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During Spring '07, a GAA(A) contingent went to [[The Broadview]] for physical and emotional reinforcement. After eating, [[Tom Fucoloro]] decided to try his hand at the claw machine, winning a plush animal of ambiguous race dressed in a Harley-Davidson jacket and hat. Tom thought it was a beaver, but [[Brian Lowe]] argued that due to its small tail and pointed teeth, it was in fact a bulldog. No firm consensus was ever come to. I think at some point someone called it a whale-fish-candle. The members burned the beaver-bulldog-whale in a sacrifice to GAA(A!) that same night outside [[ABLE]]. | During Spring '07, a GAA(A) contingent went to [[The Broadview]] for physical and emotional reinforcement. After eating, [[Tom Fucoloro]] decided to try his hand at the claw machine, winning a plush animal of ambiguous race dressed in a Harley-Davidson jacket and hat. Tom thought it was a beaver, but [[Brian Lowe]] argued that due to its small tail and pointed teeth, it was in fact a bulldog. No firm consensus was ever come to. I think at some point someone called it a whale-fish-candle. The members burned the beaver-bulldog-whale in a sacrifice to GAA(A!) that same night outside [[ABLE]]. | ||
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Revision as of 16:21, 29 July 2007
Gamma Alpha Alpha Alpha Alpha Alpha or GAA(A!) is an unofficial fraternity formed by Chris Prairie, Brian Lowe, Geoff Brown, Tom Fucoloro, and Howard Friedman, Olivia Cacchione, Liza Fate, Danny Fisher-Bruns, Pamela Schuller, and Alan Yi.
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Whereever two are gathered in GAA(A)
The members communicate with an involuntary form of telepathy. Whenever two GAA(A!)s enter close proximity, a third is forced to join. As soon as three are together, all others within 30 miles will be irrationally forced to join the congregation. These meetings often lead to shit getting fucked up.
Mission Statement
GAA(A!) does not and never will support philanthropy or academics in any way. Ever.
An art fraternity
GAA(A!) parties are always an outlet of creativity. GAA(A!) embraces everything from the fine art of physical aggression to poetry.
Playing card poetry
During a particularly vibe-resonating GAA(A!) party in Hamblin 9, the members, drunk with art and alcohol, wrote poetry on a deck of cards.
Beaver-Bulldog-Whale
During Spring '07, a GAA(A) contingent went to The Broadview for physical and emotional reinforcement. After eating, Tom Fucoloro decided to try his hand at the claw machine, winning a plush animal of ambiguous race dressed in a Harley-Davidson jacket and hat. Tom thought it was a beaver, but Brian Lowe argued that due to its small tail and pointed teeth, it was in fact a bulldog. No firm consensus was ever come to. I think at some point someone called it a whale-fish-candle. The members burned the beaver-bulldog-whale in a sacrifice to GAA(A!) that same night outside ABLE.
