Alex Robertson - Revision history

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Replaced content with "'''Alexander Robertson''' (born May 18, 1989) was a student at Knox and is a member of the Class of 2011. Category:Students Category:Class of 2011"

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Early Life

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2007-2008

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-'''Alexander Robertson''' (born May 18, 1989) was a student at [[Knox]] and is a member of the [[Class of 2011]].
+'''Alexander Robertson''' was a student at [[Knox]] and is a member of the [[Class of 2011]].
 [[Category:Students]]
 [[Category:Class of 2011]]

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-[[Image:AlexRobertson.jpg|thumb|350px|right|Alex, reenacting the traumatic experience of being shoved into a dryer by a three-hundred pound cross between a gorilla and a polar bear. The Alex Robertson pictured here is of the wild, western Illinois variety. These particular Alex Robertsons come in every shade of red, and blush pretty much all of the time.]]
+'''Alexander Robertson''' (born May 18, 1989) was a student at [[Knox]] and is a member of the [[Class of 2011]].
 [[Category:Students]]
 [[Category:Class of 2011]]

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 [[Image:AlexRobertson.jpg|thumb|350px|right|Alex, reenacting the traumatic experience of being shoved into a dryer by a three-hundred pound cross between a gorilla and a polar bear. The Alex Robertson pictured here is of the wild, western Illinois variety. These particular Alex Robertsons come in every shade of red, and blush pretty much all of the time.]]
-'''Alexander Laverne Robertson''' (born May 18, 1989- died May 18, 2010) was a student [[Knox]] before the horrible accident that took him all from us
+'''Alexander Laverne Robertson''' (born May 18, 1989) is a student at [[Knox]] and is a member of the [[Class of 2011]].
-Little is known about the childhood and adolescence of Alex Robertson, but sources claim that he was raised by a russian circus clown, who physically and mentally abused him over and over, showing where his love clown porn comes from<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGIoRUlzE2Q] Homevideo of Alex's Youth</ref>.
+==Early Life==
 ==Personal Life==
 ===Vegetarianism===
-Alex is a [[vegetarian]]. Also known as the people who are unfit for survival and evolution. It is unclear what level of vegetarian he is,  it is sure that it is silly, and hurting him physically.
+Alex is a [[vegetarian]]. It is unclear what level of vegetarian he is, but it has been repeatedly seen that he does not consume animal products such as [[gelatin]]. While he refrains from using animal products, some are just too tasty to avoid, such as fish oil which is conveniently packaged in bottles of [[Guinness Draught]].
 ===Music===
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 ===Academic Interests===
-Alex plans to major in [[Creative Writing]] but really has no idea, like all other creative writing majors. Since it is a joke major
+Alex plans to major in [[Creative Writing]] but really has no idea, like all other creative writing majors.
 ===Ethnicity===
-Alex is mutt
+Alex is half Scottish, a quarter Irish, two thirds Canadian, and one sixty fourth Spanish (causing him to break into garbled spanish phrases upon consumption of the most minute amount of [[alcohol]]).
 [[Category:Students]]
 [[Category:Class of 2011]]

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 [[Image:AlexRobertson.jpg|thumb|350px|right|Alex, reenacting the traumatic experience of being shoved into a dryer by a three-hundred pound cross between a gorilla and a polar bear. The Alex Robertson pictured here is of the wild, western Illinois variety. These particular Alex Robertsons come in every shade of red, and blush pretty much all of the time.]]
-'''Alexander Laverne Robertson''' (born May 18, 1989) is a student at [[Knox]] and is a member of the [[Class of 2011]].
+'''Alexander Laverne Robertson''' (born May 18, 1989- died May 18, 2010) was a student [[Knox]] before the horrible accident that took him all from us
-==Early Life==
+Little is known about the childhood and adolescence of Alex Robertson, but sources claim that he was raised by a russian circus clown, who physically and mentally abused him over and over, showing where his love clown porn comes from<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGIoRUlzE2Q] Homevideo of Alex's Youth</ref>.
 ==Personal Life==
 ===Vegetarianism===
-Alex is a [[vegetarian]]. It is unclear what level of vegetarian he is, but it has been repeatedly seen that he does not consume animal products such as [[gelatin]]. While he refrains from using animal products, some are just too tasty to avoid, such as fish oil which is conveniently packaged in bottles of [[Guinness Draught]].
+Alex is a [[vegetarian]]. Also known as the people who are unfit for survival and evolution. It is unclear what level of vegetarian he is,  it is sure that it is silly, and hurting him physically.
 ===Music===
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 ===Academic Interests===
-Alex plans to major in [[Creative Writing]] but really has no idea, like all other creative writing majors.
+Alex plans to major in [[Creative Writing]] but really has no idea, like all other creative writing majors. Since it is a joke major
 ===Ethnicity===
-Alex is half Scottish, a quarter Irish, two thirds Canadian, and one sixty fourth Spanish (causing him to break into garbled spanish phrases upon consumption of the most minute amount of [[alcohol]]).
+Alex is mutt
 [[Category:Students]]
 [[Category:Class of 2011]]

