Sparky

Sparky is fucking nuts. He's generally looking for a quarter to "get a can" and stave off the shakes. If you're nice to him, he'll show you the scars from the multiple gunshot and stab wounds he's accrued over the years, and maybe even the section of his skull that was caved in with a baseball bat. Talk to him enough and he'll eventually lean in, say, "Well, I was KK... you know," and wink. It's pretty weird.

He's usually found at Domestic Disturbance House.

Sparky has been known to take personal responsibility for the safety of the possessions of people he likes. Jake Whipple claims to have once seen him chase someone away from his car because Sparky didn't like the way the guy was looking at it. Jeremy Doebert and Trevor Sorenson may have further information.

Sparky's alright, and if you throw him fifty cents every once in a while, he'll love you forever.