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− | == April 26th | + | == April 26th == |
Are the softball games real? I don't see them on Robert Morris's schedule... http://www.robertmorris.edu/athletics/womenssoftball/schedule/ | Are the softball games real? I don't see them on Robert Morris's schedule... http://www.robertmorris.edu/athletics/womenssoftball/schedule/ | ||
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Creepily overheard Kaitlyn making an appointment with Helmut for Thursday whilst in line at the Oak Room. Unless this is a red herring, could it mean Flunk Day won't be this day? <--- isn't she the senate dinning chair? | Creepily overheard Kaitlyn making an appointment with Helmut for Thursday whilst in line at the Oak Room. Unless this is a red herring, could it mean Flunk Day won't be this day? <--- isn't she the senate dinning chair? | ||
− | I liked "The Night Before Flunk Day" so much that I saved it just in case it got taken off the Wikifire. Whoever wrote it rocks. | + | After I read those crappy poems Flunk Day was forsure not on the 25th <---CONFIRMED <--- douchebags <-- for however many people feel the need to be a snotty dingus and shit all over flunk day spirit, i can guarantee there are more approximately 10 x more people who enjoyed the flunk day works of love, read them to their roommates, sent them to their friends. Honest question: why are you here if you aren't sporting the spirit? <--- amen, fellow flunker. just because these people are scrooges doesn't mean they should ruin the night before flunk day for the rest of us. Flunk On!!! <-- AGREED. Everyone who is not enjoying the season clearly has no heart. <---I liked "The Night Before Flunk Day" so much that I saved it just in case it got taken off the Wikifire. Whoever wrote it rocks. |
Math homework due date moved from Thursday to Friday. Obviously this is not, as our professor claims, so that he has time to teach us the Laplace Transform, but rather because it is Flunk Day tomorrow. | Math homework due date moved from Thursday to Friday. Obviously this is not, as our professor claims, so that he has time to teach us the Laplace Transform, but rather because it is Flunk Day tomorrow. | ||
− | 12:22 pm Flunk day will not be today, we got pre-enrollment continuing, a home softball double header, the English department award thing, and Bruce Polay is at the Orpheum tonight. Looks like it will be Friday!<--the next English awards aren't announced until May 7th, the Howard Wilson things is just a call for submissions. If an event is at the Orpheum, flunk wouldn't mess it up! <--- Confirmed! Flunk waits for no human! | + | 12:22 pm Flunk day will not be today, we got pre-enrollment continuing, a home softball double header, the English department award thing, and Bruce Polay is at the Orpheum tonight. Looks like it will be Friday!<--the next English awards aren't announced until May 7th, the Howard Wilson things is just a call for submissions. If an event is at the Orpheum, flunk wouldn't mess it up! <--- Confirmed! Flunk waits for no human! |
Has the food shipment really come in? I don't think anyone real knows or can someone prove it has? | Has the food shipment really come in? I don't think anyone real knows or can someone prove it has? | ||
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1:35 pm Professor Du cancels Friday class. She claims she is taking her other class on a field trip to Chicago, but clearly she just doesn't want to deal with students who have post-Flunk Day hangovers. <---CONFIRMED! Though I'm in that class going to Chicago...in fact I'm driving... <-- She's my advisor and actually is going on that field trip | 1:35 pm Professor Du cancels Friday class. She claims she is taking her other class on a field trip to Chicago, but clearly she just doesn't want to deal with students who have post-Flunk Day hangovers. <---CONFIRMED! Though I'm in that class going to Chicago...in fact I'm driving... <-- She's my advisor and actually is going on that field trip | ||
− | No Flunk day yet = cruel and unusual punishment | + | No Flunk day yet = cruel and unusual punishment |
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== April 27th == | == April 27th == | ||
If FlunkFood was delivered Monday, April 16th, this would be the last day to serve fresh food. <--- since when does the caf serve us fresh food? <--- Helmut does a very good job with the resources that he has | If FlunkFood was delivered Monday, April 16th, this would be the last day to serve fresh food. <--- since when does the caf serve us fresh food? <--- Helmut does a very good job with the resources that he has | ||
− | + | If this isnt flunk day, burn down old main <-- We'll show you what the final flunk really means. <--- Instead let's burn down BETA <--- BURN EVERYTHING <--- Burn ALL the things?! <-- ALL THE THINGS! | |
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− | + | == April 30th == | |
