Editing Sam Glaser

Sam Glaser sits alone in his room just about 24/7. This is not because he's anti-social - though he often seems it - or because he's addicted to the internet - he is addicted to the internet, he's just perfectly capable of being addicted to the internet in places other than his room. He stays in his room because his agoraphobia is getting worse. But he's happy to talk to you. Just knock.

Other interesting notes:
* is helplessly addicted to caffeine, but hates tea and coffee
* has been known to walk into the c-store and immediately turn around and walk back out when there're no twelve-packs of coca-cola
* drinks hot chocolate, even on eighty-degree days, to control his caffeine intake
* is a registered Republican, and unashamed
* is also a total political junkie
* has lived in the [Elder Basement] for the past several terms, having moved out of Neal 3... it's a long story
* has been seen and avoided by just about everyone on campus, giving people weird looks while listening to music on his headphones
* used to play ultimate and write computer programs and study Latin, but all of those things are now of the past.
* is a Literature major, because it seemed like the thing to do