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5:49 am: All quiet. Time to finish studying for that exam. . . | 5:49 am: All quiet. Time to finish studying for that exam. . . | ||
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+ | '''Flunk Day Sonnet CLXXV''' | ||
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+ | The WikiFire is moving at a trickle, | ||
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+ | The Flunk Day Twitter is updating slow, | ||
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+ | Anticipation has paralyzed, crippled, | ||
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+ | Flunk Day, please come tomorrow. | ||
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+ | The Mud Pit has been dug and watered, | ||
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+ | No matter what Knox says it endorses. | ||
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+ | Many mornings our hopes have been slaughtered, | ||
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+ | For we believe the Wiki’s uncited sources. | ||
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+ | We wait, in anticipatory stupor, deprived of power, | ||
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+ | Knowledgeless, hands tied in games of Planners, | ||
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+ | For clues we scour, in dorm rooms cower, | ||
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+ | As Friars conspire to make drunken clamor. | ||
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+ | Waiting for the Final Flunk’s foot to drop, | ||
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+ | Into the Mud Pit’s glittery slop. | ||
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== April 27th == | == April 27th == | ||
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this is my guess. I doubt they'd do Monday or Tuesday (even if they have "enough days" to clean up before Teresa's thing)... if not it will be like the last week of term. gross. | this is my guess. I doubt they'd do Monday or Tuesday (even if they have "enough days" to clean up before Teresa's thing)... if not it will be like the last week of term. gross. | ||
− | It is called 'The Final Flunk' for a reason right?... Final chance to make it a Friday, Final as in right before final exams, just final... <--- THE PERFECT PLAN. Make it on a Friday, prove that we will all just get fucked up all weekend, cancel flunk forever when the school is destroyed. THIS COULD BE HUGE(LY DISAPPOINTING). | + | It is called 'The Final Flunk' for a reason right?... Final chance to make it a Friday, Final as in right before final exams, just final... <--- THE PERFECT PLAN. Make it on a Friday, prove that we will all just get fucked up all weekend, cancel flunk forever when the school is destroyed. THIS COULD BE HUGE(LY DISAPPOINTING). |
I just made an appointment with Jil for tomorrow afternoon. I don't think it will be tomorrow, guys. <--- Insignificant meetings can be rescheduled. <-- I told her I could meet this afternoon, Friday, or next Monday. She chose Friday. I really don't think she would choose to schedule a meeting then if she would just need to reschedule it later. <-- She schedule an appointment with me last year on Flunk day... don't put too much weight into the meeting. | I just made an appointment with Jil for tomorrow afternoon. I don't think it will be tomorrow, guys. <--- Insignificant meetings can be rescheduled. <-- I told her I could meet this afternoon, Friday, or next Monday. She chose Friday. I really don't think she would choose to schedule a meeting then if she would just need to reschedule it later. <-- She schedule an appointment with me last year on Flunk day... don't put too much weight into the meeting. | ||
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Regina was spotted this afternoon with a few others loading large suspicious covered boxes into seymour. Tomorrow will be flunk day. <----The quickie also received a shipment of alcohol today this could be it. <-- The Quckie will receive alcohol shipments as long as there are Knox students to drink it, read: always, plus right now all the seniors are unemployed and depressed and drinking even more than usual. <---That may be true but that in conjunction with other flunkish goings ons could point to flunk day. | Regina was spotted this afternoon with a few others loading large suspicious covered boxes into seymour. Tomorrow will be flunk day. <----The quickie also received a shipment of alcohol today this could be it. <-- The Quckie will receive alcohol shipments as long as there are Knox students to drink it, read: always, plus right now all the seniors are unemployed and depressed and drinking even more than usual. <---That may be true but that in conjunction with other flunkish goings ons could point to flunk day. | ||
