Beverages - Revision history

98.228.80.32: frankly i love putting regular drinks into the drinking category. you drink them

2024-02-21T02:42:31Z

frankly i love putting regular drinks into the drinking category. you drink them

GreatHeights at 15:18, 16 May 2007

2007-05-16T15:18:32Z

Gtroyer: /* Non-flammable beverages */

2007-05-15T23:03:13Z

Non-flammable beverages

Elena: /* Non-flammable beverages */

2007-05-08T05:37:50Z

Non-flammable beverages

72.26.69.89: /* Flammable beverages */

2007-05-08T02:01:13Z

Flammable beverages

72.26.69.89: /* Flammable beverages */

2007-05-08T02:01:04Z

Flammable beverages

72.26.69.89 at 02:00, 8 May 2007

2007-05-08T02:00:54Z

72.26.69.89 at 01:59, 8 May 2007

2007-05-08T01:59:33Z

Yesthatems at 01:55, 8 May 2007

2007-05-08T01:55:18Z

Clocksailor at 01:49, 8 May 2007

2007-05-08T01:49:58Z

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	On campus, you can buy non-alcoholic beverages at the [[Gizmo]], [[The Out Post]], and [[Grab-n-Go]], as well as in vending machines. Off-campus, you can buy all kinds of beverages at [[Quick Sam's Convenience Convenient]] (otherwise known as the [[Quick-Stop]], [[Quickie]], [[BP]], and "that creepy gas station where I heard someone got shot that one time.") and at [[Hyvee]].		On campus, you can buy non-alcoholic beverages at the [[Gizmo]], [[The Out Post]], and [[Grab-n-Go]], as well as in vending machines. Off-campus, you can buy all kinds of beverages at [[Quick Sam's Convenience Convenient]] (otherwise known as the [[Quick-Stop]], [[Quickie]], [[BP]], and "that creepy gas station where I heard someone got shot that one time.") and at [[Hyvee]].
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		+	[[Category: Drinking]]

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-Beverages are liquids marketed and consumed by humans.
+Beverages are liquids marketed to and consumed by humans.
-== Flammable beverages ==
+== Alcoholic beverages ==
-''Main article at [[drinks]]''.
+''Main article:[[Alcoholic beverages]]''.
-Some beverages are flammable. If you drink many flammable beverages, you will get [[drunk]].  If you drink more flammable beverages when you are drunk, you will get [[alcohol poisoning]].
+Also known as hard drinks.  An alcoholic beverage contains one or more types of alcohol, and may or may not contain other, non alcoholic ingredients knowns as [[mixers]].
-==Non-flammable beverages==
+Some alcoholic beverages are flammable. If you drink many flammable beverages, you will get [[drunk]].  If you drink more flammable beverages when you are drunk, you will get [[alcohol poisoning]].
-Some beverages are not flammable.  Examples of this include water, [[Vitamin Water]], tea, coffee, and carbonated sugar-water.  The name attributed to carbonated-sugar water is the root of one of history's most insipid arguments, the [[Soda vs. Pop debate]], which started at the dawn of time.
+==Non-alcoholic beverages==
-On campus, you can buy non-flammable beverages at the [[Gizmo]], [[C-Store]]/[[Outpost]], and [[Grab-n-Go]], as well as in vending machines.  Off-campus, you can buy all kinds of beverages at [[Quick Sam's Convenience Convenient]] (otherwise known as the [[Quick-Stop]], [[Quickie]], [[BP]], and "that creepy gas station where I heard someone got shot that one time.") and at [[Hyvee]].
+Also known as soft drinks.

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	On campus, you can buy non-flammable beverages at the [[Gizmo]], [[C-Store]]/[[Outpost]], and [[Grab-n-Go]], as well as in vending machines. Off-campus, you can buy all kinds of beverages at [[Quick Sam's Convenience Convenient]] (otherwise known as the [[Quick-Stop]], [[Quickie]], [[BP]], and "that creepy gas station where I heard someone got shot that one time.") and at [[Hyvee]].		On campus, you can buy non-flammable beverages at the [[Gizmo]], [[C-Store]]/[[Outpost]], and [[Grab-n-Go]], as well as in vending machines. Off-campus, you can buy all kinds of beverages at [[Quick Sam's Convenience Convenient]] (otherwise known as the [[Quick-Stop]], [[Quickie]], [[BP]], and "that creepy gas station where I heard someone got shot that one time.") and at [[Hyvee]].
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−	[[Keystone Light]] is Knox's most popular beer. Both Keystone Light and its slightly more potent cousin, Keystone Ice, taste like [[piss]]. Keystone Light's mortal enemy is [[Pabst Blue Ribbon]], colloquially known as [[PBR]]. PBR is not bad if it's cold.

