Umbeck Science-Mathematics Center - Revision history

Pgrif: Added link to Knox Observatory.

2021-04-18T01:18:01Z

Added link to Knox Observatory.

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2015-03-09T04:30:52Z

2007-08-18T20:13:20Z

2007-05-26T06:09:59Z

extra brackets

2007-05-26T01:38:42Z

2007-05-20T19:54:39Z

nerd - aomeone

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2007-05-17T22:57:10Z

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 The Sharvy G. Umbeck Science-Mathematics Center, usually called "smack," is an ancient labyrinth that doubles as a science building. During his short stay at Knox as a visiting professor of mathematics, [[Christopher Leisner]] is noted to have referred to SMC as "the Umbeck building," a descriptor which confused many of his vector calculus students during  what is assumed to be the first math test administered in [[GDH]] since the construction of SMC.
-It contains the [[SMC library]] and a lot of [[SMC rats]].
+It contains the [[SMC library]] and a lot of [[SMC rats]]. The [[Knox Observatory]] is on the roof.
 Students who study the humanities, arts and social sciences are often confused by the odd layout of SMC.  They will wander its corridors for hours futilely looking for the room where someone will fix their laptops for them until, tired and weak, they are subjected to cruel experimentation at the hands of Psychology majors.

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 [[Image:Smc_fitz-IMG_1365.jpg|thumb|500px|The main (east) entrance to SMC. Photo by Andy Fitz.]]
-The Sharvy G. Umbeck Science-Mathematics Center is usually called "smack," but it is not made of [[heroin]]. During his short stay at Knox as a visiting professor of mathematics, [[Christopher Leisner]] is noted to have referred to SMC as "the Umbeck building," a descriptor which confused many of his vector calculus students during  what is assumed to be the first math test administered in [[GDH]] since the construction of SMC.
+The Sharvy G. Umbeck Science-Mathematics Center, usually called "smack," is an ancient labyrinth that doubles as a science building. During his short stay at Knox as a visiting professor of mathematics, [[Christopher Leisner]] is noted to have referred to SMC as "the Umbeck building," a descriptor which confused many of his vector calculus students during  what is assumed to be the first math test administered in [[GDH]] since the construction of SMC.
 It contains the [[SMC library]] and a lot of [[SMC rats]].

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	Students who study the humanities, arts and social sciences are often confused by the odd layout of SMC. They will wander its corridors for hours futilely looking for the room where someone will fix their laptops for them until, tired and weak, they are subjected to cruel experimentation at the hands of Psychology majors.		Students who study the humanities, arts and social sciences are often confused by the odd layout of SMC. They will wander its corridors for hours futilely looking for the room where someone will fix their laptops for them until, tired and weak, they are subjected to cruel experimentation at the hands of Psychology majors.
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		+	"No one shall drive us from the paradise which Sharvy has created for us." -- David Hilbert?

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		+	[[Image:Smc_fitz-IMG_1365.jpg\|thumb\|500px\|The main (east) entrance to SMC. Photo by Andy Fitz.]]
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	The Sharvy G. Umbeck Science-Mathematics Center is usually called "smack," but it is not made of [[heroin]]. During his short stay at Knox as a visiting professor of mathematics, [[Christopher Leisner]] is noted to have referred to SMC as "the Umbeck building," a descriptor which confused many of his vector calculus students during what is assumed to be the first math test administered in [[GDH]] since the construction of SMC.		The Sharvy G. Umbeck Science-Mathematics Center is usually called "smack," but it is not made of [[heroin]]. During his short stay at Knox as a visiting professor of mathematics, [[Christopher Leisner]] is noted to have referred to SMC as "the Umbeck building," a descriptor which confused many of his vector calculus students during what is assumed to be the first math test administered in [[GDH]] since the construction of SMC.

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 It contains the [[SMC library]] and a lot of [[SMC rats]].
-Students who study the humanities, arts and social sciences are often confused by the odd layout of SMC.  They will wander its corridors for hours futilely looking for their Math 130 class until, tired and weak, they are subjected to cruel experimentation at the hands of Psychology majors.
+Students who study the humanities, arts and social sciences are often confused by the odd layout of SMC.  They will wander its corridors for hours futilely looking for the room where nerds will fix their laptops for them until, tired and weak, they are subjected to cruel experimentation at the hands of Psychology majors.
 [[Category:Buildings]]

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−	The Sharvy G. Umbeck Science-Mathematics Center is usually called "smack," but it is not made of [[~~cocaine~~]].	+	The Sharvy G. Umbeck Science-Mathematics Center is usually called "smack," but it is not made of [[heroin]].

	It contains the [[SMC library]] and a lot of [[SMC rats]].		It contains the [[SMC library]] and a lot of [[SMC rats]].

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	It contains the [[SMC library]] and a lot of [[SMC rats]].		It contains the [[SMC library]] and a lot of [[SMC rats]].
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		+	Students who study the humanities, arts and social sciences are often confused by the odd layout of SMC. They will wander its corridors for hours futilely looking for their Math 130 class until, tired and weak, they are subjected to cruel experimentation at the hands of Psychology majors.

	[[Category:Buildings]]		[[Category:Buildings]]