knox Club Alumni Relations proclaims May first as Flunk Day | ||
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== May 2nd == | == May 2nd == | ||
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Flunk Day! | Flunk Day! | ||
Guys, this was the date of Flunk Day last year. They wouldn't do it on the exact same day twice in a row... or would they? <----CONFIRMED they would! | Guys, this was the date of Flunk Day last year. They wouldn't do it on the exact same day twice in a row... or would they? <----CONFIRMED they would! | ||
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== May 4th == | == May 4th == | ||
− | Today is National Hoagie Day, which means it is Flunk Day OBVIOUSLY | + | Today is National Hoagie Day, which means it is Flunk Day OBVIOUSLY |
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== May 7th == | == May 7th == | ||
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This is going to be the start of the first week with Teresa as our new president. What better way to celebrate with Flunk Day?? It will be her first Flunk day EVER and her first as the president! | This is going to be the start of the first week with Teresa as our new president. What better way to celebrate with Flunk Day?? It will be her first Flunk day EVER and her first as the president! | ||
− | If Flunk Day is any day this week, it's going to be WAY too late. Everyone will be so flunking drained from getting their hopes up that we'll all just be cranky and tired. <-- CONFIRMED. I'm doing my homework all day if it's this late, yo | + | If Flunk Day is any day this week, it's going to be WAY too late. Everyone will be so flunking drained from getting their hopes up that we'll all just be cranky and tired. <-- CONFIRMED. I'm doing my homework all day if it's this late, yo. |
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Arnold Salgado wishes for this day to be flunk day! => so too does one Johnathan Powers! or it is at least his speculation of the final flunk... | Arnold Salgado wishes for this day to be flunk day! => so too does one Johnathan Powers! or it is at least his speculation of the final flunk... | ||
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Playwright's Workshop was added to the calendar, but if they waited that long to send it in, it won't FLUNKing matter! | Playwright's Workshop was added to the calendar, but if they waited that long to send it in, it won't FLUNKing matter! | ||
+ | == December 21 == | ||
− | + | Let's be real guys...the Final Flunk is going to coincide with the actual apocalypse. PREPARE YOURSELVES | |
− | + | NOT!!! |