The Broadview

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The Broadview is a 24-hour restaurant attached to the America's Best Value Inn on Main St. in Galesburg, Illinois.

You can get a lot of greasy food there, even if you're drunk. It is also one of the few restaurants where you can still smoke. Millie, a waitress at the Broadview with the word "love" tattooed on her knuckles, often gives drunk students a hard time, yet is a delightful contribution to the local spectacle of the restaurant itself.

Brian Camozzi once watched a knife fight outside the Broadview. He had to leave through a separate entrance.

Alex Enyart once saw some dude and his old lady get arrested while still seated in their booth.

Eli King and some other kids saw a man die at the Broadview. No joke. The guy had a heart attack, and after half an hour of watching the attempted resuscitation by paramedics, Kit Ryan could not finish her French fries.

Select members of the Conger 1 and Neal 1 2007-2008 halls once were privileged to overhear a conversation concerning a "baby's crack daddy" in the early hours of a weekend, Spring Term.

The All You Can Eat Buffet on weekends is $5.50.