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Increase in [[self-loathing]]. | Increase in [[self-loathing]]. | ||
| − | Oh yeah, sometimes you get a cute [[baby]] | + | Oh yeah, sometimes you get a cute [[baby]] that grows into a rebellious [[teenager]] who goes to [[Knox College]], drives his [[parents]] crazy, [[streaks]] and [[piss|pees]] behind trees on [[flunk day]], [[freebases]] windex, drinks [[alcohol]] and is prone to [[fornication]]. |
Lucky you. | Lucky you. | ||
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Latest revision as of 19:44, 8 June 2007
Offspring shoot from the loins of a female host body after 9 months of incubation and whining.
Side effects of offspring include but are not limited to:
Decreased financial austerity
Increased mess
Drastic decrease in sexual drive
Increase in self-loathing.
Oh yeah, sometimes you get a cute baby that grows into a rebellious teenager who goes to Knox College, drives his parents crazy, streaks and pees behind trees on flunk day, freebases windex, drinks alcohol and is prone to fornication.
Lucky you.
