Squirrels - Revision history

24.12.107.138 at 03:46, 2 July 2026

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Documented attacks

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2007-05-25T23:55:40Z

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72.26.66.112 at 17:59, 25 May 2007

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72.26.66.112 at 17:59, 25 May 2007

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Shasse at 16:24, 25 May 2007

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72.26.70.157 at 20:02, 24 May 2007

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Shasse at 02:52, 24 May 2007

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	Squirrels have also been sighted breaking and entering into Raub 1 and stealing abandoned flip-flops on [[Flunk Day]].		Squirrels have also been sighted breaking and entering into Raub 1 and stealing abandoned flip-flops on [[Flunk Day]].
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	==Documented attacks==		==Documented attacks==
	Recently, a few squirrels invaded the [[dorms]] of [[Seymour 2]] and launched a surprise attack on passing [[students]]. With water guns and water balloons, they bombarded the student populace, framing the innocent radicals that live in that building.		Recently, a few squirrels invaded the [[dorms]] of [[Seymour 2]] and launched a surprise attack on passing [[students]]. With water guns and water balloons, they bombarded the student populace, framing the innocent radicals that live in that building.
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		+	Squirrels have also been sighted breaking and entering into Raub 1 and stealing abandoned flip-flops on [[Flunk Day]].

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	==Documented attacks==		==Documented attacks==
−	Recently, a few squirrels invaded the [[dorms]] of [[Seymour 2]] and launched a surprise attack on passing [[students]]. With water guns and water balloons, they bombarded the student ~~populous~~, framing the innocent radicals that live in that building.	+	Recently, a few squirrels invaded the [[dorms]] of [[Seymour 2]] and launched a surprise attack on passing [[students]]. With water guns and water balloons, they bombarded the student populace, framing the innocent radicals that live in that building.

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	==Documented attacks==		==Documented attacks==
−	Recently, a few squirrels invaded the [[dorms]] of [[~~Seymour2~~]] and launched a surprise attack on passing [[students]]. With water guns and water balloons, they bombarded the student populous, framing the innocent radicals that live in that building.	+	Recently, a few squirrels invaded the [[dorms]] of [[Seymour 2]] and launched a surprise attack on passing [[students]]. With water guns and water balloons, they bombarded the student populous, framing the innocent radicals that live in that building.

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-Most of the squirrels that roam the campus are known to be spies of president [[Roger Taylor]].  Thusly, they are fat and sassy. Some squirrels are [[black squirrels|black]], but others are scraggly. If you sit on the Gizmo patio long enough you might get to see a squirrel climb into a garbage can in search of fries or the famous [[Q's brownie]]s.
+Most of the squirrels that roam the campus are known to be spies of president [[Roger Taylor]].  Thusly, they are fat and sassy. Some squirrels are [[black squirrels|black]], but others are scraggly. If you sit on the [[Gizmo patio]] long enough you might get to see a squirrel climb into a garbage can in search of fries or the famous [[Q's brownie]]s.
-One time, a squirrel got stuck in my pants.  I didn't put him there.
+This year, however, a small group of squirrels have left the employment of president [[Roger Taylor]], and moved into their own elite paramilitary operations. Beware, for they will steal your food, invade your pants and attack you from the trees with twigs, pine cones and other small leafy objects. These squirrels have been spotted training to play dead by falling off benches, so don't be fooled by their antics.
-This year, however, a small group of squirrels have left the employment of president Roger Taylor, and moved into their own elite paramilitary operations. Beware, for they will steal your food, invade your pants, and attack you from the trees with twigs, pine cones, and other small leafy objects. These squirrels have been spotted training to play dead by falling off benches, so don't be fooled by their antics. Recently, a few squirrels invaded the dorms of [[Seymour 2]] and launched a surprise attack on passing students. With water guns and Water balloons, they bombarded the student populous, framing the innocent radicals that live in that building.
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	One time, a squirrel got stuck in my pants. I didn't put him there.		One time, a squirrel got stuck in my pants. I didn't put him there.

