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7:01 PM around 10-11 hours from now, we shall all be flunking. | 7:01 PM around 10-11 hours from now, we shall all be flunking. | ||
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7:12 PM Seniors are preparing Jello shots for the final flunk. <--- Don't seniors do this on a daily basis? <--- Speaking as a senior, yes. Every day. Jello shots. | 7:12 PM Seniors are preparing Jello shots for the final flunk. <--- Don't seniors do this on a daily basis? <--- Speaking as a senior, yes. Every day. Jello shots. | ||
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Approx. 7:30 p.m. Jack Moore spotted wearing Flunk Day shirt in caf. FLUNK DAY IS TOMORROW GUYS. | Approx. 7:30 p.m. Jack Moore spotted wearing Flunk Day shirt in caf. FLUNK DAY IS TOMORROW GUYS. | ||
− | '''THIS IS BIG!!! earlier today two students drove past a large, ELECTRIC PURPLE TOUR BUS on MAIN STREET. Our musical guest?!?!?!?!?!?!?''' <-----only logical guess is then PRINCE. <--- pics or it didn't happen. <--- I don't have a smart phone, SORRY but you're just going to have to trust a fellow knoxer. | + | '''THIS IS BIG!!! earlier today two students drove past a large, ELECTRIC PURPLE TOUR BUS on MAIN STREET. Our musical guest?!?!?!?!?!?!?''' <-----only logical guess is then PRINCE. <--- pics or it didn't happen. <--- I don't have a smart phone, SORRY but you're just going to have to trust a fellow knoxer. |
Suspected Musical Guest: Rebecca Black. <- Confirmed by Craig Southern <-- This is only ok if she performs the Flunk Day version of "Friday". <----everyone would puke up their alcohol consumption of the day | Suspected Musical Guest: Rebecca Black. <- Confirmed by Craig Southern <-- This is only ok if she performs the Flunk Day version of "Friday". <----everyone would puke up their alcohol consumption of the day | ||
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The Senate Exec debates are tomorrow, would they really cancel that for Flunk Day?.....I think yes! =D <--- Depending on when they sent it in, it won't matter <--- very unclear response! IT IS FLUNK DAY TOMORROW!!! <--- Already have back-up plans on Facebook page, asshole! <-- I was being genuine. | The Senate Exec debates are tomorrow, would they really cancel that for Flunk Day?.....I think yes! =D <--- Depending on when they sent it in, it won't matter <--- very unclear response! IT IS FLUNK DAY TOMORROW!!! <--- Already have back-up plans on Facebook page, asshole! <-- I was being genuine. | ||
− | My friend said she's planning to finger herself tomorrow, would she really plan to masturbate if tomorrow was FLUNK DAY???? <-- Who wouldn't masturbate on Flunk Day | + | My friend said she's planning to finger herself tomorrow, would she really plan to masturbate if tomorrow was FLUNK DAY???? <-- Who wouldn't masturbate on Flunk Day. |
Helmut seen driving around Galesburg near HyVee. What would he be doing at 9:30 on a Tuesday night if it wasn't flunk day?! <--Confirmed! <--- Pics or it didn't happen! | Helmut seen driving around Galesburg near HyVee. What would he be doing at 9:30 on a Tuesday night if it wasn't flunk day?! <--Confirmed! <--- Pics or it didn't happen! | ||
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10:15 The Quickie man told me that at this time, (I had arrived 15 minutes later) a large group of "Outsiders" had come into the quickie, along with a lot of vehicle traffic during the day. This could be huge. | 10:15 The Quickie man told me that at this time, (I had arrived 15 minutes later) a large group of "Outsiders" had come into the quickie, along with a lot of vehicle traffic during the day. This could be huge. | ||
− | 10:30pm Caf lady seen pushing half-empty garbage can with empty bags in it from Seymour to the loading dock <-- also mail room doors closed and paper only on one window.. | + | 10:30pm Caf lady seen pushing half-empty garbage can with empty bags in it from Seymour to the loading dock <-- also mail room doors closed and paper only on one window.. |
− | 10:52pm seen a long ass-white truck driving towards where there is hotels at. Could this be flunk day stuff? I think so! <--- What does ass-white look like? Is it kind of like an eggshell white? | + | 10:52pm seen a long ass-white truck driving towards where there is hotels at. Could this be flunk day stuff? I think so! <--- What does ass-white look like? Is it kind of like an eggshell white? |
− | 11:04pm - just got pulled over by the cops. apparently failed to signal?! As the cop comes back with the ticket : "Why all the liquor in the back. Are a Knox kid?" Me: "Yes" Cop: "Oh, I didn't know they were telling you guys when flunk day is" Me: "They don't! But everyone thinks it is tomorrow!" Cop: "Ha ha ha, guess they are right. They told us in our shift meeting to expect drunk students in the morning hours" ....Since this i love the cops (at least until they bust us the next time.) <---- Can you confirm? | + | 11:04pm - just got pulled over by the cops. apparently failed to signal?! As the cop comes back with the ticket : "Why all the liquor in the back. Are a Knox kid?" Me: "Yes" Cop: "Oh, I didn't know they were telling you guys when flunk day is" Me: "They don't! But everyone thinks it is tomorrow!" Cop: "Ha ha ha, guess they are right. They told us in our shift meeting to expect drunk students in the morning hours" ....Since this i love the cops (at least until they bust us the next time.) <---- Can you confirm? |
