Berkeley The Dog
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Okay so there's this dog and his name is Berkeley and wow you should meet him, he will change you life.
Confirmed Berkeley Facts[edit]
-Speaks 8 languages -Finished college 5 times [with NO student loans] -Can play 7 instruments, at the same time -Has circumnavigated the Earth Once -Has met Andrew Purvis and Morgan Jellison and Emily Ioppolo -Was David Bowie's landlord in Berlin -Raised Bernie Sanders -Favorite Fruit: Cantaloupe -Favorite Vegetable: Carrots
Possible Berkeley Facts[edit]
-Made contact with aliens? -Is Lion from Steven Universe? -Could play all roles in Neil Gaiman's Neverwhere single-handedly?