− | 5:27 PM flunk day e-mails have me confused... to flunk or not to flunk?!?? <- always flunk <- flunk fridays <- everyone flunks on friday <- so FLUNK FRIDAY?!?!?!?? | + | 5:27 PM flunk day e-mails have me confused... to flunk or not to flunk?!?? <- always flunk <- flunk fridays <- everyone flunks on friday <- so FLUNK FRIDAY?!?!?!?? |
5:51 PM there are installation events EVERY DAY next week, so if it's going to be within the next week AT ALL, this would be the day <--- The installation events don't start until May 3. Do your research. | 5:51 PM there are installation events EVERY DAY next week, so if it's going to be within the next week AT ALL, this would be the day <--- The installation events don't start until May 3. Do your research. | ||
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7:55 PM had to ask the caf ladies a question, walked into the kitchen and surprised them I guess, was immediately hurried out of one area because I wasn't supposed to see some things they were doing... flunk food?!?? <----Confirmed, ive tasted some of our food, I dont want to know what they do to some of it | 7:55 PM had to ask the caf ladies a question, walked into the kitchen and surprised them I guess, was immediately hurried out of one area because I wasn't supposed to see some things they were doing... flunk food?!?? <----Confirmed, ive tasted some of our food, I dont want to know what they do to some of it | ||
− | 8:30 PM WHITE TRUCK SEEN DRIVING PAST GDH | + | 8:30 PM WHITE TRUCK SEEN DRIVING PAST GDH |
− | 8:43 PM I stopped giving a fuck. <-which is what the planners want, if you stop caring it's more of a surprise <---but it wouldn't be flunk day without the thrill of the hunt and the anticipation. Flunk day has to be a day where its not too expected so its a surprise but only after lots of good scares and midnight trips to the mailroom | + | 8:43 PM I stopped giving a fuck. <-which is what the planners want, if you stop caring it's more of a surprise <---but it wouldn't be flunk day without the thrill of the hunt and the anticipation. Flunk day has to be a day where its not too expected so its a surprise but only after lots of good scares and midnight trips to the mailroom. |
8:49 PM caf ladies still guarding the kitchen. | 8:49 PM caf ladies still guarding the kitchen. | ||
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9:42 Jil Gates seen moving white boxes in her office!....or is she just flunking with us? <-- you guys gotta follow these things up with pics. <--- She would have seen me. Trust me I'm in Founders I seen her! <- I don't trust anyone with poor grammar <- CONFIRMED | 9:42 Jil Gates seen moving white boxes in her office!....or is she just flunking with us? <-- you guys gotta follow these things up with pics. <--- She would have seen me. Trust me I'm in Founders I seen her! <- I don't trust anyone with poor grammar <- CONFIRMED | ||
− | 10:01 PM Like-A-Little is down; must be Flunk Day. <- thank god (if there was one) | + | 10:01 PM Like-A-Little is down; must be Flunk Day. <- thank god (if there was one) |
10:21 PM all 3 of my professors think flunk day is tomorrow. | 10:21 PM all 3 of my professors think flunk day is tomorrow. | ||
− | 10:23 PM mailroom windows are covered BEETCHEZZZ <- they weren't covered earlier, just asked a friend who works there. <--I WANT PICTURES PLEASE <- seconded. <--just walk there and see for yourself. <-- Confirmed, I live in Seymour I just checked. <- [http://cdn.homebrewtalk.com/attachments/f19/55487d1333502071-do-you-think-star-san-can-cure-jock-itch-untitled-280x280-.jpg not sure if trolling] but too lazy to go check for myself. pics please? <-- Fine, for the sake of you other Flunk Day enthusiasts I will abandon my studies and take a photo. BRB. | + | 10:23 PM mailroom windows are covered BEETCHEZZZ <- they weren't covered earlier, just asked a friend who works there. <--I WANT PICTURES PLEASE <- seconded. <--just walk there and see for yourself. <-- Confirmed, I live in Seymour I just checked. <- [http://cdn.homebrewtalk.com/attachments/f19/55487d1333502071-do-you-think-star-san-can-cure-jock-itch-untitled-280x280-.jpg not sure if trolling] but too lazy to go check for myself. pics please? <-- Fine, for the sake of you other Flunk Day enthusiasts I will abandon my studies and take a photo. BRB. |
10:25 PM quickie guy thinks flunk day is tomorrow, he's stocking the shelves at the moment | 10:25 PM quickie guy thinks flunk day is tomorrow, he's stocking the shelves at the moment | ||
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10:38 PM once upon a time there was this paper due... and then it was flunk day. the student lived happily ever after... | 10:38 PM once upon a time there was this paper due... and then it was flunk day. the student lived happily ever after... | ||
− | 10:41 PM if it's not flunk day tomorrow, I'm blasting Nicki Minaj at 5 am from my surround sound in protest. sorry Hamblin. cue "you a stupid hoe..." (stupid of course referencing the universe for the the lack of flunk day) <- DO IT <- oh geez | + | 10:41 PM if it's not flunk day tomorrow, I'm blasting Nicki Minaj at 5 am from my surround sound in protest. sorry Hamblin. cue "you a stupid hoe..." (stupid of course referencing the universe for the the lack of flunk day) <- DO IT <- oh geez. |
