Fight club

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HISTORY

Started on a chaotic Friday night in the middle of the great thunderstorm of 2019, a female, only known as "La Gata" was appointed as President by God himself. It has been said that the first meeting of this club resulted in at LEAST the death of five freshman students (including Isabella who hadn't even moved in yet). Over the course of the first term, FIGHT CLUB has been notorious for starting late nights brawls at the Loading Dock located by the Quads. Seeing smashed beer bottles in this area is common, but FIGHT CLUB has since banned beer bottle usage in fights.

Galesburg PD hates FIGHT CLUB only because it is the only force that could possibly defeat them. La Gata holds club meetings on Friday nights in the basement of Neifert/Sherwin and as she once said "You can't get in? There's a key under the potted plant outside. Remember your mouthguard, we don't have Dental."