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== May 1st FLUNK ALL THE THINGS!!!== | == May 1st FLUNK ALL THE THINGS!!!== | ||
− | All the activities that are planned, for whenever the Flunking thing is, better be Flunking worth it. | + | Thank Jack Moore for sucking all the fun and anticipation out of Flunk Day. All the activities that are planned, for whenever the Flunking thing is, better be Flunking worth it. |
FRESHMEN NEED TO STOP BITCHING ABOUT JOKES ON THE WIKIFIRE. This isn't supposed to be a legitimate source of information. One day, when you are a senior, you will understand.<---Probably not a senior.<---Confirmed | FRESHMEN NEED TO STOP BITCHING ABOUT JOKES ON THE WIKIFIRE. This isn't supposed to be a legitimate source of information. One day, when you are a senior, you will understand.<---Probably not a senior.<---Confirmed | ||
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it's today. this is gonna be bonkers. | it's today. this is gonna be bonkers. | ||
− | Ugh. It should have been the 30th. <- UPVOTE <- CONFIRMED <--- When does the narwhal bacon?? <-- Please, don't | + | Ugh. It should have been the 30th. <- UPVOTE <- CONFIRMED <--- When does the narwhal bacon?? <-- Please, don't. |
Guise. May 1st is May Day.. MAYDAY. FINAL FLUNK. WORLD ENDING. | Guise. May 1st is May Day.. MAYDAY. FINAL FLUNK. WORLD ENDING. | ||
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I haven't any fucks left to give. <-- Confirmed. This could be sad and anti-climactic. <----- I have plenty of fucks left to give. DTF. <-- You mean "Down to Flunk?" | I haven't any fucks left to give. <-- Confirmed. This could be sad and anti-climactic. <----- I have plenty of fucks left to give. DTF. <-- You mean "Down to Flunk?" | ||
− | Ok everyone. Let's not lose the flunk spirit. I know it's hard, I wake every day down-trodden and upset that I was not awaken by a bunch of hooligans at 6am, but flunk day will come. We need to keep our spirits up. I have already begun to accept that Flunk day will not be until next week, but there is nothing wrong with that. We can't let this FLUNKING Union Board FLUNKING oppress us!!! This is a call to arms my brothers, meet me tomorrow with a beer in your hand at the Union Board office to protest this FLUNKING miserable situation. <---Too much effort neccessary, just keep hoping it is Flunk Day tommorrow, saves everyone some time.<---DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE FLUNK, SINGING THE SONG OF FLUNKY DRUNKS, IT IS THE MUSIC OF A PEOPLE WHO WILL ALWAYS FLUNK AGAIN, WHEN THE BEATING OF YOUR HEART ECHOES THE BEATING OF THE FRIARS THERE IS A LIFE ABOUT TO START WHEN THE FLUNK DAY COMES.<- WILL YOU HELP US STORM U B, WHO WILL SLEEP IN AND DRINK WITH ME? BEYOND THE BACARDI IS THERE A FLUNK YOU LONG TO SEE? | + | Ok everyone. Let's not lose the flunk spirit. I know it's hard, I wake every day down-trodden and upset that I was not awaken by a bunch of hooligans at 6am, but flunk day will come. We need to keep our spirits up. I have already begun to accept that Flunk day will not be until next week, but there is nothing wrong with that. We can't let this FLUNKING Union Board FLUNKING oppress us!!! This is a call to arms my brothers, meet me tomorrow with a beer in your hand at the Union Board office to protest this FLUNKING miserable situation. <---Too much effort neccessary, just keep hoping it is Flunk Day tommorrow, saves everyone some time.<---DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE FLUNK, SINGING THE SONG OF FLUNKY DRUNKS, IT IS THE MUSIC OF A PEOPLE WHO WILL ALWAYS FLUNK AGAIN, WHEN THE BEATING OF YOUR HEART ECHOES THE BEATING OF THE FRIARS THERE IS A LIFE ABOUT TO START WHEN THE FLUNK DAY COMES.<- WILL YOU HELP US STORM U B, WHO WILL SLEEP IN AND DRINK WITH ME? BEYOND THE BACARDI IS THERE A FLUNK YOU LONG TO SEE? |
− | 9:20PM flunk day planners seen walking out of union board office with jil gates! Can anyone confirm? Also, where the flunk did the "May 1st" part of the page go?!!! <---Confirmed, well at least that she was with jack, i passed the two of them walking towards the apartments from seymour on my way from apartments to seymour<-----I'm on Union Board, we meet on Fridays from 8-9 and we were voting on Fall term events today so it went a little late; and I'm pretty sure Jack Walks with Jil home every monday <--- Did they go up a hill to fetch a pail of water? THIS COULD BE HUGE. | + | 9:20PM flunk day planners seen walking out of union board office with jil gates! Can anyone confirm? Also, where the flunk did the "May 1st" part of the page go?!!! <---Confirmed, well at least that she was with jack, i passed the two of them walking towards the apartments from seymour on my way from apartments to seymour<-----I'm on Union Board, we meet on Fridays from 8-9 and we were voting on Fall term events today so it went a little late; and I'm pretty sure Jack Walks with Jil home every monday <--- Did they go up a hill to fetch a pail of water? THIS COULD BE HUGE. |
Shit. sucks. | Shit. sucks. | ||
