Flunk Day 2021

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The hype, the hope, and the hurt, the facts and the phallices; when will you grab your 6 foot bong? (Be sure not to share!) When should you buy your PBR? Have you spotted Teresa Amott without her human skin, one last time? Tell us about the unicorn that galloped through the quad. Pick your matching mask and outfit, fill your bottles with rum, grab a shovel and dig dig d i g (Socially distanced, of course!)

Join us. Hear the friars. Join us with pots and pans and heart and hype.

Join us.

(don't forget to hydrate, and keep your masks on!)

Flunk Day(ta) - past 19 flunks in numbers! (access via your Knox account)

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And so we can get this out of the way immediately: IN PERSON COMPONENT TO FLUNK CONFIRMED. People have talked to Maddie, parts will be online, but there will be an in person Flunk! Get hyped!

March 24, 2021 (Wed)

March 25, 2021 (Thu)

March 29, 2021 (Mon)

Flunk Day Coordinator is Maddie Tucker, deputy coordinator is Charlie Tucker. Planners are Kathryn Allee and Caitlin Edelmuth. Keep an eye on them.

Wait, to clarify: Charlie Tucker the dog?

^ Yes, Charlie Tucker the dog, i.e. the goodest boy with the wiggliest tail. Keep an eye on him! He's super friendly and likely to spill a secret to somebody!

^ Link pic?

^ Charlie's Instagram secured: https://www.instagram.com/charlietheaquarius/

^ you're the goat thank you - cute ass dog

March 30, 2021 (Tue)

Larry Welch says no promises have been made with regards to avoiding lab days, but notes that Flunk Days planners tend to pick days based on their majors: STEM MWF, Humanities TTh. Much to consider!

March 31, 2021 (Wed)

April 1, 2021 (Thu)

April 2, 2021 (Fri)

Heard from Caitlin that the Flunk Day theme this year is not going to be revealed until Flunk Day itself- and then saw her carrying around a sign that said "What the Flunk" which IS FOR FLUNK DAY PREDICTIONS! CAITLIN WILL BE IN THE GIZ AT TIMES, TAKING BETS ON WHEN FLUNK DAY WILL BE FOR CHARITY! Also overheard that performers may already be booked? And that Megan Thee Stallion is out of our price range. Unfortunate. Or is that misleading? Maybe she is already on her way???

News is circulating that Maddie is leaving Knox for the weekend. Could this just be an Easter trip? Or could it be a secret Flunk Day mission?

April 5, 2021 (Mon)

GUYS!!!! I was snooping on Spotify and found a Flunk Day playlist on Caitlin's account!!! Who do you think the performer is?? https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2FFmCQB5lDTLHUBJogRpiY?si=HcWnn64iQ2OVqzDzS9rlaQ

^DEAR GOD PLEASE HIRE TINY MEAT GANG PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

Just taking this moment to say - EVERYONE PLEASE CONTINUE TO FOLLOW COVID-19 SAFETY GUIDELINES! Maddie has confirmed that the planners have all met with Abby Putnam and Anne Ehrlich and if the quarandorms are already looking full when Flunk Day comes around, the guidelines of the day itself will be much stricter than they have to be! Do your part, wear your mask, get the Fauci Ouchie when you can, and keep each other healthy! <-which all y'all should be eligible now, so get yer mf jab STAT. We all want those sweet sweet antibodies coursing through our veins for The Flunk

^!!!

April 6, 2021 (Tue)

April 7, 2021 (Wed)

April 8, 2021 (Thu)

April 12, 2021 (Mon)

Vaccine eligibility expands to everyone in Illinois. If all students got vaccinated on this day (IF) Knox would be fully immunized by May 24! Vaccination is important to consider in flunk plans.

^ notably, a lot of people were able to get vaccinated earlier because of working for the college (or going to Peoria since the rules are less strict there I guess?), so hopefully we'll be able to get a lot of campus vaccinated ASAP!

April 13, 2021 (Tue)

April 14, 2021 (Wed)

Day of Dialogue.

April 15, 2021 (Thu)

April 19, 2021 (Mon)

Flunk before today statistically and realistically very unlikely. Pre-18th flunks are rare, plus COVID.

April 20, 2021 (Tue)

April 21, 2021 (Wed)

April 22, 2021 (Thu)

April 26, 2021 (Mon)

April 27, 2021 (Tue)

April 28, 2021 (Wed)

April 29, 2021 (Thu)

April 30, 2021 (Fri)

Flunk Day 2019

Personally, I'm betting we won't have an April flunk this year- with Caitlin basically running all the Earth Month events, I think (if only for her sanity) we'll probably have a May flunk.

Caitlin has gone insane, maybe this year's Flunk is a part of Earth Month? What's more sustainable than a 99 year long tradition?

May 2, 2021 (Sun)

Flunk Day 2018

May 3, 2021 (Mon)

May 4, 2021 (Tue)

Flunk Day 2017 Would very much like this day, as is my birthday. I need a w.

May 5, 2021 (Wed)

According to Deana Nichols, May 5th through 9th will not be Flunk Day. On a related note, come see The How and the Why on these dates!

May 6 2021 (Thu)

According to Deana Nichols, May 5th through 9th will not be Flunk Day. On a related note, come see The How and the Why on these dates!

May 7, 2021 (Fri)

According to Deana Nichols, May 5th through 9th will not be Flunk Day. On a related note, come see The How and the Why on these dates!

May 9, 2021 (Sun)

Jonathan Powers always says Flunk Day will be May 9th, and since Jonathan Powers is always right, why not a Sunday Flunk Day for a change? - According to Deana Nichols, May 5th through 9th will not be Flunk Day. On a related note, come see The How and the Why on these dates!

May 10, 2021 (Mon)

Flunk Day 2016

My current bet as a senior is this day, later flunk to put more distance on Covid, and a Monday cause Monday flunks are the dream. -Matt Cagle

^ I would be pro-Monday flunk but I want Sherwood to be able to have his playwriting/screenwriting workshop. Like I'm sure it's not in the calculation, but if Sherwood is wronged, I will cry. -Sarah W

4/5 WVKC staff meeting today, we think flunk will be this week. No intel, just passion.

May 11, 2021 (Tue)

i think flunk day is either today or tomorrow because everyone who went to the farm bureau for the knox vaccine days are getting their second vaccine on April 29th and May 11th and 12th are pretty close to the 2 week mark after the vaccine

May 12, 2021 (Wed)

May 13, 2021 (Thu)

May 17, 2021 (Mon)

May 18, 2021 (Tue)

The beginning of Flunk Week 2020

May 19, 2021 (Wed)

May 10, 2021 (Thu)

May 24, 2021 (Mon)

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May 26, 2021 (Wed)

May 27, 2021 (Thu)

June 6, 2021 (Sun)

Is there proof Convocation is real? No. Is there proof Flunk Day is real? Yes.