Southern Illinois - Revision history

Camozzi at 08:42, 29 July 2007

2007-07-29T08:42:00Z

Aenyart at 20:12, 26 May 2007

2007-05-26T20:12:57Z

72.26.66.12 at 04:46, 25 May 2007

2007-05-25T04:46:46Z

Aenyart: New page: While Southern Illinois is considered by people from Chicago to be anything south of I-80, Southern Illinois is pretty much anything south of Saint Louis. Highway 50 divides the lower tip...

2007-05-24T15:57:25Z

New page: While Southern Illinois is considered by people from Chicago to be anything south of I-80, Southern Illinois is pretty much anything south of Saint Louis. Highway 50 divides the lower tip...

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While Southern Illinois is considered by people from Chicago to be anything south of I-80, Southern Illinois is pretty much anything south of Saint Louis. Highway 50 divides the lower tip of Illinois from the rest of the corn fields (and Chicago) and it starts across the river from Saint Louis so pretty much anything south of Highway 50 on a map is Southern Illinois. Cities in Southern Illinois include [[Belleville]], [[East Saint Louis]], [[Edwardsville]], [[Carbondale]], and not really much else.

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	The asshole of Southern Illinois is the Fairview/Shiloh/O'Fallon conglomeration of homogenized suburbia. This area tends to be full of soccer moms and SUV drivers. It is advised to avoid this area at all costs if one has any semblance of a soul. People from these areas tend to look down upon the more racially integrated cities of Belleville and Edwardsville.		The asshole of Southern Illinois is the Fairview/Shiloh/O'Fallon conglomeration of homogenized suburbia. This area tends to be full of soccer moms and SUV drivers. It is advised to avoid this area at all costs if one has any semblance of a soul. People from these areas tend to look down upon the more racially integrated cities of Belleville and Edwardsville.
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	While Southern Illinois is considered by people from Chicago to be anything south of I-80, Southern Illinois is pretty much anything south of Saint Louis. Highway 50 divides the lower tip of Illinois from the rest of the corn fields (and Chicago) and it starts across the river from Saint Louis so pretty much anything south of Highway 50 on a map is Southern Illinois. Cities in Southern Illinois include [[Belleville]], [[East Saint Louis]], [[Edwardsville]], [[Carbondale]], and not really much else.		While Southern Illinois is considered by people from Chicago to be anything south of I-80, Southern Illinois is pretty much anything south of Saint Louis. Highway 50 divides the lower tip of Illinois from the rest of the corn fields (and Chicago) and it starts across the river from Saint Louis so pretty much anything south of Highway 50 on a map is Southern Illinois. Cities in Southern Illinois include [[Belleville]], [[East Saint Louis]], [[Edwardsville]], [[Carbondale]], and not really much else.

−	~~Yuppies often miss, however,~~ the ~~great city~~/~~empire of [[~~O'Fallon~~]], known for absolutely nothing, but undeniably a better place~~ to ~~hide from the world~~ and ~~die than anywhere in the Metro-East~~. ~~Having left the hunter-gatherer phase some 15 years ago, [[O'Fallon]] serves as the Midwest's gate into the 21st century~~.	+	The asshole of Southern Illinois is the Fairview/Shiloh/O'Fallon conglomeration of homogenized suburbia. This area tends to be full of soccer moms and SUV drivers. It is advised to avoid this area at all costs if one has any semblance of a soul. People from these areas tend to look down upon the more racially integrated cities of Belleville and Edwardsville.
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−	~~If you are~~ from ~~Southern Illinois, there is a big chance you are a [[Stinky Charles]]~~.

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	While Southern Illinois is considered by people from Chicago to be anything south of I-80, Southern Illinois is pretty much anything south of Saint Louis. Highway 50 divides the lower tip of Illinois from the rest of the corn fields (and Chicago) and it starts across the river from Saint Louis so pretty much anything south of Highway 50 on a map is Southern Illinois. Cities in Southern Illinois include [[Belleville]], [[East Saint Louis]], [[Edwardsville]], [[Carbondale]], and not really much else.		While Southern Illinois is considered by people from Chicago to be anything south of I-80, Southern Illinois is pretty much anything south of Saint Louis. Highway 50 divides the lower tip of Illinois from the rest of the corn fields (and Chicago) and it starts across the river from Saint Louis so pretty much anything south of Highway 50 on a map is Southern Illinois. Cities in Southern Illinois include [[Belleville]], [[East Saint Louis]], [[Edwardsville]], [[Carbondale]], and not really much else.
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		+	Yuppies often miss, however, the great city/empire of [[O'Fallon]], known for absolutely nothing, but undeniably a better place to hide from the world and die than anywhere in the Metro-East. Having left the hunter-gatherer phase some 15 years ago, [[O'Fallon]] serves as the Midwest's gate into the 21st century.
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		+	If you are from Southern Illinois, there is a big chance you are a [[Stinky Charles]].