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Revision as of 17:16, 8 January 2008

Gamma Alpha Alpha Alpha Alpha Alpha or GAA(A!) is an unofficial fraternity.

Whereever two are gathered in GAA(A)

The members communicate with an involuntary form of telepathy. Whenever two GAA(A!)s enter close proximity, a third is forced to join. As soon as three are together, all others within 30 miles will be irrationally forced to join the congregation. These meetings often lead to shit getting fucked up.

Guiding Philosophies

Mission Statement

GAA(A!) does not and never will support philanthropy or academics in any way. Ever.

An art fraternity

GAA(A!) parties are always an outlet of creativity. GAA(A!) embraces everything from the fine art of physical aggression to poetry.

Notable events

Playing card poetry

During a particularly vibe-resonating GAA(A!) party in Old Hamblin 9, the members, drunk with art and alcohol, wrote poetry on a deck of cards.

Beaver-Bulldog-Whale

During Spring '07, a GAA(A) contingent went to The Broadview for physical and emotional reinforcement. After eating, Tom Fucoloro decided to try his hand at the claw machine, winning a plush animal of ambiguous race dressed in a Harley-Davidson jacket and hat. Tom thought it was a beaver, but Brian Lowe argued that due to its small tail and pointed teeth, it was in fact a bulldog. No firm consensus was ever come to. I think at some point someone called it a whale-fish-candle. The members burned the beaver-bulldog-whale in a sacrifice to GAA(A!) that same night outside ABLE.

Membership

GAA(A!) draws its members primarily from the Fourth Estate, the Fifth Column, and the Seventh Seal. GAA(A!) members are largely immmortal, largely.

List of members

The membership list is listed in order of induction.

Name GAA(A!) Name
1 Geoff Brown Uncle Joe Bucket
1 Howard Friedman Johnny Chuckles
1 Tom Fucoloro Pony Boy
1 Chris Prairie The Animal
5 Alan Yi Major Tom
6 Brian Lowe Six Foot Android
7 Liza Fate First Lady Jesus Christ
8 Pam Schuller Koala Bear
8 Graham Troyer-Joy Huckabee
10 Olivia Cacchione Balsamic
11 Danny Fisher-Bruns Cornelius
12 Brian Camozzi El Presidente
13 Laura Zuber Hashish
14 Flaming Angel Honorary
15 Angharad Hollingworth Tunafish
16 Freddie Mercury Honorary
17 Madeleine Ettlin Punky Brewster
17 Kate Schlachter G-Force EXPLODE!
19 Bryce Friedman Doctor Evil
20 Courtney Meaker Giant Pulsating Vagina
21 Deana Rutherford Blackjack
21 Tanya Ferguson Rhinoceros Horn
21 Mark Munoz Twenty-Five Tildes
24 Fela Anikulapo Kuti Honorary
25 Matthew Lawton Sideshow Bob
26 Selene Gonzalez Queen of France