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Baseball tho????? Or does it not matter????? (PROBABLY NOT)
 
Baseball tho????? Or does it not matter????? (PROBABLY NOT)
  
Fritz Klein, AKA Abraham Lincoln all dressed up, is FREE this day!!!!!!!!! THE FLUNK IS REAL! <---OH MY GOD THIS COULD BE HUGE!!!!! <---- you sure this is the right guy, though? He's also free Thursday and a few days next week. <--- this isn't the right guy, the real Flunk Lincoln is Randy Duncan and he doesn't have a website
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Fritz Klein, AKA Abraham Lincoln all dressed up, is FREE this day!!!!!!!!! THE FLUNK IS REAL! <---OH MY GOD THIS COULD BE HUGE!!!!!
  
 
I took a nap this afternoon, and Deb Southern came to me in a dream. She spoke not a word, but held up three fingers. I asked her what it meant, but all she did was shake her head and laugh. Can anyone trained in dream interpretation tell me what this means?
 
I took a nap this afternoon, and Deb Southern came to me in a dream. She spoke not a word, but held up three fingers. I asked her what it meant, but all she did was shake her head and laugh. Can anyone trained in dream interpretation tell me what this means?
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Word has it Terrie Saline is convinced flunk day is tomorrow, May 3rd, 2017, according to several of her student employees. As she is a topdog Knox administrator, I think this should be taken seriously.
 
Word has it Terrie Saline is convinced flunk day is tomorrow, May 3rd, 2017, according to several of her student employees. As she is a topdog Knox administrator, I think this should be taken seriously.
  
IT'S TOMORROW! Trailers have been spotted in the Best Western parking lot! <---- pics, y'all. <--- timestamp, etc. C'mon people!
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IT'S TOMORROW! Trailers have been spotted in the Best Western parking lot!
 
 
 
 
Flunk Day: a Haiku
 
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
 
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
 
please be tomorrow
 
 
 
Alumnus from afar: We're feeling flunkyyyyyyyyy
 
 
 
1:58AM: Has anyone spotted any flunkness yet?
 
 
 
'''Away in a Dorm Room'''
 
(Sing to the tune of Away in a Manger before a Flunk Day nap)
 
 
Away in a dorm room, top bunk for a bed,
 
The little young freshman laid down her drunk head.
 
 
Flunk Gods in the sky look down where she lay,
 
The little young freshman napping on Flunk Day.
 
 
The Smashmouth is playing, the freshman awakes,
 
But little drunk freshman no crying she makes.
 
 
I love Thee, oh Flunk Day, I can’t tell a lie
 
Tomorrow you’ll be gone, and I’ll sadly sigh.
 
 
Be near me, oh Flunk Day, I ask Thee to stay
 
Close by me forever, and love me, I pray.
 
 
Bless all the dear freshmen in thy tender care,
 
Oh, thank you for hearing my sweet Flunk Day prayer.
 
  
 
==Thursday, May 4th==
 
==Thursday, May 4th==
  
WEDNESDAY 4:05PM PAINT BALL COMPANY BUS SEEN DROPPING OFF A KNOX STUDENT HOLDING A CLIPBOARD.  http://imgur.com/a/JD5kl  ...FLUNK DAY FUCKING CONFIRMED <----- There's a student who plays paintball for a team that's name matches that bus — probably just dropping her off! NOT a sign.
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Custodian Intel that THIS IS THE DAY!! <---confirmed by multiple sources<--- details plzzzz...
 
 
Custodian Intel that THIS IS THE DAY!! <---confirmed by multiple sources<--- details plzzzz... Marvin said it was today and he hasn't been wrong in 5 years
 
  
 
There has been a email circulating around (apparently sent to the Knox College ITS or the information technology services)<--- somebody confirm if this is real (highly unlikely that this "released" email is real)  
 
There has been a email circulating around (apparently sent to the Knox College ITS or the information technology services)<--- somebody confirm if this is real (highly unlikely that this "released" email is real)  
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It's this day Lincoln fest is May 6th, the only other viable date would be May 8th and that is too close to Lincoln fest. Unless, it's a week 8 flunk again. <---- Would they even consider doing 2 big events 1 day apart?? If it's not this week it must be week 8....
 
