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(reinserted the amusing mathematical explanation for the rivalry between the old and new residents. why it was removed, I'm not sure.)
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== Requirements for Residency ==
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  In the interest of preventing a battle of the largest egos on campus the following information has
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  been added for clarification of the bizarre space-time anomalies surrounding Neal 1.
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Neal 1 is traditionally occupied by enormous egos. As a side effect of this requirement each incoming group of residents believes themselves to be enormously greater than the last. The phenomonen creates a duality of perspectives.
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Since both groups have egos large enough to declare their opinions to be fact, the following contridiction arises:
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*Each incoming group is certainly greater than the last by an order of magnitude.
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*Each leaving group is certainly greater than the incoming group by an order of magnitude.
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In [[Mathematics]] this is a contradiction, however due to the principles of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_Mechanics quantum mechanics] we find the two facts actually reside in [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superposition quantum superposition] — that is, both facts are simultaneously true and not true. Thus we can declare all of the following predicates as valid:
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*The new residents of Neal 1 will certainly suck
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*The new residents of Neal 1 will certainly show up the old residents
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*The old residents of Neal 1 will certainly live on as the greatest of the Neal 1 residents
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*The old residents of Neal 1 certainly sucked
 
==2007 Residents==
 
==2007 Residents==
 
The residents of Neal 1 in 2007 were insane.  They never did anything wrong. They were also the best looking suite on the entire campus.  
 
The residents of Neal 1 in 2007 were insane.  They never did anything wrong. They were also the best looking suite on the entire campus.  

Revision as of 12:53, 30 May 2007

Requirements for Residency

 In the interest of preventing a battle of the largest egos on campus the following information has 
 been added for clarification of the bizarre space-time anomalies surrounding Neal 1.

Neal 1 is traditionally occupied by enormous egos. As a side effect of this requirement each incoming group of residents believes themselves to be enormously greater than the last. The phenomonen creates a duality of perspectives.

Since both groups have egos large enough to declare their opinions to be fact, the following contridiction arises:

  • Each incoming group is certainly greater than the last by an order of magnitude.
  • Each leaving group is certainly greater than the incoming group by an order of magnitude.

In Mathematics this is a contradiction, however due to the principles of quantum mechanics we find the two facts actually reside in quantum superposition — that is, both facts are simultaneously true and not true. Thus we can declare all of the following predicates as valid:

  • The new residents of Neal 1 will certainly suck
  • The new residents of Neal 1 will certainly show up the old residents
  • The old residents of Neal 1 will certainly live on as the greatest of the Neal 1 residents
  • The old residents of Neal 1 certainly sucked

2007 Residents

The residents of Neal 1 in 2007 were insane. They never did anything wrong. They were also the best looking suite on the entire campus.

Neal 1 helped to construct Flunk Day 2007's epic mud pit.

Residents:

2008 Residents

The future residents of Neal 1 in 2008 are an esoteric group of derelicts. They are part of a housing block of 24 which also appropriated Conger 1 for the 07-08 year. This group represents a majority of the 06-07 residents of Seymour 2 and their friends. Neal 1 has been designated the rowdier half of Seymour 2's housing block, which means a couple people will drink alcohol and play live music.


Residents:

Can the new residents of Neal (2007-2008) handle the awesome power of Neal? I don't think so.