11:11pm http://i.imgur.com/uwb2y.jpg | 11:11pm http://i.imgur.com/uwb2y.jpg | ||
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So much effort given there that it has to be Flunk Day | So much effort given there that it has to be Flunk Day | ||
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Are the softball games real? I don't see them on Robert Morris's schedule... http://www.robertmorris.edu/athletics/womenssoftball/schedule/ | Are the softball games real? I don't see them on Robert Morris's schedule... http://www.robertmorris.edu/athletics/womenssoftball/schedule/ | ||
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Creepily overheard Kaitlyn making an appointment with Helmut for Thursday whilst in line at the Oak Room. Unless this is a red herring, could it mean Flunk Day won't be this day? <--- isn't she the senate dinning chair? | Creepily overheard Kaitlyn making an appointment with Helmut for Thursday whilst in line at the Oak Room. Unless this is a red herring, could it mean Flunk Day won't be this day? <--- isn't she the senate dinning chair? | ||
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== April 27th == | == April 27th == | ||
If FlunkFood was delivered Monday, April 16th, this would be the last day to serve fresh food. <--- since when does the caf serve us fresh food? <--- Helmut does a very good job with the resources that he has | If FlunkFood was delivered Monday, April 16th, this would be the last day to serve fresh food. <--- since when does the caf serve us fresh food? <--- Helmut does a very good job with the resources that he has | ||
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Another conspicuous day of events: Spanish Table, Photo Exhibit, Red Room, and a Family Planning Booth. | Another conspicuous day of events: Spanish Table, Photo Exhibit, Red Room, and a Family Planning Booth. | ||
The Chicago Knox Club Alumni Relations proclaims May first as Flunk Day | The Chicago Knox Club Alumni Relations proclaims May first as Flunk Day | ||
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== May 2nd == | == May 2nd == | ||
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Flunk Day! | Flunk Day! | ||
Guys, this was the date of Flunk Day last year. They wouldn't do it on the exact same day twice in a row... or would they? <----CONFIRMED they would! | Guys, this was the date of Flunk Day last year. They wouldn't do it on the exact same day twice in a row... or would they? <----CONFIRMED they would! | ||
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== May 4th == | == May 4th == | ||
− | Today is National Hoagie Day, which means it is Flunk Day OBVIOUSLY | + | Today is National Hoagie Day, which means it is Flunk Day OBVIOUSLY |
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== May 7th == | == May 7th == | ||
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This is going to be the start of the first week with Teresa as our new president. What better way to celebrate with Flunk Day?? It will be her first Flunk day EVER and her first as the president! | This is going to be the start of the first week with Teresa as our new president. What better way to celebrate with Flunk Day?? It will be her first Flunk day EVER and her first as the president! | ||
− | If Flunk Day is any day this week, it's going to be WAY too late. Everyone will be so flunking drained from getting their hopes up that we'll all just be cranky and tired. <-- CONFIRMED. I'm doing my homework all day if it's this late, yo | + | If Flunk Day is any day this week, it's going to be WAY too late. Everyone will be so flunking drained from getting their hopes up that we'll all just be cranky and tired. <-- CONFIRMED. I'm doing my homework all day if it's this late, yo. |
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Arnold Salgado wishes for this day to be flunk day! => so too does one Johnathan Powers! or it is at least his speculation of the final flunk... | Arnold Salgado wishes for this day to be flunk day! => so too does one Johnathan Powers! or it is at least his speculation of the final flunk... | ||
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Playwright's Workshop was added to the calendar, but if they waited that long to send it in, it won't FLUNKing matter! | Playwright's Workshop was added to the calendar, but if they waited that long to send it in, it won't FLUNKing matter! | ||
+ | == December 21 == | ||
− | + | Let's be real guys...the Final Flunk is going to coincide with the actual apocalypse. PREPARE YOURSELVES | |
− | + | NOT!!! |