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HAS TO BE FLUNK DAY. | HAS TO BE FLUNK DAY. | ||
− | + | If flunk day is this week it would be Monday, Tuesday, or Wednesday. There's a home baseball game on Monday (today) so that makes it unlikely (it is confirmed on Eureka's schedule) Tuesday looks pretty promising with not very many events on the calendar, and Wednesday there are more home baseball games so, again, unlikely (yes I'm aware coaches don't know when flunk day is and that the schedule is made before flunk day is planned, but the planners know what the athletic schedules are and stay away from having flunk day on the day of a home sporting event, it would likely be a very poor situation for both teams and their coaches) In other words, if Flunk Day is not on Tuesday, it looks like we will have to wait another week. | |
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− | If flunk day is this week it would be Monday, Tuesday, or Wednesday. There's a home baseball game on Monday (today) so that makes it unlikely (it is confirmed on Eureka's schedule) Tuesday looks pretty promising with not very many events on the calendar, and Wednesday there are more home baseball games so, again, unlikely (yes I'm aware coaches don't know when flunk day is and that the schedule is made before flunk day is planned, but the planners know what the athletic schedules are and stay away from having flunk day on the day of a home sporting event, it would likely be a very poor situation for both teams and their coaches) In other words, if Flunk Day is not on Tuesday, it looks like we will have to wait another week. | ||
Vince Rug, senior, has made this his new prediction. | Vince Rug, senior, has made this his new prediction. | ||
− | + | Red Room interviews are on the 30th. I mean, the CTL probably doesn't know when Flunk Day is, but it seems like a somewhat serious event.<---FALSE not a serious event at all, and no way was it scheduled early enough to get on the list. They'd just reschedule. <---Not serious? Don't mess with Red Room. They can send the dancing Red Room box after you. | |
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− | Red Room interviews are on the 30th. I mean, the CTL probably doesn't know when Flunk Day is, but it seems like a somewhat serious event.<---FALSE not a serious event at all, and no way was it scheduled early enough to get on the list. They'd just reschedule. <---Not serious? Don't mess with Red Room. They can send the dancing Red Room box after you. | ||
− | Even though there are baseball games, the Eureka head coach is a Knox alum (he graduated in 09?) and he loovveeesss flunk day. He could totally be in on it.<---Confirmed Clarkey is pretty cool. | + | Even though there are baseball games, the Eureka head coach is a Knox alum (he graduated in 09?) and he loovveeesss flunk day. He could totally be in on it.<---Confirmed Clarkey is pretty cool. |
The main stage dance show has 4.5 hours worth of tech rehearsal this day and it cannot be cancelled. Better not be Flunk Day. <--- Flunk Day does not conform to the needs of mortals.. <--- Flunk Day 2009 was held during the main stage dress rehearsal. It was difficult for the dancers, but they trudged through. | The main stage dance show has 4.5 hours worth of tech rehearsal this day and it cannot be cancelled. Better not be Flunk Day. <--- Flunk Day does not conform to the needs of mortals.. <--- Flunk Day 2009 was held during the main stage dress rehearsal. It was difficult for the dancers, but they trudged through. | ||
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Another conspicuous day of events: Spanish Table, Photo Exhibit, Red Room, and a Family Planning Booth. | Another conspicuous day of events: Spanish Table, Photo Exhibit, Red Room, and a Family Planning Booth. | ||
The Chicago Knox Club Alumni Relations proclaims May first as Flunk Day | The Chicago Knox Club Alumni Relations proclaims May first as Flunk Day | ||
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Well this is probably Flunk Day. | Well this is probably Flunk Day. | ||
− | Dress rehearsal for main stage dance show. Not Flunk Day. <--As someone who's been in a Spring mainstage show, rehearsals have zero effect on Flunk Day. We had to show up my freshman year for rehearsal anyways | + | Dress rehearsal for main stage dance show. Not Flunk Day. <--As someone who's been in a Spring mainstage show, rehearsals have zero effect on Flunk Day. We had to show up my freshman year for rehearsal anyways. |
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Flunk Day! | Flunk Day! | ||
Guys, this was the date of Flunk Day last year. They wouldn't do it on the exact same day twice in a row... or would they? <----CONFIRMED they would! | Guys, this was the date of Flunk Day last year. They wouldn't do it on the exact same day twice in a row... or would they? <----CONFIRMED they would! | ||
