Anti-Philosophy Club - Revision history

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Post-Bunkism

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Present Day

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Present Day

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Present Day

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Present Day

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2003-2005

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Debates

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 The movement seems to be dividing into a Bevist camp and a Frostian camp mostly over the distinction between Bevis’ use of materialism to analyze capability and Frost’s contention that humanity is trapped in a neo-original paradigm.  The two factions, however, seem to agree on lunch.  It is no surprise that post-bunkism has found its way in to politics and it can be said that the movement rejects industrialism in favor of a more egalitarian theocracy.  It should be noted that while Frostians promote the use of guerrilla warfare, Bevists have adopted the theory of “permanent election”.
-Post-Bunkism also makes the controversial assertion that Nietzsche is dead.
+Post-Bunkism also makes the controversial assertion that [http://www.pvponline.com/2005/02/12/feb-12-2005/  Nietzsche is dead].
 Not surprisingly, most Anti-Philosophy Club members are also just irreverent Philosophy majors.

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 * For the [[2006-2007]] budget year, the APC requested approximately a quarter million dollars ($250,000) in budget items, including the [[Gazebra]] and a fleet of Segways.  Most of these requests were denied.
 * One night Winter Term, Anti-Philosophy Club filled the Sigma Chi house entirely with mustard in retaliation for their unapologetic hijacking of the Anything But Clothes party. Most agree that the Sigma Chi version of the party (and I quote) "is even lamer than Nate Pierce (editor's note: who the campus almost unanimously agrees is incredibly, edibly lame)."
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 * For the [[2006-2007]] budget year, the APC requested approximately a quarter million dollars ($250,000) in budget items, including the [[Gazebra]] and a fleet of Segways.  Most of these requests were denied.
 * One night Winter Term, Anti-Philosophy Club filled the Sigma Chi house entirely with mustard in retaliation for their unapologetic hijacking of the Anything But Clothes party. Most agree that the Sigma Chi version of the party (and I quote) "is even lamer than Nate Pierce (editor's note: who the campus almost unanimously agrees is incredibly, edibly lame)."
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 * The APC became the most armed outfit on campus after using club funds to purchase two AK-47s, two megaphones, and a 2 million candlepower spotlight.
 * For the [[2006-2007]] budget year, the APC requested approximately a quarter million dollars ($250,000) in budget items, including the [[Gazebra]] and a fleet of Segways.  Most of these requests were denied.
 == Resources ==

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	* The APC became the most armed outfit on campus after using club funds to purchase two AK-47s, two megaphones, and a 2 million candlepower spotlight.		* The APC became the most armed outfit on campus after using club funds to purchase two AK-47s, two megaphones, and a 2 million candlepower spotlight.
		+	* For the [[2006-2007]] budget year, the APC requested approximately a quarter million dollars ($250,000) in budget items, including the [[Gazebra]] and a fleet of Segways. Most of these requests were denied.

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 === Present Day ===
-Have you guys even tried?
+* The APC became the most armed outfit on campus after using club funds to purchase two AK-47s, two megaphones, and a 2 million candlepower spotlight.
 == Resources ==

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	* A militant wing of the club made an effort to secure a B2 Bomber to facilitate their war on the campus chapter of D.A.R.E. Tragically, those funds were not approved by Student Senate. Luckily, by the end of the campaign, D.A.R.E. had no surviving members.		* A militant wing of the club made an effort to secure a B2 Bomber to facilitate their war on the campus chapter of D.A.R.E. Tragically, those funds were not approved by Student Senate. Luckily, by the end of the campaign, D.A.R.E. had no surviving members.
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		+	* For the 2003-2004 school year, the APC had requested Senate funds to bring popular musician/400-pound homeless schizophrenic [[Wesley Willis]] to campus. Unfortunately, he died before they were able to bring him to campus. In the 2004-2005 school year, the APC requested Senate funds to bring popular comedian/drug-addled prophet [[Mitch Hedburg]] to campus. He too died prior to coming to campus. As such, the 2005-2006 budget contained a request for funds to bring Bush Advisor [[Karl Rove]] to campus. We're still waiting.

	* It was in this time period that a concerted effort was made to spread the tenets of post-bunkism resulting in a chapter of APC forming on the campus of Illinois Weslyan University.		* It was in this time period that a concerted effort was made to spread the tenets of post-bunkism resulting in a chapter of APC forming on the campus of Illinois Weslyan University.

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 In a typical philosophical debate, the two debaters present arguments, and discuss those arguments ad nauseum. In an APC debate, the two debaters present arguments, then don boxing gloves, and box until one of them is right.
-Possibly the most famous debate occured in Spring of '02, while club members were camping at Green Oaks.  The influential Post-Bunkist theorist Matt Frost faced off against the original purchaser of the APC Debating Gloves, Walker Weyerhaeuser. Blind without his glasses and thus maintaining plausible deniability, Frost immediately struck Weyerhaeuser below the belt, twice in quick succession.  Though the instant question whether North Carolina or Oklahoma was the superior state remained unsettled, the debate seems to have forced Weyerhaeuser into the Bevist camp on Post-Bunkist theoretical questions.
+Possibly the most famous debate occured in Spring of '02, while club members were camping at [[Green Oaks]].  The influential Post-Bunkist theorist Matt Frost faced off against the original purchaser of the APC Debating Gloves, Walker Weyerhaeuser. Blind without his glasses and thus maintaining plausible deniability, Frost immediately struck Weyerhaeuser below the belt, twice in quick succession.  Though the instant question whether North Carolina or Oklahoma was the superior state remained unsettled, the debate seems to have forced Weyerhaeuser into the Bevist camp on Post-Bunkist theoretical questions.
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