Administration

The Administration, also known as "The Man", must be fought at all costs.

Members

• Stephen Bailey
• Roger Taylor
• Xavier Romano
• Larry Breitborde
• Craig Southern
• Debbie Southern
• et al

Notable Accomplices

• Campus Safety
• Student Senate

Likes

• Financial impregnability
• Tenure.

Dislikes

• Hippies
• Puppies
• Mud pits
• Joy
• The laughter of children
• Sunlight
• Loud music.