− | Another dress rehearsal for the dance show? Why yes! Not Flunk Day! | + | Another dress rehearsal for the dance show? Why yes! Not Flunk Day! |
== May 4th == | == May 4th == | ||
Today is National Hoagie Day, which means it is Flunk Day OBVIOUSLY | Today is National Hoagie Day, which means it is Flunk Day OBVIOUSLY | ||
− | 9:00am Jill's email says: "THE SUN WILL BURN LIKE NEVER BEFORE." The weather channel projects this to be in the 80s. Flunk Day? Maybe... <----FALSE. They don't know the weather predictions when they choose the date <-- No, but the email was sent yesterday, wasn't it? | + | 9:00am Jill's email says: "THE SUN WILL BURN LIKE NEVER BEFORE." The weather channel projects this to be in the 80s. Flunk Day? Maybe... <----FALSE. They don't know the weather predictions when they choose the date <-- No, but the email was sent yesterday, wasn't it? |
− | A Call To Rise: Dance Ensemble Show happening at 7:30pm. Not Flunk Day. <--- Not true. Flunk Day has been on the same day as a dress rehearsal for a dance show in the past. There were plenty of trash cans available in case someone had to vomit<----- Not a dress rehearsal. AN ACTUAL SHOW! Lots of time and money has already gone into putting this show on and lots of people would be pissed if it happened this day. Not Flunk Day <-- Good point about the show. Perhaps not today! | + | A Call To Rise: Dance Ensemble Show happening at 7:30pm. Not Flunk Day. <--- Not true. Flunk Day has been on the same day as a dress rehearsal for a dance show in the past. There were plenty of trash cans available in case someone had to vomit<----- Not a dress rehearsal. AN ACTUAL SHOW! Lots of time and money has already gone into putting this show on and lots of people would be pissed if it happened this day. Not Flunk Day <-- Good point about the show. Perhaps not today! |
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<-- As much as I hope we don't have to wait that long, it makes the most sense. This is a big Knox event. Teresa is only the 19th president in 175 years and the first women to be president of Knox. All eyes will be on the campus and I doubt her and the other up and ups would want the campus looking like it just got hit by a natural disaster before the big day. | <-- As much as I hope we don't have to wait that long, it makes the most sense. This is a big Knox event. Teresa is only the 19th president in 175 years and the first women to be president of Knox. All eyes will be on the campus and I doubt her and the other up and ups would want the campus looking like it just got hit by a natural disaster before the big day. | ||
− | This whole week is installation week; all sorts of things planned to celebrate her installation. Little chance it will be this week <-- do you think these were planned when the date was picked? The website an emails just recently announced what is happening... Wouldn't it be funny if Flunk day Flunks with the presidents events! <---You're thinking of the previous week. All the installation stuff precedes the actual installation, which is on May 5th. | + | This whole week is installation week; all sorts of things planned to celebrate her installation. Little chance it will be this week <-- do you think these were planned when the date was picked? The website an emails just recently announced what is happening... Wouldn't it be funny if Flunk day Flunks with the presidents events! <---You're thinking of the previous week. All the installation stuff precedes the actual installation, which is on May 5th. |
Installation week goes until May 9 and has been scheduled since forever. Whether or not specific events are planned for this day, there will be a ton of important people and alumni in town. Chances of Flunk Day being today? ZERO POINT ZERO ZERO PERCENT. | Installation week goes until May 9 and has been scheduled since forever. Whether or not specific events are planned for this day, there will be a ton of important people and alumni in town. Chances of Flunk Day being today? ZERO POINT ZERO ZERO PERCENT. | ||
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Arnold Salgado wishes for this day to be flunk day! => so too does one Johnathan Powers! or it is at least his speculation of the final flunk... | Arnold Salgado wishes for this day to be flunk day! => so too does one Johnathan Powers! or it is at least his speculation of the final flunk... | ||
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Playwright's Workshop was added to the calendar, but if they waited that long to send it in, it won't FLUNKing matter! | Playwright's Workshop was added to the calendar, but if they waited that long to send it in, it won't FLUNKing matter! | ||
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− | + | Let's be real guys...the Final Flunk is going to coincide with the actual apocalypse. PREPARE YOURSELVES | |
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