John Harden

Occasionally, humanity encounters a demon, who carries with it a single purpose. What this purpose is often inscrutable to the untrained observer, and the best course of action is to try and find the nearest exit. However, some beings have a purpose so clear and defined that to ignore can be seen as stupid at best, and deadly at worst. John's purpose is to keep as many jokes in the air before the end of his time at Knox.

Largest dick on campus in more ways than one

Ass lips = swollen