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He became the faculty adviser to [[Sigma Nu]] in 2013.  
 
He became the faculty adviser to [[Sigma Nu]] in 2013.  
  
He can be easily identified by his trademark diet coke in hand.  
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He is currently in a contest with [[Larry Welch]] to see who can finish 10,001 cans of diet coke first.  
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Married to [[Helen Hoyt]]
  
 
===Quotes===
 
===Quotes===

Revision as of 21:47, 26 April 2016

Jaime Spacco is the most recent addition to the CS faculty, joining the department in Fall 2010.

He became the faculty adviser to Sigma Nu in 2013.

He is currently in a contest with Larry Welch to see who can finish 10,001 cans of diet coke first.

Married to Helen Hoyt

Quotes

"I don't care if you enslave Santa's elves... Do they have a union?... How big are elves? Why are they in the North Pole? (Pause) Are they descended from penguins?"

"But I love the SMC!" *strokes the wall fondly*

"*after long set-up involving variables-medieval peasants comparison* 'Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony...' (Excited pause) I've been waiting to do that all year."

"I just assume every college has tunnels."

"I'm going to use my laser pointer. All right, open wide! Who wants their retinas burned?"

" . This is a dot. Also known as a period!"

"So you don't have to do this, but I'm just gonna go ahead and do it anyway."

"Oh my god that was awesome. Oh my god. This is so cool! Wow. This is fantastic." *when his own program worked*

"Should you do this? No. You should never do this. Because it's completely ridiculous. It's literally like, so ridiculous. It's like the Sam Hart school of programming."

"And the conclusion is always I don't know what I'm doing."

"God I love talking. I need to shut up more."