Straight

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Warning: this is silly. We don't exist in these set modes.

Boys who like just girls or girls who like just boys are straight. The alternative lifestyle-tolerant environment of Knox sometimes makes kids who are naturally straight feel like Republicans.

Boys who like boys are gay. Girls who like girls are lesbians. Girls or boys who like both girls and boys are bisexual. Fuck, this shit is confusing.

Boys and girls who like cats, dogs, horses, or other animals are furries.

Boys who like hentai, tentacles, and 4chan's /b/ are nerds.

Girls who like 4chan do not exist as there are no girls on the internets.