Teresa Amott - Revision history

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Sarahwall at 17:23, 8 April 2020

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Rabbyfabby at 01:19, 30 April 2019

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69.161.61.229 at 23:04, 25 April 2018

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Superpretzel at 17:58, 24 April 2018

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Superpretzel at 02:50, 14 March 2017

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Superpretzel at 02:49, 14 March 2017

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−	T. Amott is the 19th President of [[Knox College]], serving from 2011 to ~~the end of the 2020-~~2021 ~~academic year~~. She is one of the lucky few with access to <student_dist@knox.edu>, but she only ~~takes~~ advantage of that privilege when trying to mitigate crises.	+	T. Amott was the 19th President of [[Knox College]] and the first woman to serve as president of the college, serving from 2011 to 2021. She was one of the lucky few with access to <student_dist@knox.edu>, but she only took advantage of that privilege when trying to mitigate crises.

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−	T. Amott is the 19th President of [[Knox College]], serving ~~since~~ 2011. She is one of the lucky few with access to <student_dist@knox.edu>, but she only takes advantage of that privilege when trying to mitigate crises.	+	T. Amott is the 19th President of [[Knox College]], serving from 2011 to the end of the 2020-2021 academic year. She is one of the lucky few with access to <student_dist@knox.edu>, but she only takes advantage of that privilege when trying to mitigate crises.

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−	T. Amott is the 19th President of [[Knox College]], serving since 2011. She is one of the lucky few with access to <student_dist@knox.edu>, but she only takes advantage of that privilege when trying to mitigate crises. Teresa Amott's inability to connect with students due to her monster like condition has greatly damaged student moral. While Teresa Amott tries to keep a low profile she is often spotted hobbling in-between old main and alumni hall, if students pay extra attention they may notice the skin left behind as she molts from the long and weary winter.	+	T. Amott is the 19th President of [[Knox College]], serving since 2011. She is one of the lucky few with access to <student_dist@knox.edu>, but she only takes advantage of that privilege when trying to mitigate crises.
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−	T. Amott is the 19th President of [[Knox College]], serving since 2011. She is one of the lucky few with access to <student_dist@knox.edu>, but she only takes advantage of that privilege when trying to mitigate crises.	+	T. Amott is the 19th President of [[Knox College]], serving since 2011. She is one of the lucky few with access to <student_dist@knox.edu>, but she only takes advantage of that privilege when trying to mitigate crises. Teresa Amott's inability to connect with students due to her monster like condition has greatly damaged student moral. While Teresa Amott tries to keep a low profile she is often spotted hobbling in-between old main and alumni hall, if students pay extra attention they may notice the skin left behind as she molts from the long and weary winter.
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−	T. Amott is the 19th President of [[Knox College]], serving since 2011. She is one of the lucky few with access to [student_dist@knox.edu], but she only takes advantage of that privilege when trying to mitigate crises.	+	T. Amott is the 19th President of [[Knox College]], serving since 2011. She is one of the lucky few with access to <student_dist@knox.edu>, but she only takes advantage of that privilege when trying to mitigate crises.
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−	~~You're a mean one, Ms. Amott,~~	+	T. Amott is the 19th President of [[Knox College]], serving since 2011. She is one of the lucky few with access to [student_dist@knox.edu], but she only takes advantage of that privilege when trying to mitigate crises.
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−	~~You really are a heel!~~
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−	~~You're as cuddly as a cactus,~~
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−	~~You're as charming as an eel, Ms. Amott.~~
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−	~~You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!~~
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−	~~You're a monster, Ms~~. ~~Amott.~~
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−	~~Your heart's an empty hole!~~
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−	~~Your brain is full of spiders,~~
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−	~~You've got garlic in your soul, Ms. Amott.~~
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−	~~I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!~~
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−	~~You're a vile one, Ms. Amott.~~
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−	~~You have termites in your smile!~~
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−	~~You have all the tender sweetness~~
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−	~~Of a seasick crocodile, Ms. Amott.~~
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−	~~Given the choice between the two of you~~
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−	~~I'd take the seasick crocodile!~~
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−	~~You're a foul one, Ms. Amott.~~
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−	~~You're a nasty wasty skunk!~~
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−	~~Your heart is full of unwashed socks,~~
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−	~~Your soul is full of gunk, Ms. Amott.~~
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−	~~The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote:~~
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−	~~"Stink! Stank! Stunk!"~~
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−	~~You're a rotter, Ms. Amott.~~
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−	~~You're the queen of sinful sots!~~
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−	~~Your heart's a dead tomato splotched~~
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−	~~With moldy purple spots, Ms. Amott.~~
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−	~~Your soul is an appalling dump heap~~
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−	~~Overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable~~
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−	~~Mangled up in tangled up knots!~~
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−	~~You nauseate me, Ms. Amott,~~
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−	~~With a nauseous super "naus!"~~
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−	~~You're a crooked dirty jockey,~~
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−	~~And you drive a crooked horse, Ms. Amott.~~
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−	~~You're a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich~~
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−	~~With arsenic sauce!~~
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−	~~(Teresa~~ Amott is the 19th President of [[Knox College]], serving since 2011.)


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	With arsenic sauce!		With arsenic sauce!
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		+	(Teresa Amott is the 19th President of Knox College.)


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−	~~Teresa~~ Amott ~~is the 19th president of Knox College~~, ~~and the first woman to serve in that capacity. Swiggity swiggity swag.~~	+	You're a mean one, Ms. Amott,

−	[[Category:Administrators~~]] [[Category:Badass~~]]	+	You really are a heel!
		+
		+	You're as cuddly as a cactus,
		+
		+	You're as charming as an eel, Ms. Amott.
		+
		+	You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!
		+
		+	You're a monster, Ms. Amott.
		+
		+	Your heart's an empty hole!
		+
		+	Your brain is full of spiders,
		+
		+	You've got garlic in your soul, Ms. Amott.
		+
		+	I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!
		+
		+	You're a vile one, Ms. Amott.
		+
		+	You have termites in your smile!
		+
		+	You have all the tender sweetness
		+
		+	Of a seasick crocodile, Ms. Amott.
		+
		+	Given the choice between the two of you
		+
		+	I'd take the seasick crocodile!
		+
		+	You're a foul one, Ms. Amott.
		+
		+	You're a nasty wasty skunk!
		+
		+	Your heart is full of unwashed socks,
		+
		+	Your soul is full of gunk, Ms. Amott.
		+
		+	The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote:
		+
		+	"Stink! Stank! Stunk!"
		+
		+	You're a rotter, Ms. Amott.
		+
		+	You're the queen of sinful sots!
		+
		+	Your heart's a dead tomato splotched
		+
		+	With moldy purple spots, Ms. Amott.
		+
		+	Your soul is an appalling dump heap
		+
		+	Overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable
		+
		+	Mangled up in tangled up knots!
		+
		+	You nauseate me, Ms. Amott,
		+
		+	With a nauseous super "naus!"
		+
		+	You're a crooked dirty jockey,
		+
		+	And you drive a crooked horse, Ms. Amott.
		+
		+	You're a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich
		+
		+	With arsenic sauce!
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