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Spain study abroad students had their Flunk Day TODAY!! Will ours be tomorrow? | Spain study abroad students had their Flunk Day TODAY!! Will ours be tomorrow? | ||
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Flunk Day: a Haiku | Flunk Day: a Haiku | ||
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please be tomorrow | please be tomorrow | ||
− | + | Caf ladies seen in the caf. What could they be doing at 12:02AM? It must be the final flunk. <---I WANT PROOF. PICS OR DIDN'T HAPPEN <---Smells like a lie <---Smells like flunk spirit | |
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− | Caf ladies seen in the caf. What could they be doing at 12:02AM? It must be the final flunk. <---I WANT PROOF. PICS OR DIDN'T HAPPEN <---Smells like a lie <---Smells like flunk spirit | ||
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+ | '''Flunk Day Sonnet CLXXV''' | ||
− | + | The WikiFire is moving at a trickle, | |
− | + | The Flunk Day Twitter is updating slow, | |
− | + | Anticipation has paralyzed, crippled, | |
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− | + | Flunk Day, please come tomorrow. | |
− | + | The Mud Pit has been dug and watered, | |
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− | + | No matter what Knox says it endorses. | |
− | + | Many mornings our hopes have been slaughtered, | |
− | + | For we believe the Wiki’s uncited sources. | |
− | + | We wait, in anticipatory stupor, deprived of power, | |
− | + | Knowledgeless, hands tied in games of Planners, | |
− | + | For clues we scour, in dorm rooms cower, | |
− | + | As Friars conspire to make drunken clamor. | |
− | + | Waiting for the Final Flunk’s foot to drop, | |
− | + | Into the Mud Pit’s glittery slop. | |
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− | + | == April 27th == | |
+ | If FlunkFood was delivered Monday, April 16th, this would be the last day to serve fresh food. <--- since when does the caf serve us fresh food? <--- Helmut does a very good job with the resources that he has | ||
− | + | Last year Lincoln Fest was Friday and Saturday. This year it's only Saturday. Why did they not plan for another two-day event? the did!! A Friday Flunk Day with a super awesome musical group is kicking off the weekend festivities! | |
− | + | I know Flunk Day is never on a Friday.. but we have had two emails from Jill about it being on a Friday..<--obviously she is trolling. <--- How do you know? Xavier used to do the same thing. | |
+ | ---False! Tony Gant retold tales of the single Friday Flunk he's experienced. Apparently students looked just as awful on Monday as the usual post-flunk day. But it HAS happened. <-- Please, God, no... Let it not be on this Friday. Not this one. | ||
− | + | this is my guess. I doubt they'd do Monday or Tuesday (even if they have "enough days" to clean up before Teresa's thing)... if not it will be like the last week of term. gross. | |
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− | + | It is called 'The Final Flunk' for a reason right?... Final chance to make it a Friday, Final as in right before final exams, just final... | |
− | + | == April 30th == | |
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− | == April 30th | ||
HAS TO BE FLUNK DAY. | HAS TO BE FLUNK DAY. | ||
− | + | If flunk day is this week it would be Monday, Tuesday, or Wednesday. There's a home baseball game on Monday (today) so that makes it unlikely (it is confirmed on Eureka's schedule) Tuesday looks pretty promising with not very many events on the calendar, and Wednesday there are more home baseball games so, again, unlikely (yes I'm aware coaches don't know when flunk day is and that the schedule is made before flunk day is planned, but the planners know what the athletic schedules are and stay away from having flunk day on the day of a home sporting event, it would likely be a very poor situation for both teams and their coaches) In other words, if Flunk Day is not on Tuesday, it looks like we will have to wait another week. | |
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− | If flunk day is this week it would be Monday, Tuesday, or Wednesday. There's a home baseball game on Monday (today) so that makes it unlikely (it is confirmed on Eureka's schedule) Tuesday looks pretty promising with not very many events on the calendar, and Wednesday there are more home baseball games so, again, unlikely (yes I'm aware coaches don't know when flunk day is and that the schedule is made before flunk day is planned, but the planners know what the athletic schedules are and stay away from having flunk day on the day of a home sporting event, it would likely be a very poor situation for both teams and their coaches) In other words, if Flunk Day is not on Tuesday, it looks like we will have to wait another week. | ||
Vince Rug, senior, has made this his new prediction. | Vince Rug, senior, has made this his new prediction. | ||
− | + | Red Room interviews are on the 30th. I mean, the CTL probably doesn't know when Flunk Day is, but it seems like a somewhat serious event.<---FALSE not a serious event at all, and no way was it scheduled early enough to get on the list. They'd just reschedule. | |
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− | Red Room interviews are on the 30th. I mean, the CTL probably doesn't know when Flunk Day is, but it seems like a somewhat serious event.<---FALSE not a serious event at all, and no way was it scheduled early enough to get on the list. They'd just reschedule. | ||
