Editing Hadley Mollman

Hadley Theresa Mollman is a senior in the class of '25. A performer through and through, Hadley always seems to be putting on a show. A proverbial "yes man", they are pretty much willing to drop any formal responsiblity to engage in an activity with any friends. When asked to comment on this analysis, they merely said "Leave me alone, I just like to hang out." 

If searching for Hadley on campus with the intent to hang out, you shouldn't. They are probably already looking for you so you should just stay put and then eventually they will appear. While they enjoy apporaching people with the gait of a terminally arthiritic goblin, Hadley's attacks are completely harmless. 

List of tragedies:

While snow-wrestling with one McKenzie Caldicott between Post and Four-name, Hadley dropped their phone, keys, and wallet into a deep snowbank where it remained for multiple weeks. 

Just prior to the beginning of the '24-'25 academic year, the Lady Jane (Hadley's inherited paramour) was confiscated at the hands of Campus Safety. An anonymous source from within Hadley's inner circle (n=475) stated that a grand heist was in the works Fall '24.