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− | == April 30th | ||
HAS TO BE FLUNK DAY. | HAS TO BE FLUNK DAY. | ||
− | + | Vince Rug, senior, has made this his new prediction. | |
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− | Vince Rug, senior, has made this his new prediction. | ||
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+ | == May 1st == | ||
Another conspicuous day of events: Spanish Table, Photo Exhibit, Red Room, and a Family Planning Booth. | Another conspicuous day of events: Spanish Table, Photo Exhibit, Red Room, and a Family Planning Booth. | ||
The Chicago Knox Club Alumni Relations proclaims May first as Flunk Day | The Chicago Knox Club Alumni Relations proclaims May first as Flunk Day | ||
Well this is probably Flunk Day. | Well this is probably Flunk Day. | ||
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== May 2nd == | == May 2nd == | ||
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Flunk Day! | Flunk Day! | ||
Guys, this was the date of Flunk Day last year. They wouldn't do it on the exact same day twice in a row... or would they? <----CONFIRMED they would! | Guys, this was the date of Flunk Day last year. They wouldn't do it on the exact same day twice in a row... or would they? <----CONFIRMED they would! | ||
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== May 4th == | == May 4th == | ||
Today is National Hoagie Day, which means it is Flunk Day OBVIOUSLY | Today is National Hoagie Day, which means it is Flunk Day OBVIOUSLY | ||
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== May 5th == | == May 5th == | ||
− | For the first time in Knox history, Flunk Day will be held on a ''Saturday''. Teresa Amott's installation will begin with the usual speeches and fanfare, when suddenly Zombie Lincoln will parachute in with a ghetto blaster and declare, "THIS TRULY IS . . . THE FINAL FLUNK!" at which he will begin a playlist consisting of every Flunk-themed song remake ever made. The Final Flunk will continue through every day until the end of term. Everyone will get As. Teresa will not only be known as Knox's first lady president, but also Knox's dopest president. | + | For the first time in Knox history, Flunk Day will be held on a ''Saturday''. Teresa Amott's installation will begin with the usual speeches and fanfare, when suddenly Zombie Lincoln will parachute in with a ghetto blaster and declare, "THIS TRULY IS . . . THE FINAL FLUNK!" at which he will begin a playlist consisting of every Flunk-themed song remake ever made. The Final Flunk will continue through every day until the end of term. Everyone will get As. Teresa will not only be known as Knox's first lady president, but also Knox's dopest president. |
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This is going to be the start of the first week with Teresa as our new president. What better way to celebrate with Flunk Day?? It will be her first Flunk day EVER and her first as the president! | This is going to be the start of the first week with Teresa as our new president. What better way to celebrate with Flunk Day?? It will be her first Flunk day EVER and her first as the president! | ||
− | If Flunk Day is any day this week, it's going to be WAY too late. Everyone will be so flunking drained from getting their hopes up that we'll all just be cranky and tired. <-- CONFIRMED. I'm doing my homework all day if it's this late, yo. | + | If Flunk Day is any day this week, it's going to be WAY too late. Everyone will be so flunking drained from getting their hopes up that we'll all just be cranky and tired. <-- CONFIRMED. I'm doing my homework all day if it's this late, yo. |
My boss (one of the custodial workers) told me that Teresa doesn't want Flunk Day to be before her inauguration. It is a national event and she wants to keep the campus nice. . . | My boss (one of the custodial workers) told me that Teresa doesn't want Flunk Day to be before her inauguration. It is a national event and she wants to keep the campus nice. . . | ||
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== May 8th == | == May 8th == | ||
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Arnold Salgado wishes for this day to be flunk day! => so too does one Johnathan Powers! or it is at least his speculation of the final flunk... | Arnold Salgado wishes for this day to be flunk day! => so too does one Johnathan Powers! or it is at least his speculation of the final flunk... | ||
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== May 10th == | == May 10th == | ||
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Playwright's Workshop was added to the calendar, but if they waited that long to send it in, it won't FLUNKing matter! | Playwright's Workshop was added to the calendar, but if they waited that long to send it in, it won't FLUNKing matter! | ||
+ | == December 21 == | ||
− | + | Let's be real guys...the Final Flunk is going to coincide with the actual apocalypse. PREPARE YOURSELVES | |
− | + | NOT!!! |