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7:01 PM around 10-11 hours from now, we shall all be flunking. | 7:01 PM around 10-11 hours from now, we shall all be flunking. | ||
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7:12 PM Seniors are preparing Jello shots for the final flunk. <--- Don't seniors do this on a daily basis? <--- Speaking as a senior, yes. Every day. Jello shots. | 7:12 PM Seniors are preparing Jello shots for the final flunk. <--- Don't seniors do this on a daily basis? <--- Speaking as a senior, yes. Every day. Jello shots. | ||
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Approx. 7:30 p.m. Jack Moore spotted wearing Flunk Day shirt in caf. FLUNK DAY IS TOMORROW GUYS. | Approx. 7:30 p.m. Jack Moore spotted wearing Flunk Day shirt in caf. FLUNK DAY IS TOMORROW GUYS. | ||
− | '''THIS IS BIG!!! earlier today two students drove past a large, ELECTRIC PURPLE TOUR BUS on MAIN STREET. Our musical guest?!?!?!?!?!?!?''' <-----only logical guess is then PRINCE. <--- pics or it didn't happen. <--- I don't have a smart phone, SORRY but you're just going to have to trust a fellow knoxer. | + | '''THIS IS BIG!!! earlier today two students drove past a large, ELECTRIC PURPLE TOUR BUS on MAIN STREET. Our musical guest?!?!?!?!?!?!?''' <-----only logical guess is then PRINCE. <--- pics or it didn't happen. <--- I don't have a smart phone, SORRY but you're just going to have to trust a fellow knoxer. |
Suspected Musical Guest: Rebecca Black. <- Confirmed by Craig Southern <-- This is only ok if she performs the Flunk Day version of "Friday". <----everyone would puke up their alcohol consumption of the day | Suspected Musical Guest: Rebecca Black. <- Confirmed by Craig Southern <-- This is only ok if she performs the Flunk Day version of "Friday". <----everyone would puke up their alcohol consumption of the day | ||
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9:16 PM ERHMAGEHRD... FLERHHNK DERRRHHH | 9:16 PM ERHMAGEHRD... FLERHHNK DERRRHHH | ||
− | 9:20pm - my Danielle Fatkin class for tomorrow was cancelled 'due to illness'... COULD THAT BE COVERUP FOR FLUNK? ---> No, professors don't know when it is Flunk-->And anyway if they did know, there would be no reason to cancel class. Logic, people. Use it. <-- I know that. It's called hype. Stop spoilers. <--- CONFIRMED. DANIELLE FATKIN IS THE FLUNK DAY QUEEN! <---- Whoever confirmed this is an idiot!!! <---- CONFIRMED <--- DOUBLE CONFIRMED <---You're an idiot. I'LL BE FLUNKING LONG BEFORE YOU EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE | + | 9:20pm - my Danielle Fatkin class for tomorrow was cancelled 'due to illness'... COULD THAT BE COVERUP FOR FLUNK? ---> No, professors don't know when it is Flunk-->And anyway if they did know, there would be no reason to cancel class. Logic, people. Use it. <-- I know that. It's called hype. Stop spoilers. <--- CONFIRMED. DANIELLE FATKIN IS THE FLUNK DAY QUEEN! <---- Whoever confirmed this is an idiot!!! <---- CONFIRMED <--- DOUBLE CONFIRMED <---You're an idiot. I'LL BE FLUNKING LONG BEFORE YOU EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE. |
The Senate Exec debates are tomorrow, would they really cancel that for Flunk Day?.....I think yes! =D <--- Depending on when they sent it in, it won't matter <--- very unclear response! IT IS FLUNK DAY TOMORROW!!! <--- Already have back-up plans on Facebook page, asshole! <-- I was being genuine. | The Senate Exec debates are tomorrow, would they really cancel that for Flunk Day?.....I think yes! =D <--- Depending on when they sent it in, it won't matter <--- very unclear response! IT IS FLUNK DAY TOMORROW!!! <--- Already have back-up plans on Facebook page, asshole! <-- I was being genuine. | ||
− | My friend said she's planning to finger herself tomorrow, would she really plan to masturbate if tomorrow was FLUNK DAY???? <-- Who wouldn't masturbate on Flunk Day | + | My friend said she's planning to finger herself tomorrow, would she really plan to masturbate if tomorrow was FLUNK DAY???? <-- Who wouldn't masturbate on Flunk Day. |
Helmut seen driving around Galesburg near HyVee. What would he be doing at 9:30 on a Tuesday night if it wasn't flunk day?! <--Confirmed! <--- Pics or it didn't happen! | Helmut seen driving around Galesburg near HyVee. What would he be doing at 9:30 on a Tuesday night if it wasn't flunk day?! <--Confirmed! <--- Pics or it didn't happen! | ||
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10:20pm Miss Maggie is in the kitchen. Is she making vegan flunk day breakfast treats for her Mu Mu sisters? <--Confirmed! Tomorrow is flunk day! <-- Miz Maggie save me somadat vegan fixins! Guuuuurl dont forget the pot butter! | 10:20pm Miss Maggie is in the kitchen. Is she making vegan flunk day breakfast treats for her Mu Mu sisters? <--Confirmed! Tomorrow is flunk day! <-- Miz Maggie save me somadat vegan fixins! Guuuuurl dont forget the pot butter! | ||
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10:15 The Quickie man told me that at this time, (I had arrived 15 minutes later) a large group of "Outsiders" had come into the quickie, along with a lot of vehicle traffic during the day. This could be huge. | 10:15 The Quickie man told me that at this time, (I had arrived 15 minutes later) a large group of "Outsiders" had come into the quickie, along with a lot of vehicle traffic during the day. This could be huge. | ||
− | + | == ''Probabilities'' == | |
− | + | ''If the following days are NOT Flunk Day'' | |
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− | + | '''23''' weekdays left in spring term | |
+ | -April 27th (Friday before LincolnFest) | ||
+ | -May 4th (need AT LEAST one day of cleanup before Installation on the 5th) | ||
+ | -May 21, 22, 23, 24, 25th (Week 10, no way) | ||