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 Some beverages are not flammable.  Examples of this include water, [[Vitamin Water]], tea, coffee, and carbonated sugar-water.  The name attributed to carbonated-sugar water is the root of one of history's most insipid arguments, the [[Soda vs. Pop debate]], which started at the dawn of time.
-On campus, you can buy non-flammable beverages at the [[Gizmo]], [[C-Store]]/[[Outpost]], and [[Grab-n-Go]], as well as in vending machines.  Off-campus, you can buy all kinds of beverages at [[Quick Sam's Convenience Convenient]] (otherwise known as the [[Quick-Stop]], [[Quickie]], [[BP]], and "that creepy gas station where I heard someone got shot that one time.) and at [[Hyvee]].
+On campus, you can buy non-flammable beverages at the [[Gizmo]], [[C-Store]]/[[Outpost]], and [[Grab-n-Go]], as well as in vending machines.  Off-campus, you can buy all kinds of beverages at [[Quick Sam's Convenience Convenient]] (otherwise known as the [[Quick-Stop]], [[Quickie]], [[BP]], and "that creepy gas station where I heard someone got shot that one time.") and at [[Hyvee]].
 [[Keystone Light]] is Knox's most popular beer. Both Keystone Light and its slightly more potent cousin, Keystone Ice, taste like [[piss]].  Keystone Light's mortal enemy is [[Pabst Blue Ribbon]], colloquially known as [[PBR]].  PBR is not bad if it's cold.

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	== Flammable beverages ==		== Flammable beverages ==
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	''Main article at [[drinks]]''.		''Main article at [[drinks]]''.

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	On campus, you can buy non-flammable beverages at the [[Gizmo]], [[C-Store]]/[[Outpost]], and [[Grab-n-Go]], as well as in vending machines. Off-campus, you can buy all kinds of beverages at [[Quick Sam's Convenience Convenient]] (otherwise known as the Quick-Stop, Quickie, BP, and "that creepy gas station where I heard someone got shot that one time.) and at [[Hyvee]].		On campus, you can buy non-flammable beverages at the [[Gizmo]], [[C-Store]]/[[Outpost]], and [[Grab-n-Go]], as well as in vending machines. Off-campus, you can buy all kinds of beverages at [[Quick Sam's Convenience Convenient]] (otherwise known as the Quick-Stop, Quickie, BP, and "that creepy gas station where I heard someone got shot that one time.) and at [[Hyvee]].

−	Keystone Light is Knox's most popular beer. Both Keystone Light and its slightly more potent cousin, Keystone Ice, taste like piss.	+	Keystone Light is Knox's most popular beer. Both Keystone Light and its slightly more potent cousin, Keystone Ice, taste like piss. Keystone Light's mortal enemy is Pabst Blue Ribbon, colloquially known as PBR. PBR is not bad if it's cold.

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	On campus, you can buy non-flammable beverages at the [[Gizmo]], [[C-Store]]/[[Outpost]], and [[Grab-n-Go]], as well as in vending machines. Off-campus, you can buy all kinds of beverages at [[Quick Sam's Convenience Convenient]] (otherwise known as the Quick-Stop, Quickie, BP, and "that creepy gas station where I heard someone got shot that one time.) and at [[Hyvee]].		On campus, you can buy non-flammable beverages at the [[Gizmo]], [[C-Store]]/[[Outpost]], and [[Grab-n-Go]], as well as in vending machines. Off-campus, you can buy all kinds of beverages at [[Quick Sam's Convenience Convenient]] (otherwise known as the Quick-Stop, Quickie, BP, and "that creepy gas station where I heard someone got shot that one time.) and at [[Hyvee]].

−	Keystone Light is Knox's most popular beer. Both Keystone Light and ~~it's~~ slightly more potent cousin, Keystone Ice, taste like piss.	+	Keystone Light is Knox's most popular beer. Both Keystone Light and its slightly more potent cousin, Keystone Ice, taste like piss.