− | 10:00PM Kaitlyn Duling walks out of the front door of gingerbread house, makes a left towards Hamblin and meets someone, whose face is obscured in the shadows. They talk briefly, and then move on. This is a report from the Jazz House Roof. < CONFIRMED < freaking flunking snipers on the roof tops... spotting any suspicious flunktivity BRAVO for ALPHA over. <-- people stop and briefly talk to each other all the time B/C WE R A CUMUNITY HEAR @ KNOX! <-- FALSE! (to Kaitlyn leaving Gingerbread house) she has not been at Gingerbread house since before she went to dinner at 5 | + | 10:00PM Kaitlyn Duling walks out of the front door of gingerbread house, makes a left towards Hamblin and meets someone, whose face is obscured in the shadows. They talk briefly, and then move on. This is a report from the Jazz House Roof. < CONFIRMED < freaking flunking snipers on the roof tops... spotting any suspicious flunktivity BRAVO for ALPHA over. <-- people stop and briefly talk to each other all the time B/C WE R A CUMUNITY HEAR @ KNOX! <-- FALSE! (to Kaitlyn leaving Gingerbread house) she has not been at Gingerbread house since before she went to dinner at 5 |
10:03PM Union board meeting was just to do fall planning. Regina is now home and settling down to study. Getting ahead of the curve so she has flunk time? | 10:03PM Union board meeting was just to do fall planning. Regina is now home and settling down to study. Getting ahead of the curve so she has flunk time? | ||
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10:46PM The Flunk Lord of Borzello reigning out of BFE, Indiana proclaims that in less than 2 hours to be the Day of Flunk. | 10:46PM The Flunk Lord of Borzello reigning out of BFE, Indiana proclaims that in less than 2 hours to be the Day of Flunk. | ||
− | + | bleep blap bloop i can haz flunk dai? pls i needz it | |
− | I'm fairly certain this "Flunk Day" thing is just a myth. <----- I called Discovery and they're sending the Myth Busters tomorrow.<--CONFIRMED. They're going to blow stuff up and that's the super secret performance | + | A friend pointed out that there's a campus beautification thing Sunday. It'd be weird to pretty up the campus just for us to flunk it up, which would imply pre-installation Flunk. <-- Or they could just let us flunk it up after the instillation events are over. <--the installation events are not over until the 11th! <-- "One of my supervisors at the library mentioned that Flunk Day has been as late as May 13. I hereby commiserate with everyone else contributing to this page." Just saying. |
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+ | I'm fairly certain this "Flunk Day" thing is just a myth. <----- I called Discovery and they're sending the Myth Busters tomorrow.<--CONFIRMED. They're going to blow stuff up and that's the super secret performance. | ||
Parking lot next to yellows is closed off between 3 am and 9 am. Prime set up hours!! | Parking lot next to yellows is closed off between 3 am and 9 am. Prime set up hours!! | ||
− | + | Sources in town revealed its tomorrow. They seem reliable... <-- Who are your sources. <--and the award for the most useless update goes to... | |
Oh ye of little faith. Thou look upon the day of flunk with doubt, like a false idol. But I was sent by forces thou canst not fathom but within thy sleeping prayers. I stand in the face of injustice and ask my brothers and sisters in this kingdom of flunk we inhabit graciously, and I ask you for your faith. We must ask forgiveness for our hubris in denying the one great truth. We must stand together as believers despite the harsh crucibles that have perturbed us. I do not ask that Flunk day shall usurp this first of May. I know it shall. My soul knows it shall. Sacrifice your bitterness and do what is right, brothers and sisters. Our salvation shall come, and it shall be glorious. | Oh ye of little faith. Thou look upon the day of flunk with doubt, like a false idol. But I was sent by forces thou canst not fathom but within thy sleeping prayers. I stand in the face of injustice and ask my brothers and sisters in this kingdom of flunk we inhabit graciously, and I ask you for your faith. We must ask forgiveness for our hubris in denying the one great truth. We must stand together as believers despite the harsh crucibles that have perturbed us. I do not ask that Flunk day shall usurp this first of May. I know it shall. My soul knows it shall. Sacrifice your bitterness and do what is right, brothers and sisters. Our salvation shall come, and it shall be glorious. | ||
− | -a desperate man | + | -a desperate man |
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== May 2nd == | == May 2nd == | ||
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Flunk Day! | Flunk Day! | ||
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LATEST FLUNK DAY EVER, GET READY! IT WILL FEEL LIKE THE END OF TIMES BECAUSE OF ALL OF THE BUILD-UP! | LATEST FLUNK DAY EVER, GET READY! IT WILL FEEL LIKE THE END OF TIMES BECAUSE OF ALL OF THE BUILD-UP! | ||
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