+ | -May 16th (UB Event-->They wouldn’t tease us with fake massages) | ||
+ | '''15''' Possible Flunk Days | ||
+ | -April 30, May 1, 2, 3rd (probably) <----I don't think we should subtract April 30th or May 1st, although it does seem unlikely that they would do it on the week of the official installment, if they did it Monday or Tuesday they could easily have everything cleaned up and fine by Friday. <---Good Point | ||
+ | '''11''' Possible Flunk Days | ||
− | + | ''Then the probabilities for Flunk Day are as follows...'' | |
− | + | Tomorrow= 1/11 =9.09% chance of Flunk | |
+ | April 26= 10% | ||
+ | May 7= 11.11% | ||
+ | May 8= 12.5% | ||
+ | May 9= 14.28% | ||
+ | May 10= 16.66% | ||
+ | May 11= 20% | ||
+ | May 14= 25% | ||
+ | May 15= 33.33% | ||
+ | May 17= 50% | ||
+ | May 18= 100% | ||
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− | + | A Creative Writing Major | |
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− | '''APRIL 25: THE NIGHT BEFORE FLUNK DAY''' | + | '''APRIL 25: THE NIGHT BEFORE FLUNK DAY''' |
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Oh, Post! On, Furrow! Sherwin, don’t dare be lame! | Oh, Post! On, Furrow! Sherwin, don’t dare be lame! | ||
To the pit filled with mud! To the lawn of Old Main! | To the pit filled with mud! To the lawn of Old Main! | ||
− | Now drink away! Drink away! Let’s all go insane!!!” | + | Now drink away! Drink away! Let’s all go insane!!!” == |
So much effort given there that it has to be Flunk Day | So much effort given there that it has to be Flunk Day | ||
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Are the softball games real? I don't see them on Robert Morris's schedule... http://www.robertmorris.edu/athletics/womenssoftball/schedule/ | Are the softball games real? I don't see them on Robert Morris's schedule... http://www.robertmorris.edu/athletics/womenssoftball/schedule/ | ||
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Creepily overheard Kaitlyn making an appointment with Helmut for Thursday whilst in line at the Oak Room. Unless this is a red herring, could it mean Flunk Day won't be this day? <--- isn't she the senate dinning chair? | Creepily overheard Kaitlyn making an appointment with Helmut for Thursday whilst in line at the Oak Room. Unless this is a red herring, could it mean Flunk Day won't be this day? <--- isn't she the senate dinning chair? | ||
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== April 27th == | == April 27th == | ||
If FlunkFood was delivered Monday, April 16th, this would be the last day to serve fresh food. <--- since when does the caf serve us fresh food? <--- Helmut does a very good job with the resources that he has | If FlunkFood was delivered Monday, April 16th, this would be the last day to serve fresh food. <--- since when does the caf serve us fresh food? <--- Helmut does a very good job with the resources that he has | ||
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Another conspicuous day of events: Spanish Table, Photo Exhibit, Red Room, and a Family Planning Booth. | Another conspicuous day of events: Spanish Table, Photo Exhibit, Red Room, and a Family Planning Booth. | ||
The Chicago Knox Club Alumni Relations proclaims May first as Flunk Day | The Chicago Knox Club Alumni Relations proclaims May first as Flunk Day | ||
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== May 2nd == | == May 2nd == | ||
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Flunk Day! | Flunk Day! | ||
Guys, this was the date of Flunk Day last year. They wouldn't do it on the exact same day twice in a row... or would they? <----CONFIRMED they would! | Guys, this was the date of Flunk Day last year. They wouldn't do it on the exact same day twice in a row... or would they? <----CONFIRMED they would! | ||
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− | Today is National Hoagie Day, which means it is Flunk Day OBVIOUSLY | + | Today is National Hoagie Day, which means it is Flunk Day OBVIOUSLY |
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This is going to be the start of the first week with Teresa as our new president. What better way to celebrate with Flunk Day?? It will be her first Flunk day EVER and her first as the president! | This is going to be the start of the first week with Teresa as our new president. What better way to celebrate with Flunk Day?? It will be her first Flunk day EVER and her first as the president! | ||
− | If Flunk Day is any day this week, it's going to be WAY too late. Everyone will be so flunking drained from getting their hopes up that we'll all just be cranky and tired. <-- CONFIRMED. I'm doing my homework all day if it's this late, yo | + | If Flunk Day is any day this week, it's going to be WAY too late. Everyone will be so flunking drained from getting their hopes up that we'll all just be cranky and tired. <-- CONFIRMED. I'm doing my homework all day if it's this late, yo. |
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Arnold Salgado wishes for this day to be flunk day! => so too does one Johnathan Powers! or it is at least his speculation of the final flunk... | Arnold Salgado wishes for this day to be flunk day! => so too does one Johnathan Powers! or it is at least his speculation of the final flunk... | ||
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Playwright's Workshop was added to the calendar, but if they waited that long to send it in, it won't FLUNKing matter! | Playwright's Workshop was added to the calendar, but if they waited that long to send it in, it won't FLUNKing matter! | ||
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− | + | Let's be real guys...the Final Flunk is going to coincide with the actual apocalypse. PREPARE YOURSELVES | |
− | + | NOT!!! |