Dennis Schneider - Revision history

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2018-05-02T05:10:54Z

D.M.S. quotes

2011-11-12T17:53:31Z

Added car detail

2011-11-12T17:47:33Z

D.M.S. quotes

2008-11-03T00:55:14Z

Classic D.M.S. quotes independent of time

2008-09-27T19:05:14Z

Classic D.M.S. quotes independent of time

2008-09-27T19:03:16Z

Classic D.M.S. quotes independent of time

2008-01-23T16:02:07Z

added thesis

2008-01-23T15:54:51Z

split quotes, added class rules

2008-01-23T15:41:29Z

Classic D.M.S. quotes: more quotes

2007-10-22T06:03:18Z

moar

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 * "None of you could ever be President...you're all too smart!"
 * "You don't know what the dot product is?  Don't apologize to me, apologize to your mother for being such a disappointment."
 ===Ph.D. Thesis===

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	D.M.S. seems tough, but that's cause he used to be a bad seed, all such as hanging out in pool halls in Detroit, where he grew up.		D.M.S. seems tough, but that's cause he used to be a bad seed, all such as hanging out in pool halls in Detroit, where he grew up.
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		+	As of November 2011, his daily driver is a Nissan Versa subcompact 5-door. During warmer months, you may find his 2006 Pontiac GTO parked diagonally across multiple parking spots at the far end of the Hy-Vee lot. Ask him about what happened to his Mustang.

	===Class Rules===		===Class Rules===

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 * "This is a volume problem, these are your friends from the old neighborhood."
 * "You learned Trig in preschool; Algebra was prenatal care.  You were solving the quadratic formula in your mother's womb!"
-* "Don't be so hooty tooty, err, hoity toity."
+* D.M.S.: "Don't be so hooty tooty"; [[Charlie Brown]]: "Do you mean hoity-toity?"; D.M.S.: "..."
 * "None of you could ever be President...you're all too smart!"
 * "You don't know what the dot product is?  Don't apologize to me, apologize to your mother for being such a disappointment."

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 * "Go home, take one foot, and bring it down hard onto the other!"
 * "If you want to be suave and sophisticated at party on Friday night.." (About using the word hyperplane)
 ===D.M.S. quotes===

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 * "50 times before bed!"
 * "Go home, take one foot, and bring it down hard onto the other!"
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 * "Vite vite!" (translates to "quick quick!")
 * "Memorize! Memorize! Memorize!"
 ===D.M.S. quotes===

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-Dennis Schneider is an intimidating mind, and an intimidating professor.  If you can keep up, he is an excellent one. If you understand that he is extremely concerned with making sure that you learn and understand the material, and that this is his ultimate goal and is of utmost importance to him, you see that he is a very good professor with just a slightly different teaching style than you are used to.
+Dennis Murray Schneider is an intimidating mind, and an intimidating professor.  If you can keep up, he is an excellent one. If you understand that he is extremely concerned with making sure that you learn and understand the material, and that this is his ultimate goal and is of utmost importance to him, you see that he is a very good professor with just a slightly different teaching style than you are used to.
 He rules the classroom with an iron tongue-in-cheek, but is kind and personable outside it.  Prof. Schneider was well known for his chain smoking earlier in his long Knox tenure, but has quit, or at least switched to nicotine gum.  You can tell that you have said something extraordinarily stupid in his class when he immediately gets out another piece.
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 * "None of you could ever be President...you're all too smart!"
 * "You don't know what the dot product is?  Don't apologize to me, apologize to your mother for being such a disappointment."
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 * "None of you could ever be President...you're all too smart!"
 * <graphic sounds of sniffing> "... I smell a theorem!"
+* "It's a Pavlovian reaction." <jerks his knee>
 [[Category:Faculty]]