Editing Izak

HIzak! He is very hard to describe, but we can trIzak.

>He is wIzak beyond his years.
>Don't always trust him he sometimes lIzaks
>He has been known to flIzak, but has to be careful or else he might dIzak.
>While proposing marriage he plans to say "Be mIzak"
>He is able to prioritIzak
>When he takes control of a country he occupIzaks
>When he eats Reuben sandwiches he eats it on rIzak...bread...
>When necessary he can be quite slIzak
>If he worked for the government (perhaps in the FBIzak) he would be a spIzak
>If he ever did drugs he would become hIzak
>He manages to keep to himself, he doesn't like to prIzak
>His favorite show as a kid was Bill NIzak the Science GuIzak
>His favorite desert is pecan pIzak 
>His favorite number is also pIzak
>If he wrote Gangnam Style, he would be known as PSIzak
>If he ever moved to Florida, he could co-star in CSIzak Miami
>He likes soup with salad on the sIzak
>His favorite book is Catcher in the RIzak
>If he ever became a detective he would be a Private Izak
>He once considered joining the Military to become a G.Izak
>When he goes swimming, it often takes his hair a while to drIzak
>You have been reading these for a while now, ever ask yourself whIzak?
>He used to be a hippie, he once wore tye-dIzak
>His favorite physicist is Elbert Izakstien
>If he joins Archery he would only get Bulls-Izak
>When he wants to listen to music, he uses SpotifIzak
>He can see into the future all he has to do is scrIzak
>He is taking the hobbits to Izakgard
>He is very responsible so we allow him to supervIzak
>When he gets a meal at McDonalds he always make sure to super-sIzak.
>He may really despIzak these puns...we don't care
>His favorite movie is The Dark Knight RIzak
>His favorite pokemon is SableIzak 
>He is an Astronomer, he spends hours looking at the skIzak
>We are almost done with this list, so keep your eyes on the prIzak
>When he needs an evil plan, he can always devIzak one
>And this entire list was started when someone said hIzak
>These puns are really bad, and elicit many sIzaks
>His favorite show is FireflIzak
>He really hates puns. We applogIzak
>When he wears a suit, he always wears a tIzak
>His favorite kind of tea is chIzak
>When he gives a speech they will telivIzak
>We are running out of puns, if you can supplIzak more...
>Izak.



After reading all of this, I'm sure you want to CrIzak, I assure you we are done now so bIzak.