Zombie - Revision history

157.230.52.166 at 10:31, 21 June 2019

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173.165.102.78 at 20:22, 25 April 2011

2011-04-25T20:22:18Z

74.45.84.76: /* Hipster Contingency Plan */

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Hipster Contingency Plan

Sheehan: /* Sigma Nu Contingency Plan */

2008-02-21T07:19:38Z

Sigma Nu Contingency Plan

72.26.64.30: /* Sigma Nu Contingency Plan */

2008-02-20T05:29:12Z

Sigma Nu Contingency Plan

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2008-02-20T05:28:17Z

Sigma Nu Contingency Plan

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2008-02-13T01:47:09Z

Zombie Contingency Plans

72.26.65.211 at 00:52, 30 January 2008

2008-01-30T00:52:12Z

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Zombie Contingency Plans

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	It is a well know fact that Brother [[Sean McKittrick]] is immune to the zombie virus, and would crush their puny skulls like grapes. Eminent Commander [[Alex Kemmsies]] has placed Brother [[Alex Enyart]] in charge of defending and equipping [[Sigma Nu]] in the event of a zombie outbreak. Zombie Expert [[Rohel Terrazas]] would function as head of intelligence, and would spearhead any effective zombie-fighting tactics.		It is a well know fact that Brother [[Sean McKittrick]] is immune to the zombie virus, and would crush their puny skulls like grapes. Eminent Commander [[Alex Kemmsies]] has placed Brother [[Alex Enyart]] in charge of defending and equipping [[Sigma Nu]] in the event of a zombie outbreak. Zombie Expert [[Rohel Terrazas]] would function as head of intelligence, and would spearhead any effective zombie-fighting tactics.
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−	~~=== Code Yellow Contingency Plan ===~~
−	In the event that zombies breach the Yellow apartments, all residents are advised to move to Yellow #1, where [[Stefen Showers]] have amassed a small cache of weapons in the [[weapons corner]]. From there, residents will travel by car to the National Guard Armory just outside of Galesburg.

	===[[Naked House]] or [[Jazz House]]===		===[[Naked House]] or [[Jazz House]]===

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 === Code Yellow Contingency Plan ===
-In the event that zombies breach the Yellow apartments, all residents are advised to move to Yellow #1, where [[Brady Myers]] and [[Stefen Showers]] have amassed a small cache of weapons in the [[weapons corner]]. From there, residents will travel by car to the National Guard Armory just outside of Galesburg.
+In the event that zombies breach the Yellow apartments, all residents are advised to move to Yellow #1, where [[Stefen Showers]] have amassed a small cache of weapons in the [[weapons corner]]. From there, residents will travel by car to the National Guard Armory just outside of Galesburg.
 ===[[Naked House]] or [[Jazz House]]===

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	===Creative Weaponry Suggestions===		===Creative Weaponry Suggestions===
	*Although it may be frowned on, mixing gasoline and diet cola from the [[Quickie]] creates a powerful homemade napalm. Strapping glass containers of it to the engine of a car, and sending it into a crowd of zombies will eliminate any threat in one swoop that will not cost lives.		*Although it may be frowned on, mixing gasoline and diet cola from the [[Quickie]] creates a powerful homemade napalm. Strapping glass containers of it to the engine of a car, and sending it into a crowd of zombies will eliminate any threat in one swoop that will not cost lives.
		+	Fun fact: Lots of Chlorine + Acid/Soda/any liquid that is not a bagillion gallons of water = lighting sh* on fire. Good to know. - Leslie's Pool Service Employee

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 ===[[Hipster]] Contingency Plan===
-The studio of [[WVKC]], on the fourth floor of [[GDH]].  The studio is one of the highest elevations on campus (as ''[[Night of the Living Dead]]'' taught us, basements are bad business) and is equipped with multiple locking doors and lots of heavy machinery.  If all else fails, you can play LPs by [[Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass]] until the zombies get annoyed and go away.  Beware, though: the lounge can only hold so many people.
+The studio of [[WVKC]], on the fourth floor of [[GDH]].  The studio is one of the highest elevations on campus (as ''[[Night of the Living Dead]]'' taught us, basements are bad business) and is equipped with multiple locking doors and lots of heavy machinery.  If all else fails, you can play LPs by [[Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass]] and talk about what's really hot in the UK right now until the zombies get annoyed and go away.  Beware, though: the lounge can only hold so many egos.
 ===[[Four-Name]] Suite Contingency Plan===

