Editing Patrick Thomas "DC" Kirschenheiter

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Patrick or "DC" or simply "Pat", is, in fact, the last [[sane]] man on earth.  He is a friend to all living things and despite his love of the intellectual pursuits, passion for achieving a peaceful Utopian brotherhood of of man, he still remains a bad enough dude to [[rescue the president]].

In addition to possessing the strength of one-thousand and twelve men, it is speculated by [[ancient and mysterious cults]] that "DC" is, in fact, a demigod, although this has yet to be confirmed.

He's fun to be around on [[Flunk Day]] and REALLY likes [[Physics]].