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− | + | Even though there are baseball games, the Eureka head coach is a Knox alum (he graduated in 09?) and he loovveeesss flunk day. He could totally be in on it.<---Confirmed Clarkey is pretty cool. | |
− | + | The main stage dance show has 4.5 hours worth of tech rehearsal this day and it cannot be cancelled. Better not be Flunk Day. | |
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+ | == May 1st == | ||
Another conspicuous day of events: Spanish Table, Photo Exhibit, Red Room, and a Family Planning Booth. | Another conspicuous day of events: Spanish Table, Photo Exhibit, Red Room, and a Family Planning Booth. | ||
The Chicago Knox Club Alumni Relations proclaims May first as Flunk Day | The Chicago Knox Club Alumni Relations proclaims May first as Flunk Day | ||
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Well this is probably Flunk Day. | Well this is probably Flunk Day. | ||
− | Dress rehearsal for main stage dance show. Not Flunk Day. <--As someone who's been in a Spring mainstage show, rehearsals have zero effect on Flunk Day. We had to show up my freshman year for rehearsal anyways | + | Dress rehearsal for main stage dance show. Not Flunk Day. <--As someone who's been in a Spring mainstage show, rehearsals have zero effect on Flunk Day. We had to show up my freshman year for rehearsal anyways. |
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== May 2nd == | == May 2nd == | ||
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Flunk Day! | Flunk Day! | ||
Guys, this was the date of Flunk Day last year. They wouldn't do it on the exact same day twice in a row... or would they? <----CONFIRMED they would! | Guys, this was the date of Flunk Day last year. They wouldn't do it on the exact same day twice in a row... or would they? <----CONFIRMED they would! | ||
− | Another dress rehearsal for the dance show? Why yes! Not Flunk Day! | + | Another dress rehearsal for the dance show? Why yes! Not Flunk Day! |
== May 4th == | == May 4th == | ||
Today is National Hoagie Day, which means it is Flunk Day OBVIOUSLY | Today is National Hoagie Day, which means it is Flunk Day OBVIOUSLY | ||
− | 9:00am Jill's email says: "THE SUN WILL BURN LIKE NEVER BEFORE." The weather channel projects this to be in the 80s. Flunk Day? Maybe... <----FALSE. They don't know the weather predictions when they choose the date | + | 9:00am Jill's email says: "THE SUN WILL BURN LIKE NEVER BEFORE." The weather channel projects this to be in the 80s. Flunk Day? Maybe... <----FALSE. They don't know the weather predictions when they choose the date |
− | A Call To Rise: Dance Ensemble Show happening at 7:30pm. Not Flunk Day. <--- Not true. Flunk Day has been on the same day as a dress rehearsal for a dance show in the past. There were plenty of trash cans available in case someone had to vomit | + | A Call To Rise: Dance Ensemble Show happening at 7:30pm. Not Flunk Day. <--- Not true. Flunk Day has been on the same day as a dress rehearsal for a dance show in the past. There were plenty of trash cans available in case someone had to vomit |
== May 5th == | == May 5th == | ||
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<-- As much as I hope we don't have to wait that long, it makes the most sense. This is a big Knox event. Teresa is only the 19th president in 175 years and the first women to be president of Knox. All eyes will be on the campus and I doubt her and the other up and ups would want the campus looking like it just got hit by a natural disaster before the big day. | <-- As much as I hope we don't have to wait that long, it makes the most sense. This is a big Knox event. Teresa is only the 19th president in 175 years and the first women to be president of Knox. All eyes will be on the campus and I doubt her and the other up and ups would want the campus looking like it just got hit by a natural disaster before the big day. | ||
− | This whole week is installation week; all sorts of things planned to celebrate her installation. Little chance it will be this week <-- do you think these were planned when the date was picked? The website an emails just recently announced what is happening... Wouldn't it be funny if Flunk day Flunks with the presidents events! | + | This whole week is installation week; all sorts of things planned to celebrate her installation. Little chance it will be this week <-- do you think these were planned when the date was picked? The website an emails just recently announced what is happening... Wouldn't it be funny if Flunk day Flunks with the presidents events! |
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== May 8th == | == May 8th == | ||
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Arnold Salgado wishes for this day to be flunk day! => so too does one Johnathan Powers! or it is at least his speculation of the final flunk... | Arnold Salgado wishes for this day to be flunk day! => so too does one Johnathan Powers! or it is at least his speculation of the final flunk... | ||
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== May 10th == | == May 10th == | ||
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Playwright's Workshop was added to the calendar, but if they waited that long to send it in, it won't FLUNKing matter! | Playwright's Workshop was added to the calendar, but if they waited that long to send it in, it won't FLUNKing matter! | ||
+ | == December 21 == | ||
− | + | Let's be real guys...the Final Flunk is going to coincide with the actual apocalypse. PREPARE YOURSELVES | |
− | + | NOT!!! |