Alcoholic beverages - Revision history

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Qualtinger: /* Helmut Kohl */

2016-01-28T01:27:19Z

Helmut Kohl

75.149.84.28: /* Drinks */

2011-01-25T05:05:39Z

Drinks

152.10.116.203 at 04:16, 2 December 2008

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Alrobertson314 at 20:56, 14 October 2008

2008-10-14T20:56:26Z

Alrobertson314: /* Helmut Kohl */

2008-10-14T20:50:44Z

Helmut Kohl

72.26.65.193: /* The Hemingway */

2008-04-10T20:40:38Z

The Hemingway

67.164.223.225 at 11:01, 6 July 2007

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	This drink is genuinely so much better than it seems like it deserves to be, and has made everyone who consumes it angry at its success.		This drink is genuinely so much better than it seems like it deserves to be, and has made everyone who consumes it angry at its success.
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	===6 to 8 Loko===		===6 to 8 Loko===

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	This drink is genuinely so much better than it seems like it deserves to be, and has made everyone who consumes it angry at its success.		This drink is genuinely so much better than it seems like it deserves to be, and has made everyone who consumes it angry at its success.

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		+	===6 to 8 Loko===
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		+	The most malicious thing a person can consume. It has been made once, and only once.
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		+	Combine 1 bottle of Everclear with 5 cans of orange flavor Celsius. Drink slowly, and cautiously.
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		+	This drink is roughly twice as strong in both caffeine and alcohol as a standard 4Loko, a drink which famously is illegal to sell because of how dangerous it is. Recommended only for Flunk Day.


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	The soda itself tastes like nostalgia and will cause one to stare off into the distance, contemplating bygone days of youth. The addition of vodka makes this possibly the most symbolic drink in existence.		The soda itself tastes like nostalgia and will cause one to stare off into the distance, contemplating bygone days of youth. The addition of vodka makes this possibly the most symbolic drink in existence.
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		+	===Firebeer===
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		+	Firebeer is comprised of a shot of fireball added to a glass/can/bottle/whatever of beer. It makes people who don't like beer neutral to beer. It makes people who like beer drunk faster than beer.
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		+	===London Blast===
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		+	My baby. The London Blast is made by adding two shots of the cheapest gin you can possibly find (Caliber is recommended, as it's $6 at time of writing for a 750 mL bottle, although it isn't available at the Quickie) to a medium Baja Blast from Taco Bell. It's also very good with Baja Blast Freeze.
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		+	This drink is genuinely so much better than it seems like it deserves to be, and has made everyone who consumes it angry at its success.



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 ===Helmut Kohl===
-Not to be confused with the dear head of [[Dining Services]], [[Helmut Meyer]], this drink is named after the former German prime minister for no reason at all, the drink is a classic from [[Neifert Basement]] circa [[2005-2006]].  When mixed well, it will approximate the taste of the soda-dispenser lemonade at the [[Gizmo]], but have one and a half to two shots of vodka in it.
+Not to be confused with the dear former head of [[Dining Services]], [[Helmut Meyer]], this drink is named after the former German prime minister for no reason at all, the drink is a classic from [[Neifert Basement]] circa [[2005-2006]].  When mixed well, it will approximate the taste of the soda-dispenser lemonade at the [[Gizmo]], but have one and a half to two shots of vodka in it.
 In an old fashioned glass, pour one to two shots of vodka to taste.  Fill the glass with one half sour mix and one half Squirt or other grapefruit soda.  A dash of lemon juice may be added if you wish.

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	Take one bottle of gatorade(preferably Lemon-lime) drink half. Fill with tequila. Add ice. Commence consumption. Belligerence can and will ensue.		Take one bottle of gatorade(preferably Lemon-lime) drink half. Fill with tequila. Add ice. Commence consumption. Belligerence can and will ensue.
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		+	===Tainted Childhood===
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		+	Tainted Childhood is a mixture of vodka and Jones Blue Bubblegum Soda. It was first concocted in 2010.
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		+	The soda itself tastes like nostalgia and will cause one to stare off into the distance, contemplating bygone days of youth. The addition of vodka makes this possibly the most symbolic drink in existence.



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	Other substances may be substituted in lieu of either substances leading to interesting concoctions such as Freestone (Franzia and [[Keystone]]).		Other substances may be substituted in lieu of either substances leading to interesting concoctions such as Freestone (Franzia and [[Keystone]]).
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		+	===Ghetto-rita===
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		+	The ghetto-rita is a concoction of Gatorade and cheap tequila. This drink got me through Freshman year.
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		+	Take one bottle of gatorade(preferably Lemon-lime) drink half. Fill with tequila. Add ice. Commence consumption. Belligerence can and will ensue.
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 Please be careful not to have too many, or you'll get [[alcohol poisoning]].
-==Beer==
+==Drinks==
 ''See main article at [[beer]].''
-==Uncle Grandpa==
+===Uncle Grandpa===
 ''See main article at [[Uncle Grandpa]]''.
 /3 lemonade, 1/3 ginger ale, 1/3 whiskey, preferably the cheapest you can find
-==Dirty Grandma==
+===Dirty Grandma===
 /2 Sweet Vermouth, 1/2 Dry Vermouth, dash of Bitters.
 The Dirty Grandma was first poured in the fall of [[2000]] for a student who claimed that he would only drink alcohol from glass bottles.  While the Dirty Grandma can be served over ice as a sipping drink, it is recommended only as a shot.
-==Gin in Wine==
+===Gin in Wine===
 Add gin to white wine.
-==Gin and juice ==
+===Gin and juice ===
 Add gin to juice. Apple or Cranberry is good.
-==Vanilla Vodka and Cranberry==
+===Vanilla Vodka and Cranberry===
 I know it sounds gross, but it's not.
-==The Hemingway==
+===The Hemingway===
 Named after [[Ernest Hemingway]]. Take 1 bottle of cheap [[Scotch]], saturate with salt until it will no longer dissolve, add 4 strips of [[bacon]]. Seal, and allow to sit for 4 months. [[Drink]].
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 The Hemingway was attempted during [[Winter Term 2008]] by [[Neal 1]]. The results were horrifying.
-==Vitamin Whiskey==
+===Vitamin Whiskey===
 Invented in [[Spring 2007]].  Goes well with vinyl recordings of [[The Unicorns]] and the movie ''Lumumba''.
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 Take a bottle of [[Vitamin Water]] (works best with Revive Fruit Punch), drink down approximately to the ridge above the label (depending on taste), and fill with whiskey.
-==Helmut Kohl==
+===Helmut Kohl===
 Not to be confused with the dear head of [[Dining Services]], [[Helmut Meyer]], this drink is named after the former German prime minister for no reason at all, the drink is a classic from [[Neifert Basement]] circa [[2005-2006]].  When mixed well, it will approximate the taste of the soda-dispenser lemonade at the [[Gizmo]], but have one and a half to two shots of vodka in it.
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 In an old fashioned glass, pour one to two shots of vodka to taste.  Fill the glass with one half sour mix and one half Squirt or other grapefruit soda.  A dash of lemon juice may be added if you wish.
-==Cordless Drill==
+===Cordless Drill===
 A new take on the screwdriver, also popular in the [[2005-2006]] [[Neifert Basement]].
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 In an old fashioned glass, pour one to one and a half shots of vodka.  Add half to one shot of lemon juice, and fill with Orangina.
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