Rachel Watson

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Rachel Watson (born 28 October 1996) is a Knox College alum recognized widely across campus for her stand up comedy and propensity for rocking Hawaiian shirts. Rachel is Knox’s answer to the tribe of fatherless 18-22 year olds. Don’t like you’re dad? Never even met him? Don’t worry—Rachel’s your dad now! She’ll take you to the hospital or Venmo you 20 bucks for some emotional medicine Steak 'n Shake.

And folks, when we get down to it [Katara voice] I believe... Rachel can save the world. PS – STOP stealing her clementines, she’s too nice to ask you herself.