It's this day Lincoln fest is May 6th, the only other viable date would be May 8th and that is too close to Lincoln fest. Unless, it's a week 8 flunk again. <---- Would they even consider doing 2 big events 1 day apart?? If it's not this week it must be week 8....
  
There is a conference game [[https://www.knox.edu/calendar/date/05/04/2017 1] [http://prairiefire.knox.edu/schedule.aspx?path=mgolf 2]] for the Golf Team on this day, so it can't today.<----- Golf isn't really a real sport anyways and the flunk only waits for real athletes.<------CONFIRMED<-----FALSE flunk day gives no fucks about any athletes (anyone that plays golf is also an athelete, wikifire is not for value judgement or personal opinions, only #facts about flunk day being #confirmed)<----#golfisahobby ****LITERALLY CANNOT TRUST ANYONE IN ATHLETICS, they think they have the in but fact they're being lied to
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There is a conference game [[https://www.knox.edu/calendar/date/05/04/2017 1] [http://prairiefire.knox.edu/schedule.aspx?path=mgolf 2]] for the Golf Team on this day, so it can't today.<----- Golf isn't really a real sport anyways and the flunk only waits for real athletes.<------CONFIRMED<-----FALSE flunk day gives no fucks about any athletes (anyone that plays golf is also an athelete, wikifire is not for value judgement or personal opinions, only #facts about flunk day being #confirmed)<----#golfisahobby
  
 
Biochem 301 test gets pushed for Monday if Today.... what can I say.!
 
Biochem 301 test gets pushed for Monday if Today.... what can I say.!
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One guy checked out a DVD from the library on Monday. The DVD would normally have a due date of three days later, so Thursday. However, the due date reads 'Friday," suggesting the library is closed on Thursday for Flunk Day. #FLUNK DAY CONFIRMED <---- library worker here, chances are good that the due date is Friday at 1am, which would still be Thursday, as the library is open until 1am (if that makes any sense)
 
One guy checked out a DVD from the library on Monday. The DVD would normally have a due date of three days later, so Thursday. However, the due date reads 'Friday," suggesting the library is closed on Thursday for Flunk Day. #FLUNK DAY CONFIRMED <---- library worker here, chances are good that the due date is Friday at 1am, which would still be Thursday, as the library is open until 1am (if that makes any sense)
 
Deb Southern seen charging radios in her office on Wednesday, could be today. Also when I was able to get in to a custodial closet (in CFA) they have charging stations all set up for the radios. COULD BE TODAY
 
 
LAWNS ARE BEING MOWN. SUSPICIOUS <--- 2 days in a row. #HIGHLYSUSPICIOUS #FLUNKDAYCONFIRMED
 
 
Someone told me that her friend that works in admissions told her that there are no tours scheduled on this day. Can someone confirm??? <- Confirmed! They even got moved
 
 
http://imgur.com/LawcAaO Andrew SALAMI spotted getting in the flunk spirit #ahoymatey #FLUNKTOMORROW <----- GOOD WORK!!!! I expect this from ALL of you
 
 
Custodian who was scheduled for a late night shift in Seymour said they saw an 'F' written on Diane's calendar for today
 
 
Scheduled a meeting with Bradley Gregory (Director of Building Services, he would know when flunk day is) for Thursday at 10 to talk about a summer job. "Thursday's not good, please pick another day and time."... he knows...
 
 
Flunk Day Confirmed! Knox email #HACKED.
 
 
Andrew Salemi sent an email about buying Flunk Day shirts if you missed the online order. It says you can stop by everyday until Flunk Day to buy some. If Flunk Day's today, why would he do this with only a day of notice? OR is the man trying to throw us for a loop? TIME WILL TELL
 
 
About three days ago a worker, won't say the name, was cleaning in Diane's office and saw that Flunk Day was written on the calendar in her office. #GETREADYTOFLUNK
 
 
THERE'S A ROCK CLIMBING WALL AT THE HOLIDAY INN, COMFIRMED <--- Proof? With citations please. <---- seriously, pics or it didn't happen!!!<--- sorry I don't know how to lod pics on here, but I have them ;) <---upload them on imgur and share a link! OR post it in one of the Knox facebook groups!
 
 
Got an email from the head of the ANSO dept. who wrote to say class is cancelled if Flunk is tomorrow. Could of said this about any day but chose this one! (proof: http://imgur.com/a/4XUSY) <--- THEY KNOW
 
 
Overheard Naomi Morishita say that she skipped physical therapy to get her flunk alcohol stash!!!
 
 
[8:22] **PLEASE USE TIME STAMPS FROM NOW ON PLEASE!**
 
 
8:43 trailer with Rockwall  at country inn
 
 
9:08 rumors circulating that planners have #CONFIRMED tomorrow as the one and only flunk. Choose to believe it or not, but choose wisely.
 
 
https://ibb.co/nnga0k Link to pic
 
 
'''Hark the Herald Friars Sing'''
 
(Sing to the tune of Hark the Herald Angels Sing)
 
 
Hark the herald Friars sing
 
“Glory to this Flunk morning
 
It’s today, so let’s get wild
 
Come outside in Flunk Day style”
 
Joyful, all ye first-years rise
 
Hear our humble friar cries
 
With Deb Southern we proclaim:
 
“Flunk is here this joyful day”
 
Hark! The herald Friars sing
 
“Glory to this Flunk morning!”
 
 
Honestly god bless whoever is writing these songs <---- bless you, reader <3 the OP
 
 
[10:00] Flunk Day is confirmed!!! Trucks spotted at the Country Inn! [http://imgur.com/JHj5t2T] <--- OH MY GOD THIS COULD BE HUGE!!!! <--- can someone else go there and send another picture to confirm???
 
 
[10:34] But YOU GUYS the Seymour Library Book Giveaway is today...there's NO WAY it could be Flunk Day. That CANNOT be rescheduled. <-----lol are you fr? you're probably NOT a sarcastic person, eh
 
 
[11:02] Spotted the entire Knox College Campus at Walmart
 
 
[11:30] B. Smol seen wearing a pirate's hat. #CONFIRMED
 
 
[12:26] Campus Safety seen at the quickie getting 40's and dutches. <---- LAST MINUTE FLUNK PREPARATION???? <--- FLUNK DAY CONFIRMED
 
 
SPOTTED: Rich Stout stocking up on his flunk day stash at Hy-vee on Main. FLUNK DAY CONFIRMED!!!!!
 
 
[1:04] things around campus are a little too quiet.....
 
 
[4:50] whilst running around two freshman  discover a warning saying founders is closed till midnight. Later they try and get into Taylor but it is locked...
 
 
[5:35] TRUCKS SPOTTED AND MOVING IN FROM AUX GYM ITS FLUNK DAY PEOPLE
 
 
[5:45] seniors (friars???) seen and heard shouting "It's Flunk Day!" while heading toward quad
 
 
ITS FLUNKING FLUNK DAY FLUNKING CONFIRMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
 
[11:34 PM] Today was a pretty good Flunk Day (and it didn't even rain)! Congrats Andrew Salemi! Way to carry on the annual tradition. <----- CONFIRMED!!!
 
  
 
==Sunday, May 7th==
 
==Sunday, May 7th==
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==Thursday, May 11th==
 
==Thursday, May 11th==
  
Vir Das, distinguished Alumni comedian with a new special on Neflix, temporarily had his tour website updated with a flunk message! I took a screenshot: [http://imgur.com/a/Dcxc6] <---And now it's been taken off...could he have been pulling a prank on us??
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Vir Das, distinguished Alumni comedian with a new special on Neflix, temporarily had his tour website updated with a flunk message! I took a screenshot: [http://imgur.com/a/Dcxc6]
  
 
==Tuesday, September 19th==
 
==Tuesday, September 19th==

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