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 In the event of a Zombie outbreak, the broken soda machine out back would be moved to secure the rear entrance.  A barricade would be constructed on the front steps to hinder encroaching zombies.  The basement windows, along with all 1st floor windows would be secured with plywood party signs nailed to the window frames and barricaded.  All supplies in the basement and 1st floor would be relocated to the 2nd floor and attic where the survivors would hole up after knocking out the front and rear stairs.  Rope ladders would be used to exit or enter the fortress and ferry supplies up. From Snu's well- fortified and defended position it would be able to maintain itself in the event of a zombie outbreak.  A tin can phone line could be constructed and linked to Sigma Chi, providing communication between the two survivor holds.  The [[Hookah Room]] would serve as an east-facing gunnery station considering its 290 degree view, while the bar would cover the fields between [[SMC]] and [[Knoxcrest]].
-Sigma Nu is well armed in blunt objects of zombie destruction (such as Dr. Laser), which would be useful in scavenging in post-apocalyptic Galesburg.  Cannons and lasers would be constructed, and household explosives synthesized. Other such weapons would be forged from the remains of broken tools in the basement. The Sigma Nu's have at least a few centuries of FPS gaming under their collective belts, and should be relatively prepared for any large-scale zombie attack. Scavaging parties from [[Snu]] would also check in with the National Guard base located on the outskirts of [[Galesburg]] and hopefully gain permission to use military-grade weaponry. Zombie could be driven away using the house's giant speaker system- otherwise known as "Tiny"- by blasting them with hours of the Sigma Nus' eclectic music tastes, including several days' worth of dance music, anarcho-punk, and death metal.
+Sigma Nu is well armed in blunt objects of zombie destruction (such as [[Dr. Laser]]), which would be useful in scavenging in post-apocalyptic Galesburg.  Cannons and lasers would be constructed, and household explosives synthesized. Other such weapons would be forged from the remains of broken tools in the basement. The Sigma Nu's have at least a few centuries of FPS gaming under their collective belts, and should be relatively prepared for any large-scale zombie attack. Scavaging parties from [[Snu]] would also check in with the National Guard base located on the outskirts of [[Galesburg]] and hopefully gain permission to use military-grade weaponry. Zombie could be driven away using the house's giant speaker system- otherwise known as "Tiny"- by blasting them with hours of the Sigma Nus' eclectic music tastes, including several days' worth of dance music, anarcho-punk, and death metal.
-It is a well know fact that Brother [[Sean McKittrick]] is immune to the zombie virus, and would crush their puny skulls like grapes. Eminent Commander [[Alex Kemmsies]] has placed Brother [[Alex Enyart]] in charge of defending and equipping [[Sigma Nu]] in the event of a zombie outbreak. Zombie Expert [[Rohel Terrasas]] would function as head of intelligence, and would spearhead any effective zombie-fighting tactics.
+It is a well know fact that Brother [[Sean McKittrick]] is immune to the zombie virus, and would crush their puny skulls like grapes. Eminent Commander [[Alex Kemmsies]] has placed Brother [[Alex Enyart]] in charge of defending and equipping [[Sigma Nu]] in the event of a zombie outbreak. Zombie Expert [[Rohel Terrazas]] would function as head of intelligence, and would spearhead any effective zombie-fighting tactics.
 === Code Yellow Contingency Plan ===

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 ===[[Sigma Chi]] Contingency Plan===
 In order to fully prepare the Sigma Chi house for a zombie attack, reinforcements would be immediately made.  The back deck/handicap ramp would be completely removed from the house in order to give those remaining alive a "higher ground" position over the zombies.  The scraps from the deck will then be used to completely cover the North and South basement entry doors and any first floor windows.  The lower roof on the East end of the house will be perfect for shooting zombies that are coming from the soccer field or the quad. The front porch will be reinforced with the many couches that fill up the inside of the Sigma Chi house.  These couches will be used as barracades early in the fight and could possibly be turned into large fireballs when all other defenses have diminished.  If the second floor becomes contaminated then all those who are left will be forced upstairs or left to be eaten; the stairs would then be barracaded with beds and even more couches.  From there we decide if running or fighting to the death is  the best decision.  All of the food and weapon supplies will be "provided" by the local area department stores.
 === Code Yellow Contingency Plan ===

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 ===[[Naked House]] or [[Jazz House]]===
 Should zombies attack [[Naked House]] or [[Jazz House]] inhabitants of both should combine forces.  Because Jazz House has roof accessibility it should be the base of operation in case of a need to evacuate.
 == Preferred Weapons ==

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 == Zombie Contingency Plans ==
-You should probably have one.
+You should probably have one.  Whatever you do do not let in the small child that is outside screaming.  Zombies will sometimes wait until someone opens the door to a hideout and then swarm, killing not only the child but everyone hidden as well.
 ===[[Hipster]] Contingency Plan===
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 === Code Yellow Contingency Plan ===
 In the event that zombies breach the Yellow apartments, all residents are advised to move to Yellow #1, where [[Brady Myers]] and [[Stefen Showers]] have amassed a small cache of weapons in the [[weapons corner]]. From there, residents will travel by car to the National Guard Armory just outside of Galesburg.
 == Preferred Weapons ==