−	This year, however, a small group of squirrels have left the employment of president Roger Taylor, and moved into their own elite paramilitary operations. Beware, for they will steal your food, invade your pants, and attack you from the trees with twigs, pine cones, and other small leafy objects. These squirrels have been spotted training to play dead by falling off benches, so don't be fooled by their antics. Recently, a few squirrels invaded the dorms of [[~~Seymour2~~]] and launched a surprise attack on passing students. With water guns and Water balloons, they bombarded the student populous, framing the innocent radicals that live in that building.	+	This year, however, a small group of squirrels have left the employment of president Roger Taylor, and moved into their own elite paramilitary operations. Beware, for they will steal your food, invade your pants, and attack you from the trees with twigs, pine cones, and other small leafy objects. These squirrels have been spotted training to play dead by falling off benches, so don't be fooled by their antics. Recently, a few squirrels invaded the dorms of [[Seymour 2]] and launched a surprise attack on passing students. With water guns and Water balloons, they bombarded the student populous, framing the innocent radicals that live in that building.

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	One time, a squirrel got stuck in my pants. I didn't put him there.		One time, a squirrel got stuck in my pants. I didn't put him there.
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		+	This year, however, a small group of squirrels have left the employment of president Roger Taylor, and moved into their own elite paramilitary operations. Beware, for they will steal your food, invade your pants, and attack you from the trees with twigs, pine cones, and other small leafy objects. These squirrels have been spotted training to play dead by falling off benches, so don't be fooled by their antics. Recently, a few squirrels invaded the dorms of [[Seymour2]] and launched a surprise attack on passing students. With water guns and Water balloons, they bombarded the student populous, framing the innocent radicals that live in that building.

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−	Most of the squirrels that roam the campus are known to be spies of president [[Roger Taylor]]. Thusly, they are fat and sassy. Some squirrels are [[black squirrels\|black]], but others are scraggly. If you sit on the Gizmo patio long enough you might get to see a squirrel climb into a garbage can in search of fries or the famous [[Q's ~~brownies~~]].	+	Most of the squirrels that roam the campus are known to be spies of president [[Roger Taylor]]. Thusly, they are fat and sassy. Some squirrels are [[black squirrels\|black]], but others are scraggly. If you sit on the Gizmo patio long enough you might get to see a squirrel climb into a garbage can in search of fries or the famous [[Q's brownie]]s.

	One time, a squirrel got stuck in my pants. I didn't put him there.		One time, a squirrel got stuck in my pants. I didn't put him there.

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−	Most of the squirrels that roam the campus are known to be spies of president [[Roger Taylor]]. ~~Also~~, they are fat and sassy. Some squirrels are [[black squirrels\|black]], but others are ~~weirdly skinny~~. If you sit on the Gizmo patio long enough you might get to see a squirrel climb into a garbage can in search of fries or the famous [[Q's brownies]].	+	Most of the squirrels that roam the campus are known to be spies of president [[Roger Taylor]]. Thusly, they are fat and sassy. Some squirrels are [[black squirrels\|black]], but others are scraggly. If you sit on the Gizmo patio long enough you might get to see a squirrel climb into a garbage can in search of fries or the famous [[Q's brownies]].
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		+	One time, a squirrel got stuck in my pants. I didn't put him there.

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−	Most of the squirrels that roam the campus are known to be spies of president [[Roger Taylor]]. Also, they are fat and sassy. Some squirrels are [[black squirrels\|black]].	+	Most of the squirrels that roam the campus are known to be spies of president [[Roger Taylor]]. Also, they are fat and sassy. Some squirrels are [[black squirrels\|black]], but others are weirdly skinny. If you sit on the Gizmo patio long enough you might get to see a squirrel climb into a garbage can in search of fries or the famous [[Q's brownies]].