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Michelangelo Pori (1995-2069) is a Sigma Nu from Albuquerque, New Mexico.
 
Michelangelo Pori (1995-2069) is a Sigma Nu from Albuquerque, New Mexico.
  
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This man held six officer positions in the same organization over the course of two years.
  
He has worked for the fraternity in several capacities, such as CSP chair (2016-2017), and interim LC (2017), before being elected Social Chair as well as House and Risk Manager (2017-2018) for his senior year.
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This man yells at people.
  
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This man cares to much about...everything...like seriously he needs to chill.
  
Beyond his fraternal accomplishments, Michelangelo Pori is famous for his hot-blooded nature and knowledge of obscure bands. He can frequently be heard conversing passionately about his favorite artists or explaining his top 50 albums of any given year. He claims that the musical element in the hentai entitled "Chinchin no Batman" was what compelled him to play it in the [[Front Room]] on Flunk Day 2016.
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Expect to hear the entire room go "what the fuck" at some point as he rants about the futility of language or some other gay shit.
  
A Grade-A cutiepatootie
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He'll be be your friend, even if he doesn't want to.
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Easily the nicest asshole you'll ever meet.

Revision as of 21:21, 8 November 2017

Michelangelo Pori (1995-2069) is a Sigma Nu from Albuquerque, New Mexico.

This man held six officer positions in the same organization over the course of two years.

This man yells at people.

This man cares to much about...everything...like seriously he needs to chill.

Expect to hear the entire room go "what the fuck" at some point as he rants about the futility of language or some other gay shit.

He'll be be your friend, even if he doesn't want to.

Easily the nicest asshole you'll ever meet.