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Drastic decrease in sexual drive
 
Drastic decrease in sexual drive
Increase in [[self-loathing]].
 
  
Oh yeah, sometimes you get a cute [[baby]], that grows into a rebellious [[teenager]] who goes to [[Knox college]], drives their [[parents]] crazy, [[streaks]]  and [[pees]] behind trees on [[flunk day]], [[freebases]] windex, drinks [[alcohol]] and is prone to [[fornication]].  
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Increase in [[self-loathing]].
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Oh yeah, sometimes you get a cute [[baby]] that grows into a rebellious [[teenager]] who goes to [[Knox College]], drives his [[parents]] crazy, [[streaks]]  and [[piss|pees]] behind trees on [[flunk day]], [[freebases]] windex, drinks [[alcohol]] and is prone to [[fornication]].  
  
 
Lucky you.
 
Lucky you.
 
Possible soloutions: See [[Planned Parenthood]] or [[Jon Bennett Ramsey]].
 

Latest revision as of 19:44, 8 June 2007

Offspring shoot from the loins of a female host body after 9 months of incubation and whining.

Side effects of offspring include but are not limited to:

Decreased financial austerity

Increased mess

Drastic decrease in sexual drive

Increase in self-loathing.

Oh yeah, sometimes you get a cute baby that grows into a rebellious teenager who goes to Knox College, drives his parents crazy, streaks and pees behind trees on flunk day, freebases windex, drinks alcohol and is prone to fornication.

Lucky you.