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 ===2009-2010===
-Alex plans to eat, sleep, breath, repeat.
+Alex plans to eat, sleep, breathe, repeat.
 ===2010-2011===

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 ==Early Life==
-Little is known about the childhood and adolescence of Alex but sources claim that he was raised by a pride of lions, instilling him with the admirable qualities that all lions possess<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGIoRUlzE2Q] Homevideo of Alex's Youth</ref>.
+Little is known about the childhood and adolescence of Alex Robertson, but sources claim that he was raised by a pride of lions, instilling him with the admirable qualities that all lions possess<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGIoRUlzE2Q] Homevideo of Alex's Youth</ref>.
 ==Life at Knox College==

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 ===2007-2008===
-Alex lived in [[Seymour 3B]] for the duration of the 2007-2008 school year. He was first paired with [[Jonathan Pierce-Ruhland]] whom he roomed with for the first half of the school year. In early February of 2008, Alex met [[Ben Boor]] and realized they were soulmates. Thereafter, the two roomed together in what was repeatedly regarded as "the sweetest room on campus." The room was filled with potted plants, naked women, fine art, and tasty cuisine<ref>{http://photos-e.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v200/65/26/1156350186/n1156350186_30122748_7750.jpg] Evidence of sweetness of the room.</ref>.
+Alex lived in [[Seymour 3B]] for the duration of the 2007-2008 school year. He was first paired with [[Jonathan Pierce-Ruhland]] whom he roomed with for the first half of the school year. In early February of 2008, Alex met [[Ben Boor]] and realized they were soulmates. Thereafter, the two roomed together in what was repeatedly regarded as "the sweetest room on campus." The room was filled with potted plants, naked women, fine art, and tasty cuisine<ref>[http://photos-e.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v200/65/26/1156350186/n1156350186_30122748_7750.jpg] Evidence of the sweetness of the room.</ref>.
 ===2008-2009===

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 ==Early Life==
-Little is known about the childhood and adolescence of Alex but sources claim that he was raised by a pride of lions, instilling him with the admirable qualities that all lions possess.
+Little is known about the childhood and adolescence of Alex but sources claim that he was raised by a pride of lions, instilling him with the admirable qualities that all lions possess<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGIoRUlzE2Q] Homevideo of Alex's Youth</ref>.
 ==Life at Knox College==
 ===2006-2007===
-Alex visited Knox during the spring of 2007 and attended the infamous Sellew [[prospie party]]. Therein, he learned firsthand the insanity and debauchery of Knox College.
+Alex visited Knox during the spring of 2007 and attended the infamous Sellew [[prospie party]]. Therein, he learned firsthand the insanity and debauchery of Knox College<ref>[http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v71/18/109/62601830/n62601830_30270835_7386.jpg] Evidence of debauchery</ref>.
 ===2007-2008===
-Alex lived in [[Seymour 3B]] for the duration of the 2007-2008 school year. He was first paired with [[Jonathan Pierce-Ruhland]] whom he roomed with for the first half of the school year. In early February of 2008, Alex met [[Ben Boor]] and realized they were soulmates. Thereafter, the two roomed together in what was repeatedly regarded as "the sweetest room on campus." The room was filled with potted plants, naked women, fine art, and tasty cuisine.
+Alex lived in [[Seymour 3B]] for the duration of the 2007-2008 school year. He was first paired with [[Jonathan Pierce-Ruhland]] whom he roomed with for the first half of the school year. In early February of 2008, Alex met [[Ben Boor]] and realized they were soulmates. Thereafter, the two roomed together in what was repeatedly regarded as "the sweetest room on campus." The room was filled with potted plants, naked women, fine art, and tasty cuisine<ref>{http://photos-e.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v200/65/26/1156350186/n1156350186_30122748_7750.jpg} Evidence of sweetness of the room.</ref>.
 ===2008-2009===
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 ===Secret Identities===
 Sometimes, Alex goes by the nom de plume "Strawberry Shortcake."
 [[Category:Students]]
 [[Category:Class of 2011]]