Sarah Colangelo

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Sarah is a cartoon character. She has a pretty singing voice. It's fun to be her friend and laugh with her. You should try it out sometime.

Sarah is guaranteed to hate your girlfriend.

On Friday, October 24, 2008, at approximately 8:13 PM, Sarah Colangelo went for $230.03 at the Kappa Kappa Gamma 2nd Annual Uganda Initiative Greek Date Auction, making her the highest earning individual Greek in the auction's history. The vagrant who made the winning bid was said to smell of turnips and new tires and was ranting about beating a one Timothy Lovett.

Stalker Katie Johnston has stated, on the record, that she would pay for Sarah Colangelo to get surgery to become a man so that they could date and fall in love and then probably break up after a fight over their pet zebra, Xerxes Hemingway.