Flunk Day 2016

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But seriously, the more contributors we have, the more fun it gets. No matter how crazy your theory or evidence (or lack thereof), we want to hear it. More activity equals more hype, and more hype equals a better Flunk for all.

Long ago in a galaxy far far away...

"If people don't play in the mud pit next year, I'm not donating to Knox... I will be withholding all ten of my dollars... Apparently there were a combination of factors that caused its downfall [in 2015]. But as our nation's first president, Bruce Springsteen, once said, 'maybe everything that dies someday comes back.'" - Roger Taylor

Wednesday, March 23rd

Let the games begin bitches!!

Tuesday, FB, Matt Sugai: "Flunk Day is tomorrow. Pass it on." Whoa, deja vu... <--- 52 likes <--- CONFIRMED by perennial Flunk Day Planner Cassie McLaughlin

Flunk Day planners-- Cassie McLaughlin? <-- CONFIRMED, I heard from her last term that she's planning again!! Kati stemple? <-- CONFIRMED! Heard Kati has a class she can skip a paper in? Indicatory of the flunk, perhaps? Vlad Papancea? <--- He has junior status! Naomi Morishita?<--CONFIRMED, overheard her telling another person

[1:34pm] Kati stemple spotted at Dollar General buying two Flunk Day jugs. Double fisting? Edward Flunky Hands? Predicting an early Flunk!

Thursday, March 24th

Tonight is the night - where we will learn the flunk theme and the first friar hopefuls will sign up. Place your bets and predictions here:

The Flunk Awakens?

The Flunk Games?

Super Flunk? Guardians of the Flunk?

Medieval Flunk? The Knights of the Flunk?

What will it be?

[5:37] Helmut Mayer (or his evil twin???) spotted at Walmart. Flunk Day Confirmed

[8:48] The theme has been revealed: Night of the Living Flunk <-- CONFIRMED!! We have zombies

Sunday, March 27th

[3:12pm] Jesus spotted rising from the dead. ZOMBIE. The flunk must be upon us.

[4:20pm] Praise it. Blaze it. Easter Flunk.

Tuesday, March 29

Too early for Flunk? I say it's NEVER too early to Flunk <-- CONFIRMED, Flunk Day is tomorrow

[7:41pm] Lights spotted still on in the Campus Life office long after all other offices are closed. Making last minute preparations or just putting in extra hours to prepare for an early Flunk this year? THIs COuLD BE HUgE

Wednesday, March 30th

The Flunk Gods have smiled down upon us. With tonight's wonderful rainstorms, tomorrow there will be wonderful MUD!!! Portents of things (and pits) to come? I think so!!

Seniors heard turning up all night in Hamblin on a weeknight. Do they know something we don't?

Saturday, April 2nd

[1:40 PM] Kati Stemple overheard telling her parents what Flunk Day is. Secret Planners? <-- Confirmed. Entirely a planner, less than secret. <--The joke explained: Her parents are secret planners.

Sunday, April 3rd

A wild blood splatter has been spotted in Seymour Union. Zombie blood? The flunk is upon us! Picture: http://oi65.tinypic.com/339rpqr.jpg Another "wiped out" splatter found on the path towards the library. THIS IS HUGE!!!!!!!!! -> http://oi63.tinypic.com/2qwfslg.jpg

Tuesday, April 5th

[5:17 PM] Travis spotted in the Gizmo, and back from his Honeymoon. You know Flunk Day could never happen without him...

Thursday, April 7th

Matt Sugai noted a spike in respiratory illnesses on campus this week. ...or are they simple respiratory illnesses? <-- Zombification beginning? This could be HUGE <--- PDS (Partially Deceased Syndrome) anyone?

Monday, April 11th

Ren Barkey's cat [SMore] is almost done with her heat, Flunk Day can't happen until SMore gets better.

I found this place http://www.fwworld.com/newattractions.html that has all kinds of flunk equipment. Somebody give them a call to ask about their delivery to Knox College and ask about the date!

Tuesday, April 12

Seniors are changing their profile photos to embrace the Flunk? Will it be upon us soon???? <-- CONFIRMED Annie Ford, Rohail Khan, Flunk Day planner Kati Stemple (!!), and many more are changing over!

Elise Goitia spotted in Caf carrying a water gun. Perhaps arming herself for a huge Flunk Day water fight against a horde of strange hydrophobic zombies???

Becky Benner rescued a baby squirrel from being attacked by a larger, older squirrel yesterday afternoon, sustaining scratches in the process. Today, she's not feeling so well. Squirrels can transmit rabies, and the rabies virus is the basis for the Rage Virus of the 28 Days Later franchise... ZOMBIFICATION CONFIRMED. THIS COULD BE HUGE!

Today's Kati Stemple's birthday, so she's not doing homework today. Flunk Tomorrow?

Could this be a sign that the flunk is upon us?! https://www.facebook.com/okmagazineuk/videos/vb.100276386686649/1004237359623876/?type=2&theater <--CONFIRMED!!

Friday, April 15th

Last Admitted Students Day - All dates from here on out are fair game <-- Flunk Day has happened on Admitted Students Day before. Tomorrow is always Flunk Day. Never lose hope. The velociraptors will catch you otherwise. <--- tru <--- But it's also a Friday. They would be breaking a lot of cardinal rules of the Flunk for it to be on this day.

For the last 3 years, Deb Southern has emailed students about Flunk Day information. I don't see it straying from this trend this year. <-- Didn't you get the memo? The velociraptors will catch you if you lose hope

There have been an unsettling number of cats in the business of making kittens spotted on campus. Could it be hormones in the food? Chemtrails? Or maybe ...the flunk approaches?

Friday, April 22nd

Earth Day Flunk Day? <-- Predictions of an early Flunk abound, so perhaps. Also, what's better for the Earth than all of those lovely, decomposing Zombie bodies? <--But are they organic?

Wednesday, April 27th

There are predictions of early Flunk, and this date is close to the past three years' dates but not overlapping - looks pretty likely...

Thursday, April 28th

Flunk Day 2014. With all the rampant predictions of an early Flunk, could we be seeing a repeat performance? If so, we must get to hyping before it's too late.

Friday, April 29th

This was Flunk Day last year.

It's Emma Downing's birthday. Emma predicted that flunk day would be 4/29 last year. This year too?

"Flunk Day is definitely going to be on my birthday." --Oracular prediction from Emma Downing.

Sunday, May 1st

This was Flunk Day 2013. Good for predictive purposes, and perhaps indicating the Tuesday the 3rd?

Tuesday, May 3rd

Pretty likely date - close to previous years' dates, and late enough to let the weather get nice

Thursday, May 5th

Ahh the long awaited Cinco de Flunko - will it finally be upon us?

Monday, May 9th

"No need for the wikifire. It's May 9th." - Jonathan Powers

Last Year's Flunk

Flunk Day 2015