Knox Scale
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The Knox Scale is an incredibly simple way to demonstrate one's relative drunkeness/ highness.
The Knox Scale consists of raising your arms, while keeping your hands flat and level like a bar graph, and then moving them up and down to indicate your personal inebriation. Your right hand indicates how high you are, while your left shows how drunk. For example, placing both hands at the same height would mean that you are equally drunk and high. However, moving of the hands in a sloppy and/or uncertain manner would indicate that the person no longer has to use the Knox Scale, as they are sufficiently fucked-up.
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