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Roommates can be either really cool or terrible. Depends if you're rooming with [[Tom Fucoloro]] or not. [[Lauren Burke]] is also one badass roommate.
 
Roommates can be either really cool or terrible. Depends if you're rooming with [[Tom Fucoloro]] or not. [[Lauren Burke]] is also one badass roommate.
  
A bad roommate has [[sex]] in your bed.  A good roommate makes you cookies.  A great roommate goes back to Utah after one day on campus and leaves you with a room to yourself. You are far more likely to have a bad roommate than a good roommate.
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A bad roommate has [[sex]] in your bed.  A good roommate makes you cookies.  A great roommate goes back to Utah after one day on campus and leaves you with a room to yourself. The best roommate goes to rehab and leaves you with a double for the rest of the year. You are far more likely to have a bad roommate than a good roommate.
  
  

Latest revision as of 20:58, 14 April 2013

Roommates can be either really cool or terrible. Depends if you're rooming with Tom Fucoloro or not. Lauren Burke is also one badass roommate.

A bad roommate has sex in your bed. A good roommate makes you cookies. A great roommate goes back to Utah after one day on campus and leaves you with a room to yourself. The best roommate goes to rehab and leaves you with a double for the rest of the year. You are far more likely to have a bad roommate than a good roommate.


"Everyone has a weird roommate. And if you don't think your roommate is weird, chances are YOU'RE the weird roommate!"-Conan