Sarah Williams

Sarah being tall in a cave...Well, she's pretty much tall anywhere.

Sarah is a student at Knox College. She is really tall, and is often mistaken for a tree by blind squirrels and some birds. Usually reffered to as "that really tall girl", Sarah may or may not be related to such personages as The Jolly Green Giant, or the people who walk around fairs wearing stilts.

Formative Years

Sarah spent the early years of her life, between the ages of 5 and 10, living in the desert wilderness of Arizona, which may have seemed more wilderness like to her then because she was only about 7 years old. There, she spent the majority of her time running around the desert in a lime green fairy costume, either pretending to be a spy or giving proper burials to the poor dead animals she would find.

As a child, Sarah was rather hardcore. One time, she saw a cactus fruit, and thought it was pretty and that her mom would like it, so she picked it with her bare hands on the way home from elementary school. And another time, she stepped on a cactus, and didnt shed a tear, which is pretty amazing for a 7 year old.

When Sarah was 10 she moved to Maryland. She hated it and all the children at school were brats. The only thing that salvaged her stay there was the fact that she lived in a forest with a little creek, ducks, 2 dogs, and some fish. And it was very lovely when it snowed.

Middle Schoool Years

A little known fact about Sarah is that she has been to 12 different schools. This is becasue her family moved around a lot, since they were constanty chased by the Norwegian Mafia, which is actually run by a group of underground viking dwarves. We don's really know why, and they have since ceased their chase, much to the relief of Sarah's famly.

Sarah attended Kenwood Academy for middle school. There she created a letter-writing club called the BPS, which she is to this day still proud of. In this club, Sarah and her friends would write letters to eachother in a secret code of which only they knew the translation for. They would write letters in class, and pass them to eachother in the hall. It also formed into a means by which Sarah and her friends could write stories and things about whatever. Surprisingly, Sarah also learned a lot during these years.

High School Years

Sarah attended Lane Technical College Preparatory High School, where she swam and participated in Concert Band and Symphony Orchestra, playing the bassoon, as well as Jazz Band, playing the trumpet, which she taught herself how to play. Another little known fact about Sarah is that at one point she was able to play bassoon, trumpet, flute, clarinet, and guitar. Sarah also became very involved in the writing program, and aspired to be a children's author.

In her Sophmore year, Sarah met Zac Skinner, whome she dated for about 3 years before they broke up briefly, but now they are back together working on year 4. It is quite the accomplishment. In high school, Sarah was best known creating "Goth Thursday", in which she would dress up in goth clothes for a day, just to poke fun at all the serious goth people, because let's face it, Sarah is pretty un-goth. She mostly just liked to do it to see people's reactions and wear funky make-up.

In the Present

Sarah has been attending Knox College for the past 3 years, making her a Junior. She is a Psychology/Spanish double major. She is on the swim team, where she swims the 200 backstroke, and on the waterpolo team where she is goalie, and has been elected into first team all-conference for 2 years in a row. For the 2007/2008 school year, Sarah will be studying abroad in Buenos Aires, Argentina and Barcelona, Spain where she will hopefully become fluent in Spanish.

Sarah is still dating Zac Skinner, which is pretty cool as they've been together pretty much forever, and may be one of the longest standing couples at Knox, or at least would have been if they hadnt broken up briefly in 2007.

More About Sarah

-ZODIAC SIGN: Capricorn

-FAVORITE THINGS: sweet potatoes, reading, bicycling, swimming, playing waterpolo, playing World of Warcraft, funny things, watching movies, human sexuality, cuddling, eating spaghetti, dancing in the rain, sleeping naked on hot summer days, dancing like a dumbass because it's fun, leanring new words in Spanish, nature, waterfalls and rainbows, the internet, tea, making cake or cookies, sleeping, travelling, meeting new people

-LEAST FAVORITE THINGS: flitty butterflies, rude people, passive agressiveness, eggplant, steak, sticky mud that steals your shoes, mosquitoes, bugs that are larger than they should be (which is approximately too large to squish with your hand), bitter coffee, sad movies