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− | == April 26th | + | == April 26th == |
Are the softball games real? I don't see them on Robert Morris's schedule... http://www.robertmorris.edu/athletics/womenssoftball/schedule/ | Are the softball games real? I don't see them on Robert Morris's schedule... http://www.robertmorris.edu/athletics/womenssoftball/schedule/ | ||
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Creepily overheard Kaitlyn making an appointment with Helmut for Thursday whilst in line at the Oak Room. Unless this is a red herring, could it mean Flunk Day won't be this day? <--- isn't she the senate dinning chair? | Creepily overheard Kaitlyn making an appointment with Helmut for Thursday whilst in line at the Oak Room. Unless this is a red herring, could it mean Flunk Day won't be this day? <--- isn't she the senate dinning chair? | ||
− | I liked "The Night Before Flunk Day" so much that I saved it just in case it got taken off the Wikifire. Whoever wrote it rocks. | + | After I read those crappy poems Flunk Day was forsure not on the 25th <---CONFIRMED <--- douchebags <-- for however many people feel the need to be a snotty dingus and shit all over flunk day spirit, i can guarantee there are more approximately 10 x more people who enjoyed the flunk day works of love, read them to their roommates, sent them to their friends. Honest question: why are you here if you aren't sporting the spirit? <--- amen, fellow flunker. just because these people are scrooges doesn't mean they should ruin the night before flunk day for the rest of us. Flunk On!!! <-- AGREED. Everyone who is not enjoying the season clearly has no heart. <---I liked "The Night Before Flunk Day" so much that I saved it just in case it got taken off the Wikifire. Whoever wrote it rocks.<---You guys are idiots. those were god awful and should never have been shard to the public. Flunk day was ruined by those poems<---CONFIRMED <---- DOUBLE CONFIRMED <-- Lol at you guys. It's all over the internet, even on writing students' walls. Poems' powers have already trumped your angst by tenfold (at least). The hope for Flunk lives on! |
Math homework due date moved from Thursday to Friday. Obviously this is not, as our professor claims, so that he has time to teach us the Laplace Transform, but rather because it is Flunk Day tomorrow. | Math homework due date moved from Thursday to Friday. Obviously this is not, as our professor claims, so that he has time to teach us the Laplace Transform, but rather because it is Flunk Day tomorrow. | ||
− | 12:22 pm Flunk day will not be today, we got pre-enrollment continuing, a home softball double header, the English department award thing, and Bruce Polay is at the Orpheum tonight. Looks like it will be Friday!<--the next English awards aren't announced until May 7th, the Howard Wilson things is just a call for submissions. If an event is at the Orpheum, flunk wouldn't mess it up! <--- Confirmed! Flunk waits for no human!<--Bruce & Friends is on Friday...and he told us today in class that we'd have to go whether it's Flunk Day or not. <--- regardless, this will still not be flunk day, senior day for the softball team I'm pretty sure and I would sure hope that they wouldn't do that to the Seniors. <- no offense but I doubt senior softball day has any bearing on whether or not it's flunk day (I don't think it is though) <- confirmed | + | 12:22 pm Flunk day will not be today, we got pre-enrollment continuing, a home softball double header, the English department award thing, and Bruce Polay is at the Orpheum tonight. Looks like it will be Friday!<--the next English awards aren't announced until May 7th, the Howard Wilson things is just a call for submissions. If an event is at the Orpheum, flunk wouldn't mess it up! <--- Confirmed! Flunk waits for no human!<--Bruce & Friends is on Friday...and he told us today in class that we'd have to go whether it's Flunk Day or not. <--- regardless, this will still not be flunk day, senior day for the softball team I'm pretty sure and I would sure hope that they wouldn't do that to the Seniors. <- no offense but I doubt senior softball day has any bearing on whether or not it's flunk day (I don't think it is though) <- confirmed |
Has the food shipment really come in? I don't think anyone real knows or can someone prove it has? | Has the food shipment really come in? I don't think anyone real knows or can someone prove it has? | ||
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6:10 PM Interviewing Helmut for a newspaper article at 2PM tomorrow. Pretty sure he wouldn't have scheduled that if it were Flunk Day. | 6:10 PM Interviewing Helmut for a newspaper article at 2PM tomorrow. Pretty sure he wouldn't have scheduled that if it were Flunk Day. | ||
− | + | Hey flunk planners: http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0yi0vxTQ01qkgyzto1_500.png | |
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− | Hey flunk planners: http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0yi0vxTQ01qkgyzto1_500.png | ||
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== April 27th == | == April 27th == | ||
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I know Flunk Day is never on a Friday.. but we have had two emails from Jill about it being on a Friday..<--obviously she is trolling. <--- How do you know? Xavier used to do the same thing. | I know Flunk Day is never on a Friday.. but we have had two emails from Jill about it being on a Friday..<--obviously she is trolling. <--- How do you know? Xavier used to do the same thing. | ||
− | ---False! Tony Gant retold tales of the single Friday Flunk he's experienced. Apparently students looked just as awful on Monday as the usual post-flunk day. But it HAS happened. <-- Please, God, no... Let it not be on this Friday. Not this one. | + | ---False! Tony Gant retold tales of the single Friday Flunk he's experienced. Apparently students looked just as awful on Monday as the usual post-flunk day. But it HAS happened. <-- Please, God, no... Let it not be on this Friday. Not this one. |
this is my guess. I doubt they'd do Monday or Tuesday (even if they have "enough days" to clean up before Teresa's thing)... if not it will be like the last week of term. gross. | this is my guess. I doubt they'd do Monday or Tuesday (even if they have "enough days" to clean up before Teresa's thing)... if not it will be like the last week of term. gross. | ||
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− | == April 30th | ||
HAS TO BE FLUNK DAY. | HAS TO BE FLUNK DAY. | ||
− | + | If flunk day is this week it would be Monday, Tuesday, or Wednesday. There's a home baseball game on Monday (today) so that makes it unlikely (it is confirmed on Eureka's schedule) Tuesday looks pretty promising with not very many events on the calendar, and Wednesday there are more home baseball games so, again, unlikely (yes I'm aware coaches don't know when flunk day is and that the schedule is made before flunk day is planned, but the planners know what the athletic schedules are and stay away from having flunk day on the day of a home sporting event, it would likely be a very poor situation for both teams and their coaches) In other words, if Flunk Day is not on Tuesday, it looks like we will have to wait another week. | |
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− | If flunk day is this week it would be Monday, Tuesday, or Wednesday. There's a home baseball game on Monday (today) so that makes it unlikely (it is confirmed on Eureka's schedule) Tuesday looks pretty promising with not very many events on the calendar, and Wednesday there are more home baseball games so, again, unlikely (yes I'm aware coaches don't know when flunk day is and that the schedule is made before flunk day is planned, but the planners know what the athletic schedules are and stay away from having flunk day on the day of a home sporting event, it would likely be a very poor situation for both teams and their coaches) In other words, if Flunk Day is not on Tuesday, it looks like we will have to wait another week. | ||
Vince Rug, senior, has made this his new prediction. | Vince Rug, senior, has made this his new prediction. | ||
− | + | Red Room interviews are on the 30th. I mean, the CTL probably doesn't know when Flunk Day is, but it seems like a somewhat serious event. | |
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− | Red Room interviews are on the 30th. I mean, the CTL probably doesn't know when Flunk Day is, but it seems like a somewhat serious event. | ||
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+ | == May 1st == | ||
Another conspicuous day of events: Spanish Table, Photo Exhibit, Red Room, and a Family Planning Booth. | Another conspicuous day of events: Spanish Table, Photo Exhibit, Red Room, and a Family Planning Booth. | ||
The Chicago Knox Club Alumni Relations proclaims May first as Flunk Day | The Chicago Knox Club Alumni Relations proclaims May first as Flunk Day | ||
Well this is probably Flunk Day. | Well this is probably Flunk Day. | ||
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== May 2nd == | == May 2nd == | ||
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Flunk Day! | Flunk Day! | ||
Guys, this was the date of Flunk Day last year. They wouldn't do it on the exact same day twice in a row... or would they? <----CONFIRMED they would! | Guys, this was the date of Flunk Day last year. They wouldn't do it on the exact same day twice in a row... or would they? <----CONFIRMED they would! | ||
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== May 4th == | == May 4th == | ||
Today is National Hoagie Day, which means it is Flunk Day OBVIOUSLY | Today is National Hoagie Day, which means it is Flunk Day OBVIOUSLY | ||
− | 9:00am Jill's email says: "THE SUN WILL BURN LIKE NEVER BEFORE." The weather channel projects this to be in the 80s. Flunk Day? Maybe.. | + | 9:00am Jill's email says: "THE SUN WILL BURN LIKE NEVER BEFORE." The weather channel projects this to be in the 80s. Flunk Day? Maybe... |
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== May 5th == | == May 5th == | ||
− | For the first time in Knox history, Flunk Day will be held on a ''Saturday''. Teresa Amott's installation will begin with the usual speeches and fanfare, when suddenly Zombie Lincoln will parachute in with a ghetto blaster and declare, "THIS TRULY IS . . . THE FINAL FLUNK!" at which he will begin a playlist consisting of every Flunk-themed song remake ever made. The Final Flunk will continue through every day until the end of term. Everyone will get As. Teresa will not only be known as Knox's first lady president, but also Knox's dopest president. | + | For the first time in Knox history, Flunk Day will be held on a ''Saturday''. Teresa Amott's installation will begin with the usual speeches and fanfare, when suddenly Zombie Lincoln will parachute in with a ghetto blaster and declare, "THIS TRULY IS . . . THE FINAL FLUNK!" at which he will begin a playlist consisting of every Flunk-themed song remake ever made. The Final Flunk will continue through every day until the end of term. Everyone will get As. Teresa will not only be known as Knox's first lady president, but also Knox's dopest president. |
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My boss (one of the custodial workers) told me that Teresa doesn't want Flunk Day to be before her inauguration. It is a national event and she wants to keep the campus nice. . . | My boss (one of the custodial workers) told me that Teresa doesn't want Flunk Day to be before her inauguration. It is a national event and she wants to keep the campus nice. . . | ||
<-- As much as I hope we don't have to wait that long, it makes the most sense. This is a big Knox event. Teresa is only the 19th president in 175 years and the first women to be president of Knox. All eyes will be on the campus and I doubt her and the other up and ups would want the campus looking like it just got hit by a natural disaster before the big day. | <-- As much as I hope we don't have to wait that long, it makes the most sense. This is a big Knox event. Teresa is only the 19th president in 175 years and the first women to be president of Knox. All eyes will be on the campus and I doubt her and the other up and ups would want the campus looking like it just got hit by a natural disaster before the big day. | ||
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Arnold Salgado wishes for this day to be flunk day! => so too does one Johnathan Powers! or it is at least his speculation of the final flunk... | Arnold Salgado wishes for this day to be flunk day! => so too does one Johnathan Powers! or it is at least his speculation of the final flunk... | ||
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Playwright's Workshop was added to the calendar, but if they waited that long to send it in, it won't FLUNKing matter! | Playwright's Workshop was added to the calendar, but if they waited that long to send it in, it won't FLUNKing matter! | ||
+ | == December 21 == | ||
− | + | Let's be real guys...the Final Flunk is going to coincide with the actual apocalypse. PREPARE YOURSELVES | |
− | + | NOT!!! |