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Students are turned away from Campus Life only to realize they just got mega pranked!!! HAPPY APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!! and congratulations/fuck you to those who orchestrated this prank!
 
Students are turned away from Campus Life only to realize they just got mega pranked!!! HAPPY APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!! and congratulations/fuck you to those who orchestrated this prank!
  
April 5, 2010
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In a stunning turn of events, the Flunk Day e-mail consists of [[Roger Taylor]] announcing his resignation.  A new tradition is born.
  
 
10PM
 
10PM
 
Suspicious vehicles spotted in Dick Blick parking lot.
 
Suspicious vehicles spotted in Dick Blick parking lot.

Revision as of 20:23, 5 April 2010

It's coming to a Knox College near you in the fairly distant future.

  • 11:53PM--it's totally tomorrow. <--can you confirm? this could be huge.
  • Official projection for el Dia de Flunk 2010: Tuesday, May 4th*
  • THIS JUST IN: FLUNK DAY FRIARS ARE BEING PICKED THROUGH A GAME OF ASSASSIN.

stick to the traditions. this is NOT a game. this is flunk day. --> I agree. Could the assassin's game just be a cover?

  • March 25, 2010: Sam Martone announces that he will act as a mercenary/spy for seniors who desire assistance during the Assassins game.
  • March 26, 2010: Tenured Professor of Economics, Jonathan Powers, asserted that Flunk Day IS tomorrow, Saturday, March 27th.
  • March 30, 2010: FLUNK DAY FRIARS ARE OFFICIALLY NOT BEING PICKED BY A GAME OF ASSASSINS BECAUSE KNOX COLLEGE NO LONGER ENJOYS FUN OR THINGS THAT ARE FUN. Are the Flunk Day Gods listening? Ginny Graves tells anonymous student that friars will now be picked through a large game of bingo. Hit your grandparents up for strategies people. It is on!
  • March 31, 2010: Many students are confused and lost now that their Master of Flunk has been dismissed. Now there will be no riding around in the Gator handing out condoms and being reprimanded by Roger again.

--> Simultaneously, the upperclassmen are throwing parties to celebrate the dismissal

--> Simultaneously, the sophomores are confused as to why people are so mean.

--> Simultaneously, the first-years are confused as to what exactly Flunk Day is and who the Flunk Master is. They decide to start investing in the "Flunk Day stash" the upperclassmen were talking about, not sure if this really means alcohol, drugs, or party blowers.

April 1, 2010

  • 4AM

Students are emailed about being a part of Flunk Day and to remain secret.<---Friars? this could be huge!

  • 8AM

Students are turned away from Campus Life only to realize they just got mega pranked!!! HAPPY APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!! and congratulations/fuck you to those who orchestrated this prank!

April 5, 2010 -

2PM In a stunning turn of events, the Flunk Day e-mail consists of Roger Taylor announcing his resignation. A new tradition is born.

10PM Suspicious vehicles spotted in